Make innocuous and silly threats

[Jada59]

Oh I just think you won’t! How about I deep condition your hair!

 

[Unquoted]

Really! Then I'll butter your popcorn!

 

[EctoJohn]

If you don't behave, you'll smell terrible things coming from your refrigerator!

 

[Jada59]

I have no plans to behave. But I might just spin your bottle!

 

[EctoJohn]

I have no plans to behave. But I might just spin your bottle!

You spin my bottle and you'll find yourself on the wrong side of a grasshopper jump, I'll tell you what!

 

[Jada59]

You spin my bottle and you'll find yourself on the wrong side of a grasshopper jump, I'll tell you what!

Oh yeah? How about I jump your rope!

 

[AnotherApe]

Touch my rope and I'll put toothpaste in your shoe.

 

[Jada59]

Oh? Then I’ll squeeze your tube!

 

[EctoJohn]

Oh yeah? How about I jump your rope!

You would dare unless you would like to find just so many waffles in your trousers!

 

[EctoJohn]

I warn you, don't come any closer or else I shall trumpet for all to see!

 

[Jada59]

Oh yeah? I have maple syrup and I know how to use it!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm about to smother you in cherry cordials!

 

[EctoJohn]

Just you wait!
I shall blow raspberries at you so hard your undergarments will twist!

 

[Jada59]

I shall give you an automic wedgie!

 

[MenahMenah]

And after the spankings.... the oral sex!!!!!

 

[Jada59]

Oh yeah? I’ll show YOU my oral hygiene!

 

[MenahMenah]

Do not make me flick boogers at you....

 

[Jada59]

I shall erect a wall of facial tissues.

 

[Unquoted]

I'll poach your eggs!

 

[MenahMenah]

Then I shall rustle your cattle

 

[Jada59]

Oh yeah? I’ll steam your broccoli!

 

[MenahMenah]

Not if I shred your cheese

 

[Jada59]

If you do that, I’ll pile your nachos so high you’ll need a ladder to eat them.

 

[MenahMenah]

May all your dorways have a single spider thread face high in them

 

[Jada59]

When you’re not looking, I’ll put insoles in your shoes!