New bitch here, care to try out your new welcome letter?

[Guest]

Hey, Pops!

Thank you, and thank you.

I deal with crazies nearly every day of my life. There is one discernable difference with this variety of crazy: those here are literate, and smart. They are scary crazies.

I hope I fit in...

Katie

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Re: New bitch here, care to try out your new welcome letter?

Originally posted by Tatelou I don't keep sheep, but I do own a sheepdog. He's a Border Collie

I'm a 30 year old English woman, happily married to my childhood sweetheart

Dear Tat,
Close enough. As long there's sheep potential.

Like Svenska, though, I find that second statement unnerving.
MG

Ps. Personal to Earl,
Take it easy, dear. You'll grow out of it.

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmm

Hey, Pops!

Thank you, and thank you.

I deal with crazies nearly every day of my life. There is one discernable difference with this variety of crazy: those here are literate, and smart. They are scary crazies.

I hope I fit in...

Katie

You are so right dear, bloody scary, you can't take the piss out of them without them realising

Nothing wrong with the childhood sweetheart thing MG, see gauche's time machine thread for my thoughts thereon

 

[Guest]

welcome, dear

Katie-

You sound like my kind of chickee.

Welcome to the AH.

My only words of wisdom: kill 'em with kindness and being obtuse can be realllllly fun.

b
(4 kiddos and a fantastic hubby)

 

[MathGirl]

Re: welcome, dear

being obtuse can be realllllly fun.

And that's from someone who has turned obtusiosity into an art form.
MG

 

[Never]

Tatelou:
"Bo (Selecta), Never."

That's the name of a TV program, isn't it? A guy stalks his favorite celebrities. Unfortunately, they don't play that where I live.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: welcome, dear

And that's from someone who has turned obtusiosity into an art form.

You mean her recent AVs?

to Bridget, and a

Perdita

 

[SexySoBeChick]

Way to go

Katie,

If you haven't been reduced to a quivering pile of goo by now, that's a very good sign.

Great to meet you and welcome!

Have fun,
SSBC

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: welcome, dear

And that's from someone who has turned obtusiosity into an art form.
MG

Diane-

Thank you, dear. You are always so affirming to me.

Perdita-

Diane is referring to our stint as advice columnists, I believe.

b

 

[Guest]

That's the name of a TV program, isn't it? A guy stalks his favorite celebrities.

Yep, the guy's name is Avid Merrion, and he's a complete nutter. Now, he's someone that has got piss-taking down to a fine art, and none of his subjects ever realise.

Bridget (I sure hope I can call you that, one can't be too careful around here. ) Thank you for your welcome, and your very kind words of wisdom. I've made a mental note.

Yeah, what's wrong with marrying my childhood sweetheart, and still being in love with him? It doesn't mean that I'm boring and stagnated... honest!

MathGirl- I've got a photo of my dog with some sheep, interested?

Katie

 

[pop_54]

Oh no

Oh no, now you've done it Katie, gone and had to mention the sheep again Please don't tall us you know all about Garderobes as well.

 

[Guest]

Re: Way to go

If you haven't been reduced to a quivering pile of goo by now, that's a very good sign.

Great to meet you and welcome!

Oops, I missed your post before, SSBC.

Thanks for the great welcome, the goo might show itself later.

Katie

 

[Guest]

de stijl

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by Tatelou MathGirl- I've got a photo of my dog with some sheep, interested

Dear Tat,
Ohmigod! Don't post a picture with sheep here. There would be stampedes and rioting in the streets.
MG
Ps. I don't know about that childhood sweetheart, still being in love thing. Sounds perverted to me.

 

[Guest]

Ohmigod! Don't post a picture with sheep here. There would be stampedes and rioting in the streets.

I wish I already had over 100 posts, then I could use it as my AV.

Hey, don't knock the childhood sweetheart thing, it isn't THAT perverted, and it does have it's perks. I've had plenty of time to wear him down, and train him just as I like. He darn near worships the ground I walk on. It can get tedious, but I have ways of injecting excitement into my life.

 

[destinie21]

welcome.


and stuffhttp://burns.thefinaldimension.org/contrib/drowned/magic.gif

 

[Guest]

reality check

Ps. I don't know about that childhood sweetheart, still being in love thing. Sounds perverted to me.

Ahem, D, if I recall your own life, you are still with your childhood sweetheart.... Stop being such a tease, dear. It isn't becoming at all.

keeping everyone honest

b

 

[MathGirl]

Re: reality check

Ahem, D, if I recall your own life, you are still with your childhood sweetheart

That's how I knew it was kinky.
MG

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: reality check

That's how I knew it was kinky. MG

Way, way LOL!!!!!!!!!! P.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I've had plenty of time to wear him down, and train him just as I like. He darn near worships the ground I walk on.

Oh. Well, in that case...

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: reality check

That's how I knew it was kinky.
MG

Ah, now I understand where you are coming from.
Earlier in the thread I was going to say "Don't knock it 'til you've tried it."
Wouldn't have that made me look the fool?!

I'm relieved to know that others here indulge in this kinky way of life.

 

[Just-Legal]

Welcome!

I tried defecting down south, but they sent me back up here *pouts*

 

[TheEarl]

Nah-ah, Earl! I only mentioned you ONCE. You did 6 TIMES.

The way I figure it, you owe me 5 apologies.

Fair nuff. Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

I tried defecting down south, but they sent me back up here *pouts*

You're better off where you are. The people are generally more friendly (although I wouldn't include myself in that sweeping statment ) and the beer is considerably cheaper.

 

[TheEarl]

I tried defecting down south, but they sent me back up here *pouts*

What! Who was the idiot on immigration control that day?

The Earl