Loving Wives or unholy whores?

[BlackShanglan]

Some of the responses are hilarious, especially the guy in ALL CAPS who can't spell worth shit and leaves out key words ...

I LOVE THAT GUY!!! Damn, he's worth half of the stories in the "Humor" section all by himself.

Maybe I *will* submit a stories to "Loving Wives." It would be worth it just to have a PC from that darling little troglodyte.

 

[Lisa Denton]

I LOVE THAT GUY!!! Damn, he's worth half of the stories in the "Humor" section all by himself.

Maybe I *will* submit a stories to "Loving Wives." It would be worth it just to have a PC from that darling little troglodyte.

PC:
(BLACK SHANGRIA, Y DID THE WHORSE GIT FUKED BY ALL DEM STUDS? DIDN'T SHI LUV BIG BRONCO? WAS SHE A PREGNANT WHORSE OR JEST A SLUT WHORSE LIKE ALL WEMENS?)

 

[BlackShanglan]

PC:
(BLACK SHANGRIA, Y DID THE WHORSE GIT FUKED BY ALL DEM STUDS? DIDN'T SHI LUV BIG BRONCO? WAS SHE A PREGNANT WHORSE OR JEST A SLUT WHORSE LIKE ALL WEMENS?)

TH BONCO WAS A WIMP AND WIMPS SUX AND SHULD DY!

 

[Lisa Denton]

TH BONCO WAS A WIMP AND WIMPS SUX AND SHULD DY!

BIG BONCO?

 

[BlackShanglan]

U HAV KNOW IDEA HOW BIG

 

[Lisa Denton]

U HAV KNOW IDEA HOW BIG

I had just posted this PC in the plug your own story thread the other day. It was prolly that guy cause the spelling was all wrong and stuff. I just copied it from memory. I think it is the PC that stands out most in my mind, and would have fit right in with the Loving Wives PC's. Although it was a PM.

(I did not vote on your story because it was NOT TRUE, there is a way I know, I have lots of medical knowledge of female anatomy. If a girl had a finger stuck in her ass she could have a unexpected bowel movement which could cause severe injury. If you are going to lie and make up stories you should make them medically correct.)

 

[BlackShanglan]

(I did not vote on your story because it was NOT TRUE, there is a way I know, I have lots of medical knowledge of female anatomy. If a girl had a finger stuck in her ass she could have a unexpected bowel movement which could cause severe injury. If you are going to lie and make up stories you should make them medically correct.)

I cannot find the symbols or words to type the raging, hysterical laughter that struck me here.

My God! Women have self-destruct mechanisms implanted in their asses! Who knew?!?!

LD, that is a true and amazing classic. I feel so honored that you shared it

Shanglan

 

[Lisa Denton]

I cannot find the symbols or words to type the raging, hysterical laughter that struck me here.

My God! Women have self-destruct mechanisms implanted in their asses! Who knew?!?!

LD, that is a true and amazing classic. I feel so honored that you shared it

Shanglan

I wanted to tell him that if a woman had an unexpected bowel movement in my bed she prolly would be severely injured.

EDITED TO ADD: Of course it was anon. e-mail.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I had just posted this PC in the plug your own story thread the other day. It was prolly that guy cause the spelling was all wrong and stuff. I just copied it from memory. I think it is the PC that stands out most in my mind, and would have fit right in with the Loving Wives PC's. Although it was a PM.

(I did not vote on your story because it was NOT TRUE, there is a way I know, I have lots of medical knowledge of female anatomy. If a girl had a finger stuck in her ass she could have a unexpected bowel movement which could cause severe injury. If you are going to lie and make up stories you should make them medically correct.)

Uhm . . . did we wander into the medical channel by mistake? I strongly concur with the resident stallion on the ludicrousness of the whole thing. I hate trolls. What do you think the percentage of stories on this site are based on real events? Anyone . . .

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I wanted to tell him that if a woman had an unexpected bowel movement in my bed she prolly would be severely injured.

EDITED TO ADD: Of course it was anon.

And it would be phenomenally gross.

 

[BlackShanglan]

But for works of fiction ... that "automatic bowel release / self destruct button" theory is GREAT!


Shanglan

(PS - Nice to see you back, oh owner of adorable ears)

 

[Lisa Denton]

And it would be phenomenally gross.

A horse, a apalaca and Lisa walked into a bar and had a bowel movement on the .....................

 

[Evil Alpaca]

A horse, a apalaca and Lisa walked into a bar and had a bowel movement on the .....................

duck?

 

[BlackShanglan]

duck?

If they are all scattering bowel movements everywhere, you're damned right I'm ducking!

 

[Lisa Denton]

If they are all scattering bowel movements everywhere, you're damned right I'm ducking!

This would make a good start for a Loving Wives story.

 

[Sunnie]

OK, I have read on this very board about authors writing in the Loving Wives category. It appeared to me that the genre included the convention of a not-so-loving, slut wife and a 'wimp' husband. When authors have written of an actual 'loving' wife then readers have gotten upset that she was not a slut, or he was not wimpy enough, and yet I have read comments on a friend's story about the guy being too wimpy

So, I naturally wonder WTF, and put it to you to please explain what EXACTLY IS the loving wives category all about?

Thanks in advance.

I wonder this myself. I wonder why a person would place a cheating story in the Loving Wives category in the first place. But as kind of a self-inside-joke I put my last one in there, where the wife was cheating, and the husband throws her out for it -- and I still caught shit.

It's a mystery.

Inside an enigma.

Wrapped in bullshit.

 

[BlackShanglan]

This would make a good start for a Loving Wives story.

*cackle* Indeed. And it will also please that "UnclePervy" character who wanders about the editors' forum whining about not having bestiality stories. I'll bet he digs scat too.

Shanglan

 

[Lisa Denton]

Re: Re: Loving Wives or unholy whores?

and I still caught shit.

It's a mystery.

Inside an enigma.

Wrapped in bullshit.

We was just talkin about that, wierd huh?

 

[Lisa Denton]

*cackle* Indeed. And it will also please that "UnclePervy" character who wanders about the editors' forum whining about not having bestiality stories. I'll bet he digs scat too.

Shanglan

I am such a good girl I was wondering what scat was untill I came to this site and I went OMFG!!!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

*cackle* Indeed. And it will also please that "UnclePervy" character who wanders about the editors' forum whining about not having bestiality stories. I'll bet he digs scat too.

Shanglan

I see how the Alpaca and the horse fit in, but I'm not sure Lisa wants any part of THAT story!

 

[BlackShanglan]

I see how the Alpaca and the horse fit in, but I'm not sure Lisa wants any part of THAT story!

Well, I think technically it's not really pervy bestiality unless a human is involved?

Otherwise it's just all ... multicultural I guess.

Shanglan

 

[Lisa Denton]

I see how the Alpaca and the horse fit in, but I'm not sure Lisa wants any part of THAT story!

Well, you are a kinda cute alpaca and blackshanglan has those muscular flanks. WTF is a flank anywho?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Well, you are a kinda cute alpaca and blackshanglan has those muscular flanks. WTF is a flank anywho?

A side . . . a rippling, sweaty, muscular side . . . Sorry . . . what? Was I saying something?

 

[BlackShanglan]

*preen* *strut*

Check out my muscular flanks, darlin's.

 

[Lisa Denton]

A side . . . a rippling, sweaty, muscular side . . . Sorry . . . what? Was I saying something?

I think you was lickin B-shanglan flanks while I was liftin your leaf when manu blocked this beastiality thread.