Make innocuous and silly threats

[MenahMenah]

Oh yeah? I'll put shoes in your insoles

 

[Jada59]

Oh yeah? I'll put shoes in your insoles

Bwahahaha!

I’ll swap your coffee for Folger’s. .

 

[Pad_Foot]

Worse.., remove all your coffee and replace it with TEA

 

[MenahMenah]

Ha!!!!! I don't drink coffee

So now you can stub your toe on a bag of aranges

 

[Jada59]

Oh crap. I don’t drink it either.
So I guess I’ll just peel your banana.

 

[MenahMenah]

don't threaten me with a good time

 

[Jada59]

Ha! How about I turn your M’s upside down! WenahWenah.

 

[MenahMenah]

I'll translate you back into Jade

 

[Jada59]

Oh? I’ll sit you in the corner like little Jack Horner.

 

[MenahMenah]

and you on a tuffett

 

[Jada59]

Just don’t touch my curds and whey. If you do? I’ll squeeze your lemon.

 

[MenahMenah]

and you'll get the stream of juice in your eye if you do

 

[Jada59]

I’ll just aim the seeds your way.

 

[MenahMenah]

As will I to you

 

[Jada59]

I shall send them back with my Ping Pong paddle.

 

[MenahMenah]

Two words.... Pickle Ball

 

[EctoJohn]

Don't act so innocent!
I know it was you and I'm ready to throw down my bagel any time you are!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm so angry I could pounce your couch with insane intent!

 

[Jon_Red]

I'll tip your chair

 

[Jada59]

Of yeah? I’ll spin your wheels.

 

[Jon_Red]

You might already...

I'll teach your hamster to seek in places you don't want found...

 

[Jada59]

I will stuff your peppers!

 

[Jon_Red]

With...?

I'll grind your coffee

 

[Jada59]

Ha! I fint drink coffee.

I will stuff your peppers with ground beef and rice.

 

[Jon_Red]

You can't threaten me with things I like...

I'll make you drink tea