Lynn's Place...

[g0h0gs]

I don't know if you knew it or not, but I am a professional utzer, certified and everything *nods*

When I utz you, you'll be utzed to the faretheewell

Holy Smokes!! never been utzed by a professional!! Wait a minute does that mean I have to pay??!! And do I just leave it on the nightstand??

 

[hdlynnette]

Stopping by to say hello. Hope all is well.

*tackles cf*

Howdy!

 

[kendra1980]

You say dangerous like it's a bad thing, Sister! *straightens halo*

Mom is getting used to your hugs...so I will gladly pass another one on!

*ignores the elevated knee question*

I think I'd like to meet Bumppo brother in law to be and help you leave him speechless....think we could do that???

The two of us together will leave him stunned, dazed and amazed.

He's seriously stunted in the sexual expression department, thank goodness *I* get the brother I do

I've seen how dangerous you are wummin, and I've seen the evidence of what it does to your body No more dancing in parking lots for YOU~

 

[kendra1980]

Holy Smokes!! never been utzed by a professional!! Wait a minute does that mean I have to pay??!! And do I just leave it on the nightstand??

Oh, you'll pay. I promise you that *waggles eyebrows*

 

[hdlynnette]

The two of us together will leave him stunned, dazed and amazed.

He's seriously stunted in the sexual expression department, thank goodness *I* get the brother I do

I've seen how dangerous you are wummin, and I've seen the evidence of what it does to your body No more dancing in parking lots for YOU~

Whew....I'm glad you didn't say no more danging on tables!!!

 

[kendra1980]

Whew....I'm glad you didn't say no more danging on tables!!!

I think you can dang a table any time you want, just remind me to bring the camera.


Sexy store misser outter on-er.

MissC is just on her way back to surgery. Send up a prayer

 

[cf23430]

*tackles cf*

Howdy!

Ooooooooffff.....wow that came out of nowhere. Good to see u too. You have everyone worried with all your long absences. How are you doing sexy?

 

[starrynightin64]

I think you can dang a table any time you want, just remind me to bring the camera.


Sexy store misser outter on-er.

MissC is just on her way back to surgery. Send up a prayer

are we all falling apart on here?
prayer sent!

 

[kendra1980]

are we all falling apart on here?
prayer sent!

I think that would be an affirmative.

Thank you for the prayers, S.....I appreciate each and every one for her.

She was there at the infamous fall of our thread hostess.

 

[g0h0gs]

Oh, you'll pay. I promise you that *waggles eyebrows*

MMMmmm Love me some eyebrow waggling!!

Airfare to see Mrs Bumppo.. $325.00

Hotel Stay.. $395.00

New draws, jeans, shirt, and boots shined.. (want to look good) $485.00

A professional Utzing from Mrs Bumppo.. Priceless!!!

 

[hdlynnette]

I think you can dang a table any time you want, just remind me to bring the camera.


Sexy store misser outter on-er.

MissC is just on her way back to surgery. Send up a prayer

Echoing those prayers....please keep me posted.

Now...how do you 'dang' a table...and is that legal?

I want a raincheck on the Sexystore thingy! Can you imagine us there together!?!?!

 

[kendra1980]

MMMmmm Love me some eyebrow waggling!!

Airfare to see Mrs Bumppo.. $325.00

Hotel Stay.. $395.00

New draws, jeans, shirt, and boots shined.. (want to look good) $485.00

A professional Utzing from Mrs Bumppo.. Priceless!!!

You got that right!

and you won't need a hotel stay. My utzing services come with room and board of course the board is a 2 x 4 and no telling how that will come into play

 

[hdlynnette]

Ooooooooffff.....wow that came out of nowhere. Good to see u too. You have everyone worried with all your long absences. How are you doing sexy?

*gets comfy while I have you on the floor*

I'm doin good Handsome...feelin like my old self...so LOOKOUT!

How bout you Darlin...what you been up to?

 

[kendra1980]

Echoing those prayers....please keep me posted.

Now...how do you 'dang' a table...and is that legal?

I want a raincheck on the Sexystore thingy! Can you imagine us there together!?!?!

That gay couple that ended up hanging out with us was a freaking hoot in the sexy store. I kept telling the surgery girl, "holy cow if Louise was here she'd be peeing her pants." They modeled stuff for us. LOL

Yep, we have to have another girl's event, with you remaining upright!

 

[g0h0gs]

You got that right!

and you won't need a hotel stay. My utzing services come with room and board of course the board is a 2 x 4 and no telling how that will come into play

Wow!! what a deal!! better check into cost of Splinter removal!!

 

[hdlynnette]

I think that would be an affirmative.

Thank you for the prayers, S.....I appreciate each and every one for her.

She was there at the infamous fall of our thread hostess.

LOL...while our visit was cut short by my clumsiness....it WAS memoriable!

BTW...the lovely K took the photo that I have up in my profile. Let the pervy thoughts begin!!!!

 

[kendra1980]

Wow!! what a deal!! better check into cost of Splinter removal!!

No splinters for you...who'd want to mar that bod? NOT I. Women all over the US of A would be up in arms and coming after me.

*nods* scary thought that!

 

[kendra1980]

LOL...while our visit was cut short by my clumsiness....it WAS memoriable!

BTW...the lovely K took the photo that I have up in my profile. Let the pervy thoughts begin!!!!

What she's not telling you is I had Nat on Skype watching us take photos...lol.

Out of the ether I hear him say "nice ass baby" as I had on little and my ass apparently was showing. bwahaha, too dang funny.

ETA...my god that hotel had butt ugly walls,Louise! How did we even sleep with that green so very...GREEN

 

[hdlynnette]

That gay couple that ended up hanging out with us was a freaking hoot in the sexy store. I kept telling the surgery girl, "holy cow if Louise was here she'd be peeing her pants." They modeled stuff for us. LOL

Yep, we have to have another girl's event, with you remaining upright!

When I get the tat, and the luck begins, and I win the lottery, prepare for a visit of all visits!

 

[hdlynnette]

Wow!! what a deal!! better check into cost of Splinter removal!!

I have tweesers!

 

[hdlynnette]

What she's not telling you is I had Nat on Skype watching us take photos...lol.

Out of the ether I hear him say "nice ass baby" as I had on little and my ass apparently was showing. bwahaha, too dang funny.

ETA...my god that hotel had butt ugly walls,Louise! How did we even sleep with that green so very...GREEN

Her reaction to Nat's "nice ass baby" was priceless!!!!

 

[dearc]

Glad to hear from you. The birthday was the 'big one' so you must be 30 now?
Nothing going on here. Trying to push children out of the nest.

 

[g0h0gs]

Her reaction to Nat's "nice ass baby" was priceless!!!!

Making sure to schedule my Utzing trip as same weekend as Girls Event!!

 

[hdlynnette]

Glad to hear from you. The birthday was the 'big one' so you must be 30 now?
Nothing going on here. Trying to push children out of the nest.

((((dearc))))! How are you Darlin?

As much as I'd like to go BACK to 30....I'll stay where I am. I'm looking forward to those AARP discounts...and hopefully retirement in less than 10 years.

How may children you tryin to push?

 

[kendra1980]

Making sure to schedule my Utzing trip as same weekend as Girls Event!!

that girl's event was freaking hilarious. We met a gay couple who were VERY flamboyant and hilarious. I think that poor waitress when they came and joined our table, was a little...freaked out.

We then went to an adult toy store with these guys, and holy heck was that hilarious. So much fun.