Not getting it on so many levels...

[zuzub]

Ugh. Canes. *Shudder* I'm scared to death of them, too, but I thought I was the only one. I'm in good company with The Mouse!

OK, people, enough for me. Canes are definitely out. How 'bout you hit us with ten spots? Oh wait, that's the Rap thread, huh?

 

[BiBunny]

You're just a hop skip and a jump from EG, Bunny... I'm sure he can help you with your fear of canes. It'll be good for you. Really.

*nods wisely*

I will if you will.

 

[zuzub]

I will if you will.

groan. cringe. the carnage.

 

[CutieMouse]

I will if you will.

Do none of you people READ?

See the phrase under the cute little girl looking at the painting?

<--- it's right over THERE.

"I will if you will."

This would be the anthesis of practical or prude-ish. Sheesh do you people just ignore the whole Mouse's personality thing completely???








Dork.

 

[zuzub]

I just have to say this 'cause it's all about me, baby. For once in my life I want to experience lust without guilt, without judgment, without static, without noise. I want to hear what my body is telling me. I want to feel. I want to REALLY FEEL touch. I can think about my grocery list later.

I don't know if I'm in the right place, but that's what I want.

 

[CutieMouse]

I just have to say this 'cause it's all about me, baby. For once in my life I want to experience lust without guilt, without judgment, without static, without noise. I want to hear what my body is telling me. I want to feel. I want to REALLY FEEL touch. I can think about my grocery list later.

I don't know if I'm in the right place, but that's what I want.

Everyone deserves to feel that. Knowing you want it is the first step towards getting it.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

"I will if you will."

Oh MY! This is a dream scene in the making!

 

[CutieMouse]

Oh MY! This is a dream scene in the making!

*snort*

 

[Evil_Geoff]

groan. cringe. the carnage.

Wasn't Carnage an ancient city/state that fought wars with Rome?

But if you ever get a hankering to try out any number of really naughty wicked toys, please let me know, I'm available for instructional "test applications" of said toys and my rates are terribly reasonable.

 

[zuzub]

Ouch! Don't be mad Cutie. At least not at me. <grovel> I don't even know what's happening. Did something happen? Grr. Lost again. But also stupid & quite drunk (generally a great combination).

 

[graceanne]

Wasn't Carnage an ancient city/state that fought wars with Rome?

But if you ever get a hankering to try out any number of really naughty wicked toys, please let me know, I'm available for instructional "test applications" of said toys and my rates are terribly reasonable.

Cutie's right.

Dork.

 

[BiBunny]

Wasn't Carnage an ancient city/state that fought wars with Rome?

Nah. I think that was Cartilage. *Nods sagely*

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Cutie's right.

Dork.

LMAO! That's Mister Dork to you, gracie!

Or do you think Sir Dork works?

I don't know... I think Lord Dork is just too pretentious..

 

[CutieMouse]

Ouch! Don't be mad Cutie. At least not at me. <grovel> I don't even know what's happening. Did something happen? Grr. Lost again. But also stupid & quite drunk (generally a great combination).

Oh no! Nonononono! I'm not upset at all; please forgive me, I should have put a joking/winking/goofy disclaimer thingie in that post.

Running semi-not-really joke... I'm that girl next door who's really prim and proper like 99.9% of the time. I try very hard to never discuss BDSM in terms of my personal, private life, never put up suggestive Avs, rarely overtly flirt on the boards, and use foul language even less than that. LOL

Think small town librarian without the hottness. Nobody around here believes me when I say I'm a (kinky) prude, but that's my story and I'm stickin' to it, damnit!

LOL

 

[CutieMouse]

LMAO! That's Mister Dork to you, gracie!

Or do you think Sir Dork works?

I don't know... I think Lord Dork is just too pretentious..

His Exalted Master of Dorkdom has a nice ring to it...

 

[BiBunny]

Oh no! Nonononono! I'm not upset at all; please forgive me, I should have put a joking/winking/goofy disclaimer thingie in that post.

Running semi-not-really joke... I'm that girl next door who's really prim and proper like 99.9% of the time. I try very hard to never discuss BDSM in terms of my personal, private life, never put up suggestive Avs, rarely overtly flirt on the boards, and use foul language even less than that. LOL

Think small town librarian without the hottness. Nobody around here believes me when I say I'm a (kinky) prude, but that's my story and I'm stickin' to it, damnit!

LOL

No, no, no, it's the "without the hotness" part that nobody believes.

 

[zuzub]

Everyone deserves to feel that. Knowing you want it is the first step towards getting it.

Oh C, you are so good to me.

But when I read what I wrote, there's this enormous thing missing - there's no partner in this picture. It's all about me. Maybe I just need a machine and not a person.

I hope that's not true, but honestly, think I need some help making sure it isn't.

Don't bring your problems to the board. ?

 

[graceanne]

LMAO! That's Mister Dork to you, gracie!

Or do you think Sir Dork works?

I don't know... I think Lord Dork is just too pretentious..

I dunno. K's the king of dorks. I wouldn't want him to get jealous.

 

[CutieMouse]

No, no, no, it's the "without the hotness" part that nobody believes.

I'm telling ya- without the hottness.

A while ago I spent 5 HOURS wandering an art museum all by myself, at this seriously movin' and shakin' social event in Dallas. The galleries stay open until midnight; the resturaunt/bar is kicking; live jazz; the whole 9 yards.

Great hair, librarian glasses, tightlaced down to 25", black cami-tank, vintage circle skirt, open toe stilettos, matching purse.

I didn't get approached by a single man the entire evening. The 75 year old gallery guard told me about a permanent exhibit I'd never knew exsisted (which was *fabulous*); 2 women complimented my outfit- I didn't notice a man even looking twice at me all evening. I'm at a freaking museum- hello? Opportunities for easy conversation are hanging on the walls every 3 feet.

If I can't even get a hello in a building with over 900 people in it (half men), something is wrong with the world... or me. It's either the not so much the hottness thing, or the ooze go away thing. LOL

 

[BiBunny]

Don't feel bad, CM. I'm in the same boat. I have the same "go away" vibe, apparently. (And the lack of hotness.) I can go anywhere, dressed nicely, hair done, perfectly made-up, and men do not talk to me. Ever. I've been told that I'm intimidating, but surely not little ol' me.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

:: Looks at map of SE U.S. ::
Yep, I thought so. Knoxville is between Alabama and Columbia, SC, and I think between the Mouse and Columbia, if I remember correctly the part of the country she lives in...

I wonder if I should get into a price war with EG... I don't think I have as many canes as he does...
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/HPIM0100.jpg
but then, quantity isn't everything, right? And saving gas for 263.53 miles or so worth of driving (Knoxville to Columbia) should count for something.

LOL - nah... I'm not gonna get into a pissing contest w/ EG. He's a good guy who wouldn't hurt a fly. A masochist's rear end, however, would be a different story.

Let's just leave it at the thought that either one of us (and I'm sure, a good number of others here!) would be honored and happy to be "available for instructional 'test applications' of said toys."

 

[CutieMouse]

Bunny's way closer. You're like three whole states away from here.

*nods*

*yawn*

*nods off to sleep*




'night y'all.

 

[graceanne]

*shrugs* Doesn't matter how well I'm dressed the only time men show any interest in me is if (a) they're really old and desperate or (b) drunk. Well, other than K, but he loves me.

 

[zuzub]

.

If I can't even get a hello in a building with over 900 people in it (half men), something is wrong with the world... or me. It's either the not so much the hottness thing, or the ooze go away thing. LOL

I SO get this. I have truly come to the conclusion that most men are total & complete pussies. They don't have the ghoulies to approach or stand up anymore. Instead they line the walls of cheesy dating sites like the dollar store pricks they are.

Don't know babe. But what I do know is this - we're hot. Whatever is happening to you, ain't 'cause your ick. <kiss. pretty.>

 

[BiBunny]

*shrugs* Doesn't matter how well I'm dressed the only time men show any interest in me is if (a) they're really old and desperate or (b) drunk. Well, other than K, but he loves me.

Yeah, same here. If I ever go out to a bar with my friends and there are any dirty old men within 50 feet, they won't even let me sit with them because every dirty old man in the place is going to come up and talk with me. They figure if they make me stand in the corner, it'll save them from having to deal with the "attention" I attract. Yuck. Makes my skin crawl just thinking about it.