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[Guest]

Yay!!!! I got one!!!! This was left on my last chapter of Magic Man

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09/29/07 by Anonymous
Be nice if you could even keep the typeface consistent. From your earlier superb work like 'Enless' and stuff with storms, tou seem to have morphed into a sausage factory, just turning out uninteresting and unbelievable daily chapters. It's getting like lunchtime soaps, pap to fill a gap. You can write so much better, I know. Give us some good writing.

 

[evanslily]

Yay!!!! I got one!!!! This was left on my last chapter of Magic Man

09/29/07 by Anonymous
Be nice if you could even keep the typeface consistent. From your earlier superb work like 'Enless' and stuff with storms, tou seem to have morphed into a sausage factory, just turning out uninteresting and unbelievable daily chapters. It's getting like lunchtime soaps, pap to fill a gap. You can write so much better, I know. Give us some good writing.

Hey, I like sausages.

Freudian slip, d'you think, LOL?

 

[SweetWitch]

Yay!!!! I got one!!!! This was left on my last chapter of Magic Man

Is that the worst you got? Shoot. My trolls want me to kill myself, while yours encourage you to write more. I need a better class of trolls.

 

[MarshAlien]

Yay!!!! I got one!!!! This was left on my last chapter of Magic Man

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09/29/07 by Anonymous
Be nice if you could even keep the typeface consistent. From your earlier superb work like 'Enless' and stuff with storms, tou seem to have morphed into a sausage factory, just turning out uninteresting and unbelievable daily chapters. It's getting like lunchtime soaps, pap to fill a gap. You can write so much better, I know. Give us some good writing.

This is what is known as praising with faint damnation. His biggest complaint is that you can't keep the typeface consistent?!?! Seriously, Molly's right; "earlier" superb work" and "you can write so much better" do detract a little from the virulence of his, um, diatribe.

 

[Guest]

This is what is known as praising with faint damnation. His biggest complaint is that you can't keep the typeface consistent?!?! Seriously, Molly's right; "earlier" superb work" and "you can write so much better" do detract a little from the virulence of his, um, diatribe.

You're just jealous....neener neener neener...

Snort

 

[MarshAlien]

You're just jealous....neener neener neener...

Snort

Jealous of your ability to produce "superb work?" Maybe.

Jealous of the "2" that came with this comment? Not so much.

So go ahead and neener all you want.

 

[SweetWitch]

Jealous of your ability to produce "superb work?" Maybe.

Jealous of the "2" that came with this comment? Not so much.

So go ahead and neener all you want.

Kids... stop fussing.

 

[MarshAlien]

Kids... stop fussing.

Let me think who started it . . . oh, yeah. YOU DID!

 

[SweetWitch]

Let me think who started it . . . oh, yeah. YOU DID!

Are you trying to pick a fight with me, Mr. Alien?

 

[MarshAlien]

Are you trying to pick a fight with me, Mr. Alien?

A flyweight like you?

 

[SweetWitch]

A flyweight like you?

Flyweight? Are you now trying to get on my good side? Because if you are, I should warn you that I don't have a good side.

 

[MarshAlien]

Flyweight? Are you now trying to get on my good side? Because if you are, I should warn you that I don't have a good side.

So you just have one side? Or a number of bad sides? Some sort of evil polyhedron?

On the other hand, it explains why people always complain that their conversations with you are so one-sided.

 

[SweetWitch]

So you just have one side? Or a number of bad sides? Some sort of evil polyhedron?

On the other hand, it explains why people always complain that their conversations with you are so one-sided.

Watch yourself, bub. I'm stirring the cauldron, just for you.

 

[MarshAlien]

Watch yourself, bub. I'm stirring the cauldron, just for you.

I'm sitting here all aquiver.

Oops. My mistake. Just a little indigestion.

Bet you can't turn me into a writer, can you? That would probably be too much for a sort of minor witch like you...

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm sitting here all aquiver.

Oops. My mistake. Just a little indigestion.

Bet you can't turn me into a writer, can you? That would probably be too much for a sort of minor witch like you...

Honey, no one can give you talent you don't possess. But I can turn you into a toad...

 

[MarshAlien]

Honey, no one can give you talent you don't possess. But I can turn you into a toad...

I can do that.

 

[SweetWitch]

I can do that.

That was a poor attempt.

 

[MarshAlien]

That was a poor attempt.

Hah! Like you could do better. Come on, witch. Show us what you got. Toad, frog, salamander, lizard, small rodent. Whatever you want to try.

 

[SweetWitch]

Hah! Like you could do better. Come on, witch. Show us what you got. Toad, frog, salamander, lizard, small rodent. Whatever you want to try.

Hmmm... Okay. Wait ten minutes and then refrain from combing your hair. You'll want to enjoy it while it still resides on your head.

 

[Darkniciad]

This message contains feedback for: Darkniciad
About the submission: LST3K Ep. 06: Witch Season
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments: I am going to resist my standard practice of bottom scoring all the stories with the tenny wenny penie that also compares the massive hugh dark monstrer handing from your godlike black body. NO changed my mind bottom score for you and the Jena 6.

Sounds to me like some of those compensation jokes hit home with Anony

They may say that it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean - but it takes a damn long time to get to England in a dinghy. Better start rowing yesterday, Anony

 

[MarshAlien]

This message contains feedback for: Darkniciad
About the submission: LST3K Ep. 06: Witch Season
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments: I am going to resist my standard practice of bottom scoring all the stories with the tenny wenny penie that also compares the massive hugh dark monstrer handing from your godlike black body. NO changed my mind bottom score for you and the Jena 6.

Wow, such drama in two sentences. At first he's struggling to overcome his base desire, and then, with a capitalized "NO," a shout, if you will, of weakness, he gives in, unable to transcend himself.

I assume tenny wenny is a derivative of teenie weenie, only with more "n's."

 

[scouries]

what happened to the deft touch...Awesome dude???

[size=+2]TODAYS WORST COMMENT[/SIZE]​

The following wasn’t a comment on a story but was instead a comment on a post someone made about his blog.

What caught my eye was that there is a meanness to the comment that seems way out of proportion to the original post. I mean who cares if this guy has written a blog where he describes his sexual adventures. And includes pictures. In this day and age it’s par for the course!

Where is the lightness, the deft hand, the humor that our AHland court jester is so famous for?

Could it be that this crude pummeling is more about impressing Tinkerbell and the other fawning sweetie than it is about making any valid point?

C’mon Marshman!, this is way below your normal standard, you can do so much better. There is absolutely no need for you to act macho to get laid.


***Awesome, dude! You are obviously quite a wild and crazy guy! I see from your very first post that you love sex and "associate it with pleasure." What a refreshing change of pace! Most of us here at Lit associate it with sitting in an empty baseball stadium drinking warm soda. Having you around will certainly enhance our experience. As for your suspicion that you may be verbose and boring, you may be right. Having scanned your post using the tools we authors employ here at Lit (imagery, plot, dialogue, structure, etc.), I have identified 247 words that could be excised in order to make your submission better. Unfortunately, that leaves you with "Ralph," which, as you suggest, is a little on the boring side.

Best of luck with your next work!

[size=+]****ALERT***ALERT***[/size] Somebody stole my thread, has anybody seen it? Poor [size=+2]Gabby[/size] is pissing her pants…

 

[MarshAlien]

[size=+2]TODAYS WORST COMMENT[/SIZE]​

The following wasn’t a comment on a story but was instead a comment on a post someone made about his blog.

What caught my eye was that there is a meanness to the comment that seems way out of proportion to the original post. I mean who cares if this guy has written a blog where he describes his sexual adventures. And includes pictures. In this day and age it’s par for the course!

Where is the lightness, the deft hand, the humor that our AHland court jester is so famous for?

Could it be that this crude pummeling is more about impressing Tinkerbell and the other fawning sweetie than it is about making any valid point?

C’mon Marshman!, this is way below your normal standard, you can do so much better. There is absolutely no need for you to act macho to get laid.


***Awesome, dude! You are obviously quite a wild and crazy guy! I see from your very first post that you love sex and "associate it with pleasure." What a refreshing change of pace! Most of us here at Lit associate it with sitting in an empty baseball stadium drinking warm soda. Having you around will certainly enhance our experience. As for your suspicion that you may be verbose and boring, you may be right. Having scanned your post using the tools we authors employ here at Lit (imagery, plot, dialogue, structure, etc.), I have identified 247 words that could be excised in order to make your submission better. Unfortunately, that leaves you with "Ralph," which, as you suggest, is a little on the boring side.

Best of luck with your next work!

[size=+]****ALERT***ALERT***[/size] Somebody stole my thread, has anybody seen it? Poor [size=+2]Gabby[/size] is pissing her pants…

Lost your thread? Bummer. You still have Gabby's thread, though, right? Only the first one's gone missing. Actually, the thread you quoted my post from has also disappeared from the Story Feedback Forum and moved to the General Board (http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=24372112#post24372112) (where Jenny_Jackson's last post was followed by this question from Luxey313: "Who the fuck are you people?" To which kotori responded, "I'm thinking there are a bunch of people on some other forum saying, 'Where the fuck did that thread go?'").

Too funny, huh? Maybe we have a moderator after all. How odd. Have you tried looking elsewhere for yours? If I run across it, I'll let you know.

As for Ralph, perhaps I was too mean. I'm not sure that Ralph (pseudonym = mensasiantravel) was a real serious author seeking feedback, though (which may explain why his thread was deleted). His first post (this was his third) was on the "Sexual Word Association" thread on the general board, where, after "squeezing," "grabbing," holding," and "claimping," he posted "Sexual Pleasure - I am addicted to sex and associate it with pleasure." Then he submitted the post to which I responded:

I am a single guy living in Asia and I love sex and love the local women. For a long time I exchanged information and stories with others about my exploits. Last year I decided to create a personal blog to record my sexual adventures on a daily basis.

I include the mundane along with the downright bad experiences so it a very factual account of living here in Asia. I know it’s a personal ego trip but I would like to improve the readability of the blog. I suspect I am too verbose and boring.

I do not claim to be a great writer. I am very open to criticism about the writing but I advise all that I am immune to any moral or personal criticisms of my life style. It will be like water off a ducks back but I know there will be some that will just not be able to hold back. Go for it but don’t expect me to waste anytime defending my lifestyle. You will not be able to convert or convince me any more than I could you so from my perspective it’s a waste of time.

Warning the blog includes very explicit pictures. These are my own. They are not bullshit from porn sites and you will not find any paysite links (just links to other similar sites and some link exchanges).

Having said all that you are welcome to check out my sex blog in my signature.

Ralph

Although I do appreciate your praise of the "lightness," "deft hand," and "humor" that I am stunned to learn I am "so famous for." You really think they could help me get chicks?

 

[SweetWitch]

You really think they could help me get chicks?

*snort*

In a word... NO!

 

[tickledkitty]

*snort*

In a word... NO!

Well, I don't know, Molly. Let's not be too hasty. He has the "deft hand" and all.