Make innocuous and silly threats

[Jada59]

I will tune your harp!

 

[AnotherApe]

I will speak in 1950s sitcom quotes for a week.

 

[Ramkhadak]

I will sing for you.

 

[Jada59]

I will squeeze your lemon.

 

[Ramkhadak]

I will sharpen your pencil. Do you get the point?

I will nibble at your points

 

[EctoJohn]

If you keep that up I might just twiddle my thumb at you menacingly.

 

[Noone45]

If you keep that up I might just twiddle my thumb at you menacingly.

Stop it right now or I'll drink all the milk in your house
MEOW

 

[Jada59]

I’ll put chocolate in your milk.

 

[EctoJohn]

Stop it right now or I'll drink all the milk in your house
MEOW

Sir you would have none of it.
Mind yourself or else I will broaden my horizons all over your farm.

 

[AnotherApe]

Behave or I will clean your oven.

 

[Jada59]

Oh yeah? I’m going to polish your silverware.

 

[Slaneshforfun69]

I’m going to randomly put a fingerprint on 3 of your spoons.

 

[AnotherApe]

I shall blow out the candles on thine birthday cake.

 

[Jada59]

Oh really! I will whip your buttercream!

 

[AnotherApe]

In that case, I'll have to wash your windows!

 

[EctoJohn]

Meet your end at the hands of a foot!

 

[Jada59]

I’m going to hide your Whoopie cushion!

 

[EctoJohn]

Don't make me get out my scowling stick!

 

[Xerxes82]

I will eat all your red gummy bears. Don't think I won't!

 

[Jada59]

I shall ring your doorbell!

 

[baculum]

Don't make me come over there and straighten your collar!

 

[wallstreetguy]

I will stop logging onto Lit.

 

[AnotherApe]

Eat your vegetables or I'll scramble your "P"s & "Q"s.

 

[Pad_Foot]

I will recharge your vibrator

 

[LisaMayTurner]

Keep going or I'll smack your ass with my hands while tickling your balls with a feather