Make innocuous and silly threats

[Jada59]

I’ll put on my rabbit ears and start hopping!

 

[Jon_Red]

That's gonna break the Internet...

I'll come get you, you wascly wabbit!

 

[Jada59]

You CAN’T get me! I’ll turn into the gingerbread man.

 

[Jon_Red]

I'll get the milk

 

[EctoJohn]

You do that and I’ll call YOUon a pay phone. Ask if you have Prince Albert in a can!

I'll can your Prince Albert in natural juices!

 

[EctoJohn]

Just you try it and I'll make sure you never see the underside of a kangaroo's bum again!

 

[EctoJohn]

Stay quiet or else I'll throw you into the tall grass with purple shoes!

 

[EctoJohn]

If I was around you wouldn't find it funny.
Nosiree bob!
You'd find yourself wishing I had much less paint for the sake of your frog!

 

[Jada59]

Oh really? I will make my frog hop on your foot!

 

[EctoJohn]

Oh really? I will make my frog hop on your foir!

I'll make a five out of your foir.

 

[Jon_Red]

Play nice, or I'll use your sheep as a lawnmower

 

[Jada59]

Oh yeah? I’ll use your lawnmower yi shred my cheese! The kind I made with the Yak milk.

 

[AnotherApe]

I'll yak milk all over your curtains.

 

[Jada59]

Oh yeah? Your curtains are going yi be starched. Don’t think I won’t do it.

 

[AnotherApe]

Well! I'll fold your laundry.

 

[Jada59]

I’ll check your pockets!

 

[AnotherApe]

If you do, I'll load your dishwasher.

 

[Jada59]

Oh? Then I’ll UNLOAD yours!

 

[Jon_Red]

Ow. If you don't behave, I'll shear those sheep you've lost

 

[SandraMaus]

I fart in your general direction.

 

[Adrian81]

I'll make you go get ice cream

 

[Unquoted]

Leave me alone or I'll crumble your cookies.

 

[Sensuous999]

I'll unfold all your folded laundry!

 

[PacificWaves]

I’m gonna tell!

 

[Unquoted]

I'll shampoo your carpets.