Not getting it on so many levels...

[graceanne]

Yeah, same here. If I ever go out to a bar with my friends and there are any dirty old men within 50 feet, they won't even let me sit with them because every dirty old man in the place is going to come up and talk with me. They figure if they make me stand in the corner, it'll save them from having to deal with the "attention" I attract. Yuck. Makes my skin crawl just thinking about it.

Well, I only go to bars with K. Mostly. Sometimes I go with friends, but normally with K, and frankly it's obvious we're together. But like in the grocery store and stuff - K's leaned over and whispered to me 'that old man's staring at your ass' a couple of times. And when I look, he's right some old guy is. Or they flirt with me when I'm there alone. EW. I mean I like my guys older, but these guys are normally just gross. Their clothes are dirty, their hair is dirty, etc.

 

[zuzub]

I want to play. Where go?

 

[zuzub]

I want to play. Where go?

Pfft. Kidding. Like I would know what to do.

Here are some stats:

In my entire sexual history, I may have made some effort at sucking a man off maybe 20 times? I think I might have swallowed once. I would estimate that my experience with 'receiving' would be roughly the same.

 

[Bandit58]

Pfft. Kidding. Like I would know what to do.

Here are some stats:

In my entire sexual history, I may have made some effort at sucking a man off maybe 20 times? I think I might have swallowed once. I would estimate that my experience with 'receiving' would be roughly the same.

LOL when I joined Lit in 2002 I had much less sexual experience than that.....and I was 43 I'd never given a bj even at all Five years makes a hell of a difference when you are free to explore and experiment, especially with the right person who doesn't mind if you're inexperienced.

I found two like that - the first guy I was with after I left my husband, and my current Husband/Master. They are out there......just have to be patient!

 

[zuzub]

LOL when I joined Lit in 2002 I had much less sexual experience than that.....and I was 43 I'd never given a bj even at all Five years makes a hell of a difference when you are free to explore and experiment, especially with the right person who doesn't mind if you're inexperienced.

I found two like that - the first guy I was with after I left my husband, and my current Husband/Master. They are out there......just have to be patient!

Well, I could catch up or we could all do a lot of kissing. I'm good with that. I can do that really well. Hey, ya gotta compensate somehow...

Right. Lame. Knew that. <sniff, blubber> But it was my one good thing... <snivel> Well, that and quivering. I'm pretty good in the shake, gasp dept. too. Eh. whatever.

I can't believe it's 5:00 am and there's just no sleep. That can't be right. <sniff>

 

[Bandit58]

Well, I could catch up or we could all do a lot of kissing. I'm good with that. I can do that really well. Hey, ya gotta compensate somehow...

Right. Lame. Knew that. <sniff, blubber> But it was my one good thing... <snivel> Well, that and quivering. I'm pretty good in the shake, gasp dept. too. Eh. whatever.

I can't believe it's 5:00 am and there's just no sleep. That can't be right. <sniff>

Hey we've all got to start somewhere right?? Kissing leads to other things.....

Bugga about the no sleep thing......Master Gil has insomnia and it can really knock you loopy He's been known to crash out after days of not sleeping properly and miss a whole day - and then not sleep that night, ya just can't win

 

[zuzub]

Wasn't Carnage an ancient city/state that fought wars with Rome?

But if you ever get a hankering to try out any number of really naughty wicked toys, please let me know, I'm available for instructional "test applications" of said toys and my rates are terribly reasonable.

Honey, I'm pretty sure I don't have to pay. For one thing, I never have. Most of the time I'm just trying to peel my ass off of those god awful leather seats. <grin>

Thanks tho, you once again show yourself to be a man of true compassion.

 

[zuzub]

Honey, I'm pretty sure I don't have to pay. For one thing, I never have. Most of the time I'm just trying to peel my ass off of those god awful leather seats. <grin>

Thanks tho, you once again show yourself to be a man of true compassion.

You can tell that I'm basically delirious because I'm getting all snotty again. Although, I think I should get a break on this one. I'm pretty sure that 'snotty' is a genome.

It helps if I add 'ome' to stuff, right?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

You can tell that I'm basically delirious because I'm getting all snotty again. Although, I think I should get a break on this one. I'm pretty sure that 'snotty' is a genome.

It helps if I add 'ome' to stuff, right?

Spankome, flogome, canome... Nope. Unless, of course, you pronounce them as would a speaker of a Latinate language - "spank-oh-me," "flog-oh-me," "cane-oh-me..."

 

[zuzub]

Spankome, flogome, canome... Nope. Unless, of course, you pronounce them as would a speaker of a Latinate language - "spank-oh-me," "flog-oh-me," "cane-oh-me..."

Um, excuse me, S.W but you come with a friggin' public health disclaimer, so I'm really trying to avoid you.

Not that you're not nice. You really are. You're the nicest Ebola carrier I've met so far and if I wanted to die a painful and hideous death I would most certainly do it for you. Sadly, it turns out that I'm terribly attached to my skin.

Plus, I think avoidance works in this relationship...

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Um, excuse me, S.W but you come with a friggin' public health disclaimer, so I'm really trying to avoid you.

Not that you're not nice. You really are. You're the nicest Ebola carrier I've met so far and if I wanted to die a painful and hideous death I would most certainly do it for you. Sadly, it turns out that I'm terribly attached to my skin.

Plus, I think avoidance works in this relationship...

Ebola carrier? Painful and hideous death? <Sigh>

I've never (to my recollection) had anyone die as a result contact with me and/or my toys... nor even have to visit a health professional, let alone the ER. I'm wounded... truly wounded.

 

[graceanne]

I'm wounded... truly wounded.

You know, this is not the best forum to be admitting to that - it brings out the sadists.

 

[Ebonyfire]

You know, this is not the best forum to be admitting to that - it brings out the sadists.

Sadists? Uh oh....

 

[graceanne]

Sadists? Uh oh....

Yeah, like a shark to a wound.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Yeah, like a shark to a wound.

:: Looking over my shoulder to see if AA has wandered in ::

Edit: :: But counting on "professional courtesy." ::

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Yeah, like a shark to a wound.

Sharks are lightweights.

http://www.orca-transport.de/picture/Orca.jpg

 

[graceanne]

Sharks are lightweights.

http://www.orca-transport.de/picture/Orca.jpg

True enough, but I don't think that orca's can smell blood like sharks.

 

[Netzach]

You are witty; I think you should stick around so we can corrupt you.

*chuckle*

Totally my favorite newb of late. I agree.

 

[zuzub]

ER. I'm wounded... truly wounded.

A sensitive sadist? Bah, I'm so confused. Err, does that mean I can call you 'winnie'? <gulps> Or not...

 

[Sir_Winston54]

A sensitive sadist? Bah, I'm so confused. Err, does that mean I can call you 'winnie'? <gulps> Or not...

Of course, a sensitive sadist! An insensitive sadist would not be able to appreciate what his/her masochist was going through, and thus would receive no pleasure from it.

As to your second question... someone did. Once.

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[zuzub]

...I think you should stick around so we can corrupt you.

*chuckle*

Mmm. Like corruption. White collar crime is good and all, but it lacks the human interaction I crave. Plus, you have to dress up for it.

I like your dress code better. Not to mention the accessories. So, um what is the new black this season?
<giggle>

 

[zuzub]

*cues music*

They call him Winnie Ther Sadist
Winnie Ther Sadist
Wicked lttle mind full 'o naughty ideas...
Winnie Ther Sadist
Winnie Ther Sadist
Crops at the ready, rope holds her steady...
Winnie Ther Sadist
Winnie Ther Sadist
Sir Winston... Fifty... Four

Oh! No! As you can clearly see Sir Winston, this is so NOT my fault. Gah!

 

[CutieMouse]

*****