Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Shygentleman2]

What happened to the cat who ate a ball of yarn?

She had mittens.

 

[jonnoback]

Reading my mot report…

The malfunction detection unit is malfunctioning. It is not functioning.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Did I ever tell you about the time I went mushroom foraging?



It’s a story with a morel at the end.

 

[Deadbed1968]

What is the scariest word in nuclear physics?



Oops…

 

[Deadbed1968]

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

 

[Merryegoround]

I used to play piano by ear ....... but now I use my hands.

 

[Lichen2CU]

Why did the submissive only hang out in the lowest level of the house?

(they liked de-basement... )

 

[Lichen2CU]

I wonder if any friends will stop by on their way to... whatever sort of trouble they are getting into?

 

[Deadbed1968]

Why did the submissive only hang out in the lowest level of the house?

(they liked de-basement... )

Many (many) years ago a girlfriend and I were in a used bookstore in Harvard square that happened to have a below ground level area. She asked me what the word Debasement meant. I couldn’t help myself. I told her “We’re in Debasement, and above us is de first floor “. The relationship didn’t last long…

 

[Lichen2CU]

Many (many) years ago a girlfriend and I were in a used bookstore in Harvard square that happened to have a below ground level area. She asked me what the word Debasement meant. I couldn’t help myself. I told her “We’re in Debasement, and above us is de first floor “. The relationship didn’t last long…

Sorry to bring back sad memories...

 

[Deadbed1968]

Sorry to bring back sad memories...

No! You misunderstood. It was a funny memory! That relationship was a dumpster fire regardless of my sense of humor. I wouldn’t wish it back for all the money in the world. I met my now wife of nearly 30 years after that ended.

 

[StarryMidnight]

Where do pirates get their hooks?


...from the second hand store of course!

 

[MenahMenah]

Where do pirates get their hooks?


...from the second hand store of course!

Ouch…. Just ouch…. Lol

 

[MenahMenah]

What do you call it when you begin a poop at 11:59pm and it continues until after midnight?

Same shit, different day…


I will now hide in the corner just in case @StarryMidnight has a hook prepared…

 

[StarryMidnight]

No hooks, only groans...... Hahaha

 

[MenahMenah]

No hooks, only groans...... Hahaha

Don’t talk like that here… people get the wrong idea about you… lol

 

[StarryMidnight]

Don’t talk like that here… people get the wrong idea about you… lol

 

[MenahMenah]

Now….

What do you call a fish with no eyes?


Fsh

 

[StarryMidnight]

Haha that's another classic!

 

[MenahMenah]

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent

 

[MenahMenah]

There is a secret to these jokes…. You must realize and accept that 2/3 of the word pun is P.U.

 

[StarryMidnight]

Where does a spy sleep?

Under covers....

 

[MenahMenah]

@StarryMidnight …. I CIA what you did there…

 

[MenahMenah]

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

 

[Funcouple1980ss]

I am a happily married retired biology professor. I am not looking for hook-ups or to cheat on my wife. She is aware that I am here. I am looking for female friends for interesting conversations, with a "side order" of discussing "kinky sexuality". I love laughing and helping other people laugh.

Morning…hope you’re well? X