Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[BeautifulShadows18]

What does a sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it, we're closed.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

OK - not sure I get this one... Am I too American?

Possibly. Does typing it 'MickSt ubbles' help?


Why don't kittens punctuate properly? Because when they get possessive they add a cat-astrophe.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Is you’re scared to shower with seaweed products…….sea kelp
https://postimg.cc/CRYhfsjF

 

[Lichen2CU]

What does a sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it, we're closed.

Wow, That's a great visual...

 

[Shygentleman2]

What does a sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it, we're closed.

This one's awesome!

 

[Shygentleman2]

Karl Marx is historically famous, but no-one ever mentions his sister

Onya, the inventor of the starter pistol

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Good to know if you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA


However, if you have a small electric car you have to use the AAA

 

[hugh_jarce69]

AA Milne’s little brother was AAA Milne

 

[4Georgia]

I am a happily married retired biology professor. I am not looking for hook-ups or to cheat on my wife. She is aware that I am here. I am looking for female friends for interesting conversations, with a "side order" of discussing "kinky sexuality". I love laughing and helping other people laugh.

I’d be interested in seeing how things go.
Can’t resist a dad joke and I have always had a thing for professors. Especially the ones in jeans and tweed jackets. Oh god they got my blood flowing.

 

[Shygentleman2]

I’d be interested in seeing how things go.
Can’t resist a dad joke and I have always had a thing for professors. Especially the ones in jeans and tweed jackets. Oh god they got my blood flowing.

Dad jokes for the win!

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Why did the snowman suddenly smile?

He could see the snowblower coming.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

What do you call a horny cow?

Beef jerky

 

[beachlights44]

I’d be interested in seeing how things go.
Can’t resist a dad joke and I have always had a thing for professors. Especially the ones in jeans and tweed jackets. Oh god they got my blood flowing.

Welcome to Lit, hope it goes well for you!

 

[Lichen2CU]

I’d be interested in seeing how things go.
Can’t resist a dad joke and I have always had a thing for professors. Especially the ones in jeans and tweed jackets. Oh god they got my blood flowing.

Dear 4Georgias - I'm wearing jeans right now. I have a tweed jacket with those little elbow patches somewhere... , but I rarely wore it.... I understand about not being able to resist dad jokes. Personally, I can resist anything except temptation.... Anyway - welcome! I hope you stop by again sometime. Feel free to message me if you wish.

 

[Lichen2CU]

Wow. We're up to 988 replies here on Dad Jokes... . I'm pondering some sort of "celebration" or "special one-time opportunity not available in any stores" when we reach 1,000...

 

[Lichen2CU]

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

(An In-vesti-gator... )

 

[GetNerdy]

Some of these are so so bad.
Long may it continue

 

[Lichen2CU]

Some of these are so so bad.
Long may it continue

You are most welcome!!

 

[Shygentleman2]

Some of these are so so bad.
Long may it continue

That's the best part about dad jokes...watching my kids roll their eyes!!

 

[Shygentleman2]

Justice is a dish best served cold.

**If it were served warm, it would be justwater.**

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Wow. We're up to 988 replies here on Dad Jokes... . I'm pondering some sort of "celebration" or "special one-time opportunity not available in any stores" when we reach 1,000...

Sounds like a challenge!! You know I love a good challenge Lichen!

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Four ewes are strolling across the fells when they notice a mature deer with the root of one antler handcuffed to a chain round a telegraph pole.

"Why are tied up like that?" asked the eldest.

"Well I was out with the lads last night, on my stag do...."

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Oops! Question should, of course, be:

"Why are you tied up like that?"

 

[Lichen2CU]

Sounds like a challenge!! You know I love a good challenge Lichen!

Well... ... more of a "reward for good behavior"... You remember what good behavior is don't you...

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Isn't 'good behaviour' remembering to put 'u' into words that require it?