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Which of the following is the most likely reason you post in a thread

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Trekka said:
They did! Yes, say thank you. Say something nice. Warm fuzzies are never a bad thing.


Say something sweet,
Say something mellow,
Say something I can sink my teeth in like Jell-O...

^It's a good song^

Which leads me to my question.

Inspired by a pic Suz_anne posted in her thread a couple weeks ago...

So, given a choice, and a fantasy band consisting entirely of sexy musicians (male, female, whatever), which member of the band would you want to tackle first? The drummer? The guitarist? Aim high and chase after the lead singer? Slum it with the roadies?
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Bass player. Rhythm. Just sayin'.
 
Thinking, though, that the drummer is probably going to have a lot of stamina.

Have him washed and sent to my tent... :devil:
 
numeniusa said:
Thinking, though, that the drummer is probably going to have a lot of stamina.

Have him washed and sent to my tent... :devil:
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Indeed. Stamina, strength, endurance, rhythm...

I would *love* to hose down a drummer for you :D
 
Trekka said:
Agreed. Subquestion: Lead guitar? Or *rhythm*? ;)



Rarely do I contemplate the keyboardist. They're so hard to see, hidden in their little alcove of keys. I forget about them! Then again, it's always the quiet ones... :devil:
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Lead I think < insert joke about fingering here>
 
I'll go with a background singer that's playing multiple instruments. Shows his range of talents and multitasking skills are top notch.
But damn, that drummer..... he's next in line. :devil:
 
First off, you girls don't want keyboardists. They are mostly gay. And their penises do not work, I've been told.

Drummers are dumber than a bag of hammers. You better like anal, because they don't know the difference.

Singers don't like giving oral sex because they're worried about ruining their previous vocal cords.

Now, guitarists and bassists are what you want. Their fingers are dexterous. They've got rhythm and groove. Just an all around good time. So, they are the ones you want to fuck.

You can trust this information as I have played in bands since I was 13 as a guitarist and bassist.
 
Lord Pmann said:
First off, you girls don't want keyboardists. They are mostly gay. And their penises do not work, I've been told.

Drummers are dumber than a bag of hammers. You better like anal, because they don't know the difference.

Singers don't like giving oral sex because they're worried about ruining their previous vocal cords.

Now, guitarists and bassists are what you want. Their fingers are dexterous. They've got rhythm and groove. Just an all around good time. So, they are the ones you want to fuck.

You can trust this information as I have played in bands since I was 13 as a guitarist and bassist.
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I think we should get North Rock Johnson up in here and have us a proper sword fight. :D
 
Trekka said:
I think we should get North Rock Johnson up in here and have us a proper sword fight. :D
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Hahaha a sword fight! I think I know exactly what you're talking about. :p

Gotta say, I'm very glad to be a multi-instrumentalist. ;)
 
Lord Pmann said:
First off, you girls don't want keyboardists. They are mostly gay. And their penises do not work, I've been told.

Drummers are dumber than a bag of hammers. You better like anal, because they don't know the difference.

Singers don't like giving oral sex because they're worried about ruining their previous vocal cords.

Now, guitarists and bassists are what you want. Their fingers are dexterous. They've got rhythm and groove. Just an all around good time. So, they are the ones you want to fuck.

You can trust this information as I have played in bands since I was 13 as a guitarist and bassist.
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I beg to differ on the keyboardist thing. Not gay... certainly not the ones I know. And ... um... their penises work just fine thankyouverymuch. And so do their fingers. The reach...the reach...
 
NorthRockJohnson said:
Hahaha a sword fight! I think I know exactly what you're talking about. :p

Gotta say, I'm very glad to be a multi-instrumentalist. ;)
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And I, multiorgasmic :D

beachbaby179 said:
I beg to differ on the keyboardist thing. Not gay... certainly not the ones I know. And ... um... their penises work just fine thankyouverymuch. And so do their fingers. The reach...the reach...
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Ahh-haah! The REACH! *nods head* This makes sense.
 
Where's the sword fight?! C'mon Pmann, c'mon NRJ!

Here we are now, entertain us!
 
Trekka said:
Where's the sword fight?! C'mon Pmann, c'mon NRJ!

Here we are now, entertain us!
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Haha you want to see me and Pmann slap dicks? That's what you mean, right? This went south very quickly. :p
 
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