Literotica's All-time Best "Worst Public Feedback" List

[sr71plt]

My apologies to all parties including sr71plt.

Thanks. I'm sorry I upset you.

 

[caprine]

Trolls

This is one of my troll messages:
"uhhh
02/08/06 By: Anonymous
dis sory o parents *drools* how you no dat?"

Delete the above comment.

The message was for my valentine story of last year.

http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=239695

Oh well, we all get them.

 

[scouries]

some more...

[size=+2]TODAYS WORST COMMENTS[/SIZE]​

Here are two I received by e-mail this weekend. While I’ve had much worse in the past each of these in its own way hurts. Especially the first. Somebody half the world away has taken the time to read my story and I didn’t meet his/her expectations. It just takes one simple comment like this one to make me strive to become an even better writer, even though it’s difficult to believe I could get much better than I already is.

I should have rated this story of yours higher but I expect more from you. from bangladesh with regard

The second one presents an impossible challenge. I don’t even know in which story the “T” is missing from. And yet I’d like to find and fix this error!

Love your stories. You should get a proof reader. There should be a "T" in front of "he".

And then there was this one asked after someone had read my famous best seller “Daddy”, I Whispered. Which in other circumstances I might take amiss. But not here. Thank you!

Are you male or female?

jrs

 

[DocCIS]

I have to include the latest I received via e-mail comments:

This message contains feedback for: DocCIS
About the submission: Annie Babysits the Kids Ch. 04
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

lets see looser story about a looser written by a looser.

 

[tickledkitty]

I have to include the latest I received via e-mail comments:

Yeah, those loose stories are the worst. They just keep getting looser and looser.

 

[Varian P]

grains of salt all around

Whoopsie; I meant to post this here, earlier, and posted it in the wrong thread. Stupit, stupit girl.

The juxtaposition of these two comments, left on the same chapter of the same story, and left within hours of each other, is too amusing:

again, head games (score: 00)
11/12/07 By: Anonymous
this isn't even about head games between Conrad and Devan and Vaughn, now YOU are playing head games with your readers. giving little bits of story and leaving cliffhangers. it's not succesful though because like the person who left the message about feeling claustrophobic, i'm feeling *disgusted* by the story. there is no more enjoyment to it. now it's this sick, twisted story about a psychopath who enjoys torturing two people who love each other. not a fun read. i hate it. it's as if you're writing simply to try and surprise people or be "different" or unexpected. it doesn't work.


Inspirational (score: 100)
11/12/07 By: Anonymous
I am truly amazed at having found something like this on the internet. This story is some of the best writing I have ever read.

Also in the grain of salt category, re: voting averages, I'm re-posting the story that inspired these two...disparate comments, after I took it down once because it looked like it was going to be published. The average score on all chapters is way lower, this time around. Same story, different reception. Two chapters also got the little green 'E's the first time around, and bupkiss this time. Maybe my upload is getting shoddy?

 

[scottishmeat]

I've got one (which I've not deleted, as I find it so funny) which says:

"Bullshit
02/13/07 By: Anonymous in USofA
Another gross shit on your dick story."

To which my response was:

"To the person who called it "shit on a dick".

It's called "Anal at last", it's in the Anal section. What sort of story did you expect, you fucking idiot. If you don't like it, you know where the off button is. Question is: are you actually clever enough to know how to use it?"

Still makes me chuckle!

ScottishMeat

 

[sr71plt]

I think this public comment, posted today on my "Fading Stars," belongs in the Jenny Jackson memorial hall of Lit. storywriting:

Hot? Not!
11/16/07 by Anonymous in USA
How can you rate a story Hot with a possibly dying woman and no sexual content?

(accompanied by a 0 rating, of course)

 

[Varian P]

I think this public comment, posted today on my "Fading Stars," belongs in the Jenny Jackson memorial hall of Lit. storywriting:

Hot? Not!
11/16/07 by Anonymous in USA
How can you rate a story Hot with a possibly dying woman and no sexual content?

(accompanied by a 0 rating, of course)

I guess it's one of the pitfalls of putting one's stories on an erotic site: some readers don't or can't make the distinction between a good story, and a story that gets them off.

 

[scouries]

more comments...

Hi, its [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

Here’s a couple more the boss got this weekend:

[size=+2]TODAYS WORST COMMENTS[/SIZE]​

j.r.s. wrote: I got this e-mail yesterday Gaby. Unfortunately it wasn’t clear which of my stories the commenter was referring to:

The story is a 5 except for the making babies and getting married stuff. That is too perverted for my tastes.

Huh?

Here’s one I got on my best selling Halloween story.

Dude, that was a fucked up ending! How can his mother really love him after he murdered his own father. Come on! What's going to happen when he decides in the future that he wants his daughter's love more than his mother? Is he going to do away with her too! Man, fucked up

It was a Halloween story dude! Still, maybe you’re right…

[size=+2]Gabby[/size]

 

[rydia57]

You think you've got it bad? This guy wasn't anonymous,just badgering me. He was so... "enthused" by my audio stories, he wants my phone number, and when I told him I couldn't, now assumes everyone on the net is a liar.

yea sure u dont. Peopl are good at leing on the
internet. Have a good one

Worst of all, his spelling is lousy, and he doesn't seem to notice or care. Bad spelling ...hurts! Posting stories seems to have it's.... downsides. But, I survive I guess.

 

[MarshAlien]

I posted my first story in "Loving Wives" today, so I thought it was time to resurrect this thread:

About as erotic as cols oatmeal
03/24/08 By: Anonymous
You get a Zero from me. Your style of writing is too artsy fartsy for me. It was hard to tell who was doing what to whome.will not read you again
marriedwithballs@yahoo.com

The good news is, he's not going to read me again!

 

[elfin_odalisque]

The good news is, he's not going to read me again!

Is there a petition to sign on to agree? Just a newbie, you must forgive gaucheness,

 

[MarshAlien]

Is there a petition to sign on to agree? Just a newbie, you must forgive gaucheness,

It's too artsy-fartsy for you too? You have a line drawing as your AV, for cryin' out loud.

As for your question, no. But a public announcement that you won't read any more of my stuff is good enough. Thanks a lot.

 

[SweetWitch]

I posted my first story in "Loving Wives" today, so I thought it was time to resurrect this thread:



The good news is, he's not going to read me again!

I love how you added the email adrs in there. Shall I send him a barrage of really tasteless internet jokes?

 

[MarshAlien]

I love how you added the email adrs in there. Shall I send him a barrage of really tasteless internet jokes?

That was in the comment. You don't think he actually left his real addy in an anonymous comment, do you? I figured he just made it up, so we'd all know he's a real man. Although maybe it's just that "cols oatmeal" he eats.

 

[SweetWitch]

That was in the comment. You don't think he actually left his real addy in an anonymous comment, do you? I figured he just made it up, so we'd all know he's a real man. Although maybe it's just that "cols oatmeal" he eats.

What the hell is "cols oatmeal"?

 

[tickledkitty]

What the hell is "cols oatmeal"?

It's what Marsh's stories are blander than. Blander...is that even a word? More bland. Whatever. You get the idea. Right?

Marsh's stories are more blander than cols oatmeal.

 

[The_Fractal_King]

What the hell is "cols oatmeal"?

A misspelling of "cold oatmeal."

 

[KarennaC]

After reading most of this thread, I went looking for my worst feedback. I didn't find anything too bad, other than a few bits of vitriol directed at the main character in my series "A Sense of Symmetry", and most of those praised my writing in the same breath that they called the character every name in the book.

But tonight I logged in and found this wonderful bit of complete incoherence left for "But I Won't Do That Chapter 03":

How's that even possible?
03/25/08 By: Anonymous
from a woman who licks spits and seminal fluids of any kind, at the dropping of a hat.... How is it really possible that the husband almost failed in trying to get her to fuck another man? <p>

that must be the biggest non-mystery of Literotica's diving "authors," people who make cheap $5 discount porn "actresses" and "actors" and their fake screaming sound quite literary and plott-driven, even if it's on a cheap couch, in 5 minutes, during which the big brothers digs are yanked endlessly to almost no result, with the end result of both poor white girl and the brothers having to using their hands to manually insert those unresponsive, disease-infected poor penises... <p>

but, then, I digress greatly... <p>

If anyone can translate this, please let me know...

 

[litchipking]

Cool thread

I received this anon PM last week:

read you stories. you fuck! man.

Is that a good thing? It doesn't sound good.

 

[MarshAlien]

A misspelling of "cold oatmeal."

Oh, she knew that. She just acts as my straight man (woman (alright, witch)) sometimes. You're new. You'll learn. Welcome to Lit.

After reading most of this thread, I went looking for my worst feedback. I didn't find anything too bad, other than a few bits of vitriol directed at the main character in my series "A Sense of Symmetry", and most of those praised my writing in the same breath that they called the character every name in the book.

But tonight I logged in and found this wonderful bit of complete incoherence left for "But I Won't Do That Chapter 03":

How's that even possible?
03/25/08 By: Anonymous
from a woman who licks spits and seminal fluids of any kind, at the dropping of a hat.... How is it really possible that the husband almost failed in trying to get her to fuck another man? <p>

that must be the biggest non-mystery of Literotica's diving "authors," people who make cheap $5 discount porn "actresses" and "actors" and their fake screaming sound quite literary and plott-driven, even if it's on a cheap couch, in 5 minutes, during which the big brothers digs are yanked endlessly to almost no result, with the end result of both poor white girl and the brothers having to using their hands to manually insert those unresponsive, disease-infected poor penises... <p>

but, then, I digress greatly... <p>

If anyone can translate this, please let me know...

Emphasis on "greatly." Welcome to Lit. Hope you don't have to come here often. None of us likes to get "Worst Public Feedback," but if you are trolled, this is the place to come.

I received this anon PM last week:

read you stories. you fuck! man.

Is that a good thing? It doesn't sound good.

Um, no. Welcome to Lit.

 

[Guest]

After reading most of this thread, I went looking for my worst feedback. I didn't find anything too bad, other than a few bits of vitriol directed at the main character in my series "A Sense of Symmetry", and most of those praised my writing in the same breath that they called the character every name in the book.

But tonight I logged in and found this wonderful bit of complete incoherence left for "But I Won't Do That Chapter 03":

How's that even possible?
03/25/08 By: Anonymous
from a woman who licks spits and seminal fluids of any kind, at the dropping of a hat.... How is it really possible that the husband almost failed in trying to get her to fuck another man? <p>

that must be the biggest non-mystery of Literotica's diving "authors," people who make cheap $5 discount porn "actresses" and "actors" and their fake screaming sound quite literary and plott-driven, even if it's on a cheap couch, in 5 minutes, during which the big brothers digs are yanked endlessly to almost no result, with the end result of both poor white girl and the brothers having to using their hands to manually insert those unresponsive, disease-infected poor penises... <p>

but, then, I digress greatly... <p>

If anyone can translate this, please let me know...

Translation:

"I had my left hemisphere surgically removed. How do ya... do ya... do ya... do ya... like me now?

 

[SweetWitch]

Emphasis on "greatly." Welcome to Lit. Hope you don't have to come here often. None of us likes to get "Worst Public Feedback," but if you are trolled, this is the place to come.

Speak for yourself. I love Worst Public Feedback. It gives me an opportunity to come here and harrass you.

Oh, she knew that. She just acts as my straight man (woman (alright, witch)) sometimes. You're new. You'll learn. Welcome to Lit.

Your straight man (woman (alright, witch). What? You own me now?

 

[MarshAlien]

Speak for yourself. I love Worst Public Feedback. It gives me an opportunity to come here and harrass you.



Your straight man (woman (alright, witch). What? You own me now?

I've owned you ever since the SweetWitch-Marshalien Feud Settlement Short Story Writing Contest. My recollection is that I won the popular vote, while you won the Jenny_Jackson vote. Which, with $1.85, will get you a "Grande" cup of coffee.