Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

[Photog1rl]

With littles at home, I've learned to be efficient with sex over the last several years

Totally! I almost said something along these lines. When my kids were younger efficiency was important but it isn’t what I’d choose. I don’t want to be with someone that is incompetent but they shouldn’t be trying to get it done either.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Get out enough for efficiency? I would do my best to never be with someone that simply wants to be efficient.
By definition it isn’t bad but the idea of efficiency during sex feels like it’s a task to be completed and that mindset is what I’d want to escape.

Now, get out enough to know I was just being an asshole, like always.

Jokes aren't good if you have to explain them, so apparently I missed here. Lucky for me, I'm all about amusing myself.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Now, get out enough to know I was just being an asshole, like always.

Jokes aren't good if you have to explain them, so apparently I missed here. Lucky for me, I'm all about amusing myself.

I’ve always thought you were a joke, bogey!!!

(I kid, totally said in jest)

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’ve always thought you were a joke, bogey!!!

(I kid, totally said in jest)

MARTHA WASHINGTON!!!!!!

 

[Dalelaw2164]

Okay, let’s clear this up… I was kidding about never having had a blowjob. Geez! Way to have faith in old pmann!

Lest we forget my lasting relationship with my favourite little cocksucker.

#NeverForget
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Hey, it sucks and manscapes all at the same time!

 

[Dalelaw2164]

It appears that the thread has moved on (insert pompous tone here) from it’s original premise, but I’m going to throw my money on Alexander the Great.
I mean, the dude was gay, ruled vast swathes of real estate… he did die young though.

 

[Trekka]

^interesting take.

What about Slash?
Thoughts?
Anyone?
Just me?

For the record, i am willing to blow him as necessary such that he places in the top 3…

 

[Dalelaw2164]

I have heard "I've never been able to cum from a blowjob" from several different guys I've chatted with over the years, or that it's difficult for them to cum from one. Is that a common thing? Are the blow jobs they get just that bad? Or do they say it hoping it'll entice us to enthusiastically try to be their "first"? I've always wondered

A blowjob to me is kind of like the prelude to the main act. I enjoy it, but only if the woman is enjoying it as well. If it’s just something she thinks she has to do, then skip it..
I do enjoy the various ways in which a woman approaches a cock, from the voracious to the submissive. I have experienced both, but I prefer a woman who likes me to gather up her hair in my hands and sensually drive and thrust.
But yeah, it is hard for me to cum with a blowjob, because I so totally prefer to cum deep and hard inside of her, it’s a strong and primal urge. So yeah, mostly a prelude..
No one seems to have discussed 69’s here.
Nothing like a nice slow 69, both parties intent on the enjoyment of both giving and receiving.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nothing like a nice slow 69, both parties intent on the enjoyment of both giving and receiving.

Hard to focus and weird angle. Maybe this is because theres always been a height difference but im usually thinking that maybe im bending the guys dick off...

 

[Dalelaw2164]

Hard to focus and weird angle. Maybe this is because theres always been a height difference but im usually thinking that maybe im bending the guys dick off...

It’s amazing how bendable that thing is..
Yeah, the height difference can be an issue, helps if you’re within three or four inches of each other. Never tried it with a taller woman, that would be interesting.
A lovely, hypersexual, multi orgasmic girlfriend way back in my thirties took me to previously unscaled heights in all things sexual; she was a good eight or nine inches shorter than me, so the 69 position wasn’t the greatest for us, we sort of had to take turns .
She gave me my one and only “Road Test”, to use her title. Blowjob to completion while I was driving her tiny little Nissan… I slipped off onto a backroad, dropped down to about 25, and, proud to say, maintained full control of the car all the way through the finish.. took it nice and slow over the bumps

 

[Trekka]

I have heard "I've never been able to cum from a blowjob" from several different guys I've chatted with over the years, or that it's difficult for them to cum from one. Is that a common thing? Are the blow jobs they get just that bad? Or do they say it hoping it'll entice us to enthusiastically try to be their "first"? I've always wondered.

i've encountered this statement in conversation myself.
many times!
and yet, i've never encountered the actual situation in person.
which i believe can only lead to one conclusion: those guys aint never had it done right.
#science

 

[Dalelaw2164]

i've encountered this statement in conversation myself.
many times!
and yet, i've never encountered the actual situation in person.
which i believe can only lead to one conclusion: those guys aint never had it done right.
#science

I totally believe the science!
It does have to be coupled with a genuine enthusiasm, and a desire to take your man all the way…
Now I’m distracted from the task at hand, may have to take another task in hand…

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

i've encountered this statement in conversation myself.
many times!
and yet, i've never encountered the actual situation in person.
which i believe can only lead to one conclusion: those guys aint never had it done right.
#science

Kinda like girls who cant orgasm from oral?

 

[StillRain]

..
No one seems to have discussed 69’s here.
Nothing like a nice slow 69, both parties intent on the enjoyment of both giving and receiving.

On the record as totally not being a fan of the 69. Least favoured position ever.

 

[Dalelaw2164]

On the record as totally not being a fan of the 69. Least favoured position ever.

It’s not my favorite either, but sometimes it does play in nicely in the general scheme of things.
It doesn’t have to be about getting each other off. Looking back over the decades , I don’t recall ever coming that way, and I’m not sure that I have brought a woman off that way either, as the “mechanics” of it, for lack of a better word, seem to work better when she is on her back and my fingers and thumb are under my tongue as opposed to the other way around.
It’s been more of a relaxing and intimate interlude, with her body lying atop mine, her hands caressing my legs ankles and feet, her head resting on me, while I enjoy tonguing and licking and sucking on her lips, enjoying the feel, taste and fragrance..
Is that TMI?

 

[Dribble]

^interesting take.

What about Slash?
Thoughts?
Anyone?
Just me?

For the record, i am willing to blow him as necessary such that he places in the top 3…

First it is some Yellowstone dude. Now it is Slash...that's ten minutes later. Fuck no wonder us guys get confused

 

[Trekka]

First it is some Yellowstone dude. Now it is Slash...that's ten minutes later. Fuck no wonder us guys get confused

the common denominator tho is lots and lots and lots and lots of testosterone. por ejemplo,


pablo neruda
aquaman
captain von trapp
steven tyler
picasso
the rock
chris stapleton
lenny kravitz
the witcher

...to name a few. shall i continue assembling my fantasy gangbang list? i could do this all day...

thor
don draper
all the members of led zeppelin at once

 

[jason28053]

the common denominator tho is lots and lots and lots and lots of testosterone. por ejemplo,


pablo neruda
aquaman
captain von trapp
steven tyler
picasso
the rock
chris stapleton
lenny kravitz
the witcher

...to name a few. shall i continue assembling my fantasy gangbang list? i could do this all day...

thor
don draper
all the members of led zeppelin at once

Don’t limit yourself

 

[Dribble]

the common denominator tho is lots and lots and lots and lots of testosterone. por ejemplo,


pablo neruda
aquaman
captain von trapp
steven tyler
picasso
the rock
chris stapleton
lenny kravitz
the witcher

...to name a few. shall i continue assembling my fantasy gangbang list? i could do this all day...

thor
don draper
all the members of led zeppelin at once

Oh I love this game...which one doesn't belong?

 

[hotwords229_A]

On the record as totally not being a fan of the 69. Least favoured position ever.

What about a Daisy Chain?

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

the common denominator tho is lots and lots and lots and lots of testosterone. por ejemplo,


pablo neruda
aquaman
captain von trapp
steven tyler
picasso
the rock
chris stapleton
lenny kravitz
the witcher

...to name a few. shall i continue assembling my fantasy gangbang list? i could do this all day...

thor
don draper
all the members of led zeppelin at once

You had me at Cpt. Von Trapp!

We are of course talking about the Austrian Naval War Hero? What’s the old saying…men want to be him, women want to be with him!

 

[Trekka]

You had me at Cpt. Von Trapp!

We are of course talking about the Austrian Naval War Hero? What’s the old saying…men want to be him, women want to be with him!

well technically, i was thinking christopher plummer *playing* capt von trapp a la 1960-something and we waltz off to the bedroom and i am wearing some diaphanous, ethereal, pale blue flowy garb...

but also noteworthy: christopher plummer would be the only living ninety year old whose bones i'd jump. 100%.

 

[jason28053]

well technically, i was thinking christopher plummer *playing* capt von trapp a la 1960-something and we waltz off to the bedroom and i am wearing some diaphanous, ethereal, pale blue flowy garb...

but also noteworthy: christopher plummer would be the only living ninety year old whose bones i'd jump. 100%.

I’m sorry to report that he is no longer with us Trekka

 

[LadyLascivious1]

well technically, i was thinking christopher plummer *playing* capt von trapp a la 1960-something and we waltz off to the bedroom and i am wearing some diaphanous, ethereal, pale blue flowy garb...

but also noteworthy: christopher plummer would be the only living ninety year old whose bones i'd jump. 100%.

I’m sorry to report that he is no longer with us Trekka

I’m hearing Trekka would be down for zombie sex.

 

[jason28053]

I’m hearing Trekka would be down for zombie sex.

Ahh, In that case Carry on @Trekka