Litiquette IV

[rubydlite]

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Which leads me to my question.

Inspired by a pic Suz_anne posted in her thread a couple weeks ago...

So, given a choice, and a fantasy band consisting entirely of sexy musicians (male, female, whatever), which member of the band would you want to tackle first? The drummer? The guitarist? Aim high and chase after the lead singer? Slum it with the roadies?

Ohhh this reminds me of my obsession with the guitarist in a local band when I was younger. My friend dated the lead singer and I couldn't even open my mouth around 'him'. I'd still sneak in the back of the band van with him. ..unf.

 

[Trekka]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/98ec0fecdb0d00feb7badf44d6cc3b3e/tumblr_mz0on0vCIC1qjbkh4o1_500.gif

...I must credit AF for this incredibly well-timed gif.

Now whip em out, guys!

Your axes, I mean.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/98ec0fecdb0d00feb7badf44d6cc3b3e/tumblr_mz0on0vCIC1qjbkh4o1_500.gif

...I must credit AF for this incredibly well-timed gif.

Now whip em out, guys!

Your axes, I mean.

NOW you clarify

Alright, some Tenacious D action! Let's hit it!

 

[Trekka]

NOW you clarify

Alright, some Tenacious D action! Let's hit it!

*in my best Jack Black voice* Fuck yea-ah-ah!

Hopefully you've been doing your cock push-ups!

Where the fuck is Pmann? If he doesn't show, I guess you win by default?

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

*in my best Jack Black voice* Fuck yea-ah-ah!

Hopefully you've been doing your cock push-ups!

Where the fuck is Pmann? If he doesn't show, I guess you win by default?

Last week...Pmann quit the band...now we're back together again...lala la la last

Man I love the D. Tenacious D I mean.

 

[Trekka]

Last week...Pmann quit the band...now we're back together again...lala la la last

Man I love the D. Tenacious D I mean.

I love ya baby, but all I can think about is Kielbasa sausage...

 

[Lord Pmann]

*in my best Jack Black voice* Fuck yea-ah-ah!

Hopefully you've been doing your cock push-ups!

Where the fuck is Pmann? If he doesn't show, I guess you win by default?

I win. Based on my loads of talent and massive gifts.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I love ya baby, but all I can think about is Kielbasa sausage...

Man I'd love to place my hands upon yo' fuckin sexy ass and squeeze ...
Squeeee-he-heeeze
Take off yo' blouse
And ya oondahpants

Hahaha

 

[Trekka]

I win. Based on my loads of talent and massive gifts.

*giggles* He said "loads."

Prove it.

Man I'd love to place my hands upon yo' fuckin sexy ass and squeeze ...
Squeeee-he-heeeze
Take off yo' blouse
And ya oondahpants

Hahaha

http://img.memecdn.com/tenacious-d_o_1297905.jpg

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'll ask a question this morning.

I wanna hear your quirks. What do you do or feel or think that's just weird as hell? You may know it's unreasonable. But it doesn't matter.

I want to hear your weirdness.

 

[Trekka]

I'll ask a question this morning.

I wanna hear your quirks. What do you do or feel or think that's just weird as hell? You may know it's unreasonable. But it doesn't matter.

I want to hear your weirdness.

I have an irrational fear of rubber bands and balloons. Scout's honor.

I also still sleep with my blankie. There I said it.

And lastly, watching men build things makes me horny. Power tools turn me on. I'm the girl that *likes* the construction workers' catcalls.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I'll ask a question this morning.

I wanna hear your quirks. What do you do or feel or think that's just weird as hell? You may know it's unreasonable. But it doesn't matter.

I want to hear your weirdness.

I go totally goofy over puppies and dogs. Like most of the time I'm a cool and passive zen master but then we pass by a pet store with a bunch of puppies and I turn into a 7 year old. "Ohhhhh we gotta stop!"

Also if we go to the store I have to stop and look at the action figures. Like Star Wars merch is AMAZING now.

 

[RacyRedLips]

I go totally goofy over puppies and dogs. Like most of the time I'm a cool and passive zen master but then we pass by a pet store with a bunch of puppies and I turn into a 7 year old. "Ohhhhh we gotta stop!"

Meeee toooo! It's ridiculous how much I love dogs.

I'll ask a question this morning.

I wanna hear your quirks. What do you do or feel or think that's just weird as hell? You may know it's unreasonable. But it doesn't matter.

I want to hear your weirdness.

I love ice cold drinks but cannot drink anything with ice in it. I keep my glasses chilled.

I hate odd numbers. In a very big way. To go into further detail -- would be embarrassing.

I have a dishwasher but never ever use it.

I fold .... everything.

 

[Scout44]

I'll ask a question this morning.

I wanna hear your quirks. What do you do or feel or think that's just weird as hell? You may know it's unreasonable. But it doesn't matter.

I want to hear your weirdness.

Clowns ~ shudder~ creepy.as.fuck. Flocks of birds, particularly gulls or pigeons, alone they are fine, lovely mostly but when they gather with thier beady little dead, black eyes....oh the horror.
I also get irrationally angry when someone reclines thier seat in front of me on crowded flights, and lastly feet...do not touch me with your feet, it's gross..yuck.
I was once on a flight to Bermuda and the guy in front of me reclined, the guy behind me slipped his gross, stinky, gnarled toed bare foot up and rested it on the back of my arm rest...worst flight ever.

 

[Paul_Chance]

I'll ask a question this morning.

I wanna hear your quirks. What do you do or feel or think that's just weird as hell? You may know it's unreasonable. But it doesn't matter.

I want to hear your weirdness.

I was inclined to say I didn't have any quirks, but then the more I thought about it, they suddenly popped into my .

Iron your shirts dammit! Wrinkles...irritate me badly. Also, for men - when you're wearing a shirt untucked remember this rule. If the bottom hem of the shirt is cut straight across it is meant to be worn untucked. It the shirt has tails tuck the damn thing in! Oh, and I wear a watch - but never ask me the time. If you decided not to wear a watch and are to freaking lazy to look at your cell phone, I'm not your personal version of Siri.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Iron your shirts dammit! Wrinkles...irritate me badly. Also, for men - when you're wearing a shirt untucked remember this rule. If the bottom hem of the shirt is cut straight across it is meant to be worn untucked. It the shirt has tails tuck the damn thing in!

I'm with you on the shirts. At my last company, we used to hand out what we called the FUCAs (Fucked Up Collar Wards) for people who can't iron their damned shirts. I swear one guy would take his shirt out of the dryer, wet, roll it in a ball and throw it in the corner. Then, a week later, he would wear it into work.

I'm particular about my clothes. I only wear one kind of shirt. And my shoes. I wear a few brands, but mainly just one.

I'm picky about fingernails. Dirty fingernails gross me the fuck out.

Also, I get annoyed at TOMS, the shoes. I hate them so much. Perhaps it's the typical hippie that wears them. But they look like toilet paper wrapped around a rubber sole. I hate them.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Speaking of shirts...I have a huge aversion to wearing golf shirts. Just not a thing for me. I do tees and button down short sleeves.

I just can't do golf shirts. I mean it's a t-shirt with a collar. What kind of bullshit is THAT?

 

[LWulf]

I wanna hear your quirks. What do you do or feel or think that's just weird as hell? You may know it's unreasonable. But it doesn't matter.

I hate when people do minimal effort (usually while expecting a big return). I can take when someone does minimal effort without expecting something in return, though I can't for the life of me remember the last time someone had done that for me.

Equal effort and equal expectations is fine, that's the way I like it. Actually, I always tend to give a little more, but it stops once. If the other person sees I gave a little more back, and then they do the same, I leave it at that. I ain't into "I got the last word in" kind of sense of giving more, and more and more. That's just silly.

And NEVER help yourself and take french fries off my plate.

...why does this suddenly sound very familiar?

edit: I'm something a typo nazi. Little things don't bother me as much, but people who use acronyms, for instance, and misspell it? Again, it goes to that "minimal effort" rant I got.

 

[LWulf]

I swear one guy would take his shirt out of the dryer, wet, roll it in a ball and throw it in the corner. Then, a week later, he would wear it into work.

Believe it or not, when you put clothing into your luggage next time, try rolling up your pressed clothes. It sounds freaky, but rolled clothing doesn't wrinkle. There was even an ex-military guy on you tube that shows you how to roll your clothing up so it won't be wrinkled.

Funny thing is, for a stint of time, I was living in a tent. I would take all my clothes, go down to the local laundromat, was and dry my clothes, even iron them out, and hang them, and people would say my clothing looked all wrinkled. Then I moved into a log cabin which had this small damn dresser. I started rolling my clothing because rolled up it takes less space. I didn't get to iron my clothes and the same people who whinged about the wrinkles started remarking how my clothes looked like they were steam pressed!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Speaking of shirts...I have a huge aversion to wearing golf shirts. Just not a thing for me. I do tees and button down short sleeves.

I just can't do golf shirts. I mean it's a t-shirt with a collar. What kind of bullshit is THAT?

Oh, that reminds me... I don't wear short sleeves. I only wear Brooks Brothers long sleeved shirts. I have like 50 of them, which some would call quirky but it is practically the same shirt. Just in different colours.

The only time I wear a t shirt is at the gym. I don't know how many years it has been since I have worn a t-shirt anywhere other than my house or the gym.

Also, I don't wear tennis shoes, except at the gym.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Believe it or not, when you put clothing into your luggage next time, try rolling up your pressed clothes. It sounds freaky, but rolled clothing doesn't wrinkle. There was even an ex-military guy on you tube that shows you how to roll your clothing up so it won't be wrinkled.

Funny thing is, for a stint of time, I was living in a tent. I would take all my clothes, go down to the local laundromat, was and dry my clothes, even iron them out, and hang them, and people would say my clothing looked all wrinkled. Then I moved into a log cabin which had this small damn dresser. I started rolling my clothing because rolled up it takes less space. I didn't get to iron my clothes and the same people who whinged about the wrinkles started remarking how my clothes looked like they were steam pressed!

I have never heard of such. I am really picky about how my stuff is ironed which is funny, because I don't iron.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Oh, that reminds me... I don't wear short sleeves. I only wear Brooks Brothers long sleeved shirts. I have like 50 of them, which some would call quirky but it is practically the same shirt. Just in different colours.

The only time I wear a t shirt is at the gym. I don't know how many years it has been since I have worn a t-shirt anywhere other than my house or the gym.

Also, I don't wear tennis shoes, except at the gym.

Lol yeah, if we were the Odd Couple you'd definitely be Felix to my Oscar. haha

 

[DarkSimian]

I was inclined to say I didn't have any quirks, but then the more I thought about it, they suddenly popped into my .

Iron your shirts dammit! Wrinkles...irritate me badly. Also, for men - when you're wearing a shirt untucked remember this rule. If the bottom hem of the shirt is cut straight across it is meant to be worn untucked. It the shirt has tails tuck the damn thing in! Oh, and I wear a watch - but never ask me the time. If you decided not to wear a watch and are to freaking lazy to look at your cell phone, I'm not your personal version of Siri.

I'll have you know I invented the rumpled look in 1983.....so, yes, it's all my fault

 

[Suz_anne]

Oh, that reminds me... I don't wear short sleeves. I only wear Brooks Brothers long sleeved shirts. I have like 50 of them, which some would call quirky but it is practically the same shirt. Just in different colours.

The only time I wear a t shirt is at the gym. I don't know how many years it has been since I have worn a t-shirt anywhere other than my house or the gym.

Also, I don't wear tennis shoes, except at the gym.

Lol yeah, if we were the Odd Couple you'd definitely be Felix to my Oscar. haha

Is it just me or does the time seem oh, so right for a bro-kiss? With tongue. Please.

 

[beachbaby179]

Lol yeah, if we were the Odd Couple you'd definitely be Felix to my Oscar. haha

Watching that movie right now...