Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Shygentleman2]

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged!

 

[jonnoback]

What’s the most popular Christmas carol in the desert? Oh caaamel ye faithful.

Why does Santa have elves in his workshop? Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Morning…hope you’re well? X

Hi Funcouple... Good thing I'm answering now! I'm well, but just getting over a nasty cold. Almost back to as close to normal as I ever get...

 

[Indigo_lr]

What do you call a detective that investigates electricity?

Sherlock Ohms

 

[Deadbed1968]

What do you call a detective that investigates electricity?

Sherlock Ohms

That tickles my engineer fancy!!

 

[Shygentleman2]

What do you call a typo on a tombstone?

A grave mistake.

 

[Indigo_lr]

Ladies if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes you need to let that mango

 

[Deadbed1968]

Can a frog jump higher than a house?


Of course, houses can't jump.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I went to a silent auction the other day.


I won a dog whistle and two mimes.

 

[Funcouple1980ss]

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Hi Funcouple... Good thing I'm answering now! I'm well, but just getting over a nasty cold. Almost back to as close to normal as I ever get...

Hey. Good to hear. There’s a bit going around…I’ve had it last week…x

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Just been to Lidl. Said I wanted to buy a donkey.
“We haven’t got anything like that here, sir”

Can’t believe it. I mean, around this time every year you hear people talk about the Lidl Donkey

 

[Lichen2CU]

What is the hardest food to open?

(Lox... )

 

[Shygentleman2]

How much soda does it take to make a bird?

Two cans.

 

[Lichen2CU]

Which insects are most likely to trip and fall?

(Stumble bees... )

 

[hugh_jarce69]

The man who invented unisex tennis has just died.

RIP Mick Stubbles

 

[Shygentleman2]

So many people these days are too judgmental.

I can tell just by looking at them.

 

[Lichen2CU]

The man who invented unisex tennis has just died.

RIP Mick Stubbles

OK - not sure I get this one... Am I too American?

 

[Lichen2CU]

What's a turtle's favorite dance?

(The Slow-ky Pokey... )

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?

Frost-bite.

 

[Lichen2CU]

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?

Frost-bite.

Good one Beautiful Shadows... . I've actually experienced frostbite - didn't seem anywhere near that much fun...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Ooops... should I have bowed or genuflected before addressing you?

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Ooops... should I have bowed or genuflected before addressing you?

whichever one you prefer as long as you kiss my ring

 

[Lichen2CU]

*kissing your ring*... All better? Welcome to the Dad Joke Zone - I've noticed you posting here before, but I don't believe I have had the pleasure of talking with you synchronously...

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

*kissing your ring*... All better? Welcome to the Dad Joke Zone - I've noticed you posting here before, but I don't believe I have had the pleasure of talking with you synchronously...

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[Lichen2CU]

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