My Safe Place Thread

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[kbate]

Eat me dyke.

Miss you.

Hi

PS: I didn't use Australia.

are you trying to get my thread moved to that old horrible GB with your hateful flaming homophobic remark and naming that particular nation?

being missed - another new experience, usually it is just the opposite, as expressed by the cheese slut.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I think it would be fun to reach things in supermarkets with out climbing up the shelves. Er, I don't do that when people are looking

I routinely volunteer my extensive reach when I see someone vertically challenged look longingly at the upper shelf. Not just the cute ones either. Great convo starter...I'll see them on the next aisle and sometimes say "Anything on this aisle?" Usually gets a smile.

I'd love to be tall, 5' 10" would be perfect.

You're still gonna have to wear heels if we go out dancing together.

There is a price to being tall. I do not fit in any car. Cars are made for short little fucks.

Got into a Ford Expedition recently and per my usual routine, I pushed the driver seat back as far as it would go. Was dumbfounded that...for the first time in my life....my feet couldn't reach the gas pedal???????? Turns out the Ford Expedition is engineered for folks up to 6'9". I'm tall but not THAT tall!!

Contrast that to the fucking Ford Mustang. Max height is around 6'1". Anything taller and your head will rub up against the headboard.

 

[kbate]

Yes, i used to like I was short enough to ride ponies but tall enough to ride large hunters too. But... i didn't really love riding the small natives, I felt wrong and working classes leave me feeling there was not enough neck in front of me.

I would be riding right now except my hunter came in with thrown shoe lameness this morning. Horse size stopped mattering to me about when I was 8 and I realised that I could ride anything that was not named whirlwind or terminator. today I will ride those two as well, if nothing else is available.

 

[Sean]

I would be riding right now except my hunter came in with thrown shoe lameness this morning. Horse size stopped mattering to me about when I was 8 and I realised that I could ride anything that was not named whirlwind or terminator. today I will ride those two as well, if nothing else is available.

Your horse isn't lame, he's faking it to avoid carrying you around the place.

Also, Australia v Sri Lanka in the cricket is well worth a watch.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Saint Peter]

I routinely volunteer my extensive reach when I see someone vertically challenged look longingly at the upper shelf. Not just the cute ones either. Great convo starter...I'll see them on the next aisle and sometimes say "Anything on this aisle?" Usually gets a smile.


You're still gonna have to wear heels if we go out dancing together.



Got into a Ford Expedition recently and per my usual routine, I pushed the driver seat back as far as it would go. Was dumbfounded that...for the first time in my life....my feet couldn't reach the gas pedal???????? Turns out the Ford Expedition is engineered for folks up to 6'9". I'm tall but not THAT tall!!

Contrast that to the fucking Ford Mustang. Max height is around 6'1". Anything taller and your head will rub up against the headboard.

I have to do the Transformer routine to get into the honda accord. Once in the door I have plenty of room.

 

[lovetoread]

I have to do the Transformer routine to get into the honda accord. Once in the door I have plenty of room.

yea cause climbing up into a vehicle is so fun.

 

[Saint Peter]

yea cause climbing up into a vehicle is so fun.

Fun to watch!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Saint Peter]

I keep a bucket in my car for my mother to stand on when she visits me.

I just keep one of these in the trunk

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Lorilei]

please do not post in here unless you are:

under 5 feet 5 inches tall (none of that metric shite either, gtfo)
like horses, and dogs, but only tolerate cats
lesbian
no longer care about politiks
dont care about porn
dont care about tv
dont care about sports

i want this thread to be all-inclusive, for the right people.

not you. nor you. probably not you either. dont feel bad, just get your own thread or forum.

i can tell that this will be a never ending thread (5000 post thread)

if you qualify to post in my safe thread, please do not:
post gay shite, that belongs on the queer forum or its subforum,
post about stories there is a forum for that,
post about politics, writers, or anything fluffy, they have their own safe places,
post cat, dog or horse or boob pics unless you own the copyright,
talk about tv, that is gb stuff,
post about children, this is an adult site and that is taboo,
flame anyone, we are all alike and should get along (if you are alike enough to qualify).

remember Lit is all about Heavily Moderated and Exactly Categorized Free Speech, No Spam!, so post away, but keep your posts within the guidelines and rules.

enjoy.

please note: i do not like the following words and would appreciate restraint in my safe place: photograph, elevator, clown, rubbish, garage, Australia, banana, emoji, and snuggle.

How do you feel about asexuals?

 

[girlsmiley]

please do not post in here unless you are:

under 5 feet 5 inches tall (none of that metric shite either, gtfo)
like horses, and dogs, but only tolerate cats
lesbian
no longer care about politiks
dont care about porn
dont care about tv
dont care about sports

i want this thread to be all-inclusive, for the right people.

not you. nor you. probably not you either. dont feel bad, just get your own thread or forum.

i can tell that this will be a never ending thread (5000 post thread)

if you qualify to post in my safe thread, please do not:
post gay shite, that belongs on the queer forum or its subforum,
post about stories there is a forum for that,
post about politics, writers, or anything fluffy, they have their own safe places,
post cat, dog or horse or boob pics unless you own the copyright,
talk about tv, that is gb stuff,
post about children, this is an adult site and that is taboo,
flame anyone, we are all alike and should get along (if you are alike enough to qualify).

remember Lit is all about Heavily Moderated and Exactly Categorized Free Speech, No Spam!, so post away, but keep your posts within the guidelines and rules.

enjoy.

please note: i do not like the following words and would appreciate restraint in my safe place: photograph, elevator, clown, rubbish, garage, Australia, banana, emoji, and snuggle.

Thanks. *hair toss*

I don't like garage either. I never know how to say it.

Also, I cut my hair. I feel like a different person. It's a lot like Beyonce's hair in her Drunk in Love video. We've had a very hot summer down here. Hottest summer ever so I told Eddie to chop it off.

 

[Pookie]

This cunt again.

We can't have anything nice.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

My hair is a modesty cloak for my nipples. Summer in the city sometimes calls for braless.It hit 40C in boston, once in my life. If that comes back, a foot's worth of hair is not staying on my head.


(I bought a very large floating ring, anchored myself in the shallows and read books in the ocean.)

38C is now a regular occurence for Boston.

38F during the winter, is a bit of heavenly warmth.

 

[Saint Peter]

I love hairy Boston women!

 

[girlsmiley]

This cunt again.

She called you cheese slut.

tall people are cunts, the lot of them

I was going to say "Are not!" but then I remembered.

I think it would be lovely to be tall.

Except when I am in countries where I AM tall and feel really weird because of it.

It's weird looking down at people. I'd have to unfriend kbate because I'd be bending over just to hear her squeaky little voice. Probably have to squint my eyes just to see her.

are you trying to get my thread moved to that old horrible GB with your hateful flaming homophobic remark and naming that particular nation?

being missed - another new experience, usually it is just the opposite, as expressed by the cheese slut.

Tee Hee.

 

[girlsmiley]

My hair is a modesty cloak for my nipples. Summer in the city sometimes calls for braless.It hit 40C in boston, once in my life. If that comes back, a foot's worth of hair is not staying on my head.


(I bought a very large floating ring, anchored myself in the shallows and read books in the ocean.)

38C is now a regular occurence for Boston.

38F during the winter, is a bit of heavenly warmth.

I love floating around in my tube! The sunburn though ooh. Loads of sunscreen. My daughter asked me what ride I wanted to go on at Wet n Wild and I said "The tube one!" Her eyes rolled so hard.

Hairy nips!

It was 46C last weekend. 52C at my mates place. And then we got hailstones the size of my fist on Friday arvo. Insurance.

Hot and stormy.

 

[HisArpy]

I guess I"m out. I'm too tall even on my knees, though I love horses, dogs, ponies, and cats. I'd ask for a special dispensation but I also have a big garage, want to visit Australia some day and have some LBGT friends who like to talk politics more than I do. Which, I think, puts me over the top.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Are we allowed to curse, in here ?

Fuckkkkk!
girlsmiley, that is as hot as the bowels of a volcano, for your friend.

I knew a woman with hairy nipples.
I felt as if my own nipples were undecorated, and uninteresting, compared to hers.

*Taps one of my own nipples, with the tail of my braid.*

 

[kbate]

How do you feel about asexuals?

With extreme care, very few of them let me feel about them at all.

Ha, that was an attempt at Ironic Humour.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I would ban you from my safe place, but for your current name.

You used to love smeggy.

 

[Lorilei]

With extreme care, very few of them let me feel about them at all.

Ha, that was an attempt at Ironic Humour.

I see what you did there.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]