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Good advice !
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What kind of weirdo cunt eats fucking doves? 
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What kind of weirdo cunt eats fucking doves?
Geez, Feta that's pretty sick. Like something farther up on the food chain can't be found. 62 days and counting for Phil!
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What kind of weirdo cunt eats fucking doves?
Do you have to eat them while fucking?
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A huntress.
A cuntress.
I'd like to take her into a Greasy Spoon and have her eat a dirty fry-up. That'd sort her out. Fucking doves...
The Queen does. That's where Kuntbate gets these fancy ideas from.
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The Queen does. That's where Kuntbate gets these fancy ideas from.
So what is the term for forcing doves to fuck for a cunt?
A cuntress.
I'd like to take her into a Greasy Spoon and have her eat a dirty fry-up. That'd sort her out. Fucking doves...
The Queen does. That's where Kuntbate gets these fancy ideas from.
Dove tastes great and we have them by the hundred million. I enhance our local economy by buying and firing about 3000 shotshells in order to get my annual 12 doves for my annual dove dinner.
I ate at an English pub last week, Fish and Chips and was reminded of the exact reason that the English are known for stealing food from other nations rather than for their own cuisine.
We may try an Irish pub next weekend, but I have to buy some antiseptic, and an antibiotic before going into such a place.
Props for cuntress, that was great.
cunt.
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As you know, bastardised attempts are a poor imitation for the real thing.
And I had to search for those original bastardised attempts. And it sucked.
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Ah, the smell of transatlantic slings and arrows in the morning!
Beats the SHITE outta napalm.
Good MORNING, Ladies! Especially the ones who are immune to my charms.
Oh, wait... in this crew, that's almost ALL!
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Beats the SHITE outta napalm.
Good MORNING, Ladies! Especially the ones who are immune to my charms.
Oh, wait... in this crew, that's almost ALL!
Removed strange words
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Ah, the smell of transatlantic slings and arrows in the morning!
Eats the SHITE outta napalm.
Good MORNING, Ladies! Especially the ones who are immune to my charms.
Oh, wait... in this crew, that's almost ALL!
He's drunk. Dont eat napalm.
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It was no better when I went to England and tried their version of their own signature dish. They owned half the planet once, you think they would have stolen or learned to cook a decent dish.
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Of all the Haddock and Chips that I've consumed on both sides of the Altlantic... my favourite is a small place in Toronto, owned by Greek-Canadians. Golden, crisp, non-soggy... served with an awesome Greek salad, replete with Feta and Kalamata olives.
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They owned half the planet once, you think they would learn how to talk.
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I'm noticing that our hostess employs a lot of British usage, now... it must be a Patrician thing.
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The only bad part of French eating is their disdain for anyone who sit down to eat and are not French. Being ignored by the wait staff for speaking limited French is not a good way to get a rave review.
I had both great and horrible in Rome, best was in a Bistro not usually frequented by any persons un-connected. Nobody told us NOT to eat there, and we were hungry and there was a bistro, so despite gaining some strange looks they served us and it was great and we only learned later why we did not belong there.
The best meal I ever had in England was Indian.
I'm noticing that our hostess employs a lot of British usage, now... it must be a Patrician thing.
My editor is set to UK English for writing about Foxhunting, Cats, House Dogs and some of my other hobbies. I have to switch back and forth and often do not make the effort.
NZ is mostly a great place. It should be closer to the US so the flight over would not take 23 hours. I would love to come visit the hobbits.
