Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[BeautifulShadows18]

Well... ... more of a "reward for good behavior"... You remember what good behavior is don't you...

Hmmm remind me again what that is

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it!

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Looks like we have reached 1K!

Onward!

What does a robot do after a one-night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?

You rocket.

 

[Shygentleman2]

Looks like we have reached 1K!

Onward!

What does a robot do after a one-night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Oh my lord that's funny!

 

[Shygentleman2]

My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

 

[Shygentleman2]

I’m afraid of being in a small space with lots of Santas.

I think it’s called Claus-trophobia.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Which town is named after a cow pasture?

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

'uddersfield

 

[Lichen2CU]

Isn't 'good behaviour' remembering to put 'u' into words that require it?

Ahhh... a fan of alternative spellings I see...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Having officially reached the milestone of 1K replies, I'll now reveal your reward for good behavior (US) or good behaviour (UK): Any willing participant is now authorized to delve into the preceding "dad jokes" and repost one (or more) that they particularly liked/enjoyed/found funny. You're welcome.

"What does a sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it, we're closed." - BeautifulShadows18

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Having officially reached the milestone of 1K replies, I'll now reveal your reward for good behavior (US) or good behaviour (UK): Any willing participant is now authorized to delve into the preceding "dad jokes" and repost one (or more) that they particularly liked/enjoyed/found funny. You're welcome.

"What does a sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it, we're closed." - BeautifulShadows18

Lichen, you are making me blush

The one that got me hooked!

"What is the most appropriate song by the group "Journey" to play at a funeral?"

"Don't stop bereaving..."
Lichen2CU

 

[Lichen2CU]

Lichen, you are making me blush

The one that got me hooked!

"What is the most appropriate song by the group "Journey" to play at a funeral?"

"Don't stop bereaving..."
Lichen2CU

Blushing is a good look for you...