Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Lichen2CU]

“I got hair in my butt. I can’t hide it if I’m walking. I can pull it in the dark, if you want it”

... OK - I'm not getting that one. But I'm sure I'll feel stupid when you tell me...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Thank you!! I have a weird mind…Should we add the artist and song below?!

That is actually an excellent, and inclusive of different generations, suggestion. I will do some editing.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

... OK - I'm not getting that one. But I'm sure I'll feel stupid when you tell me...

Bee Gees - Night Fever

 

[Lichen2CU]

Bee Gees - Night Fever

Ahhh...

 

[Lichen2CU]

“Whoaa we’re half way there. Whoaa lemon on a pear. Take my ham we’ll bake it I swear”

Bon Jovi - Living on a Prayer

And - to this one you could add:

"we've gotta hold on to what we've got...

it doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not"

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

“That’s pee in the corner..that’s pee in the spotlight”

R.E.M. - Losing my religion

 

[Lichen2CU]

“That’s pee in the corner..that’s pee in the spotlight”

R.E.M. - Losing my religion

Crucial listening for watersports fans...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Wow... this may be too much fun for a Saturday...

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Wow... this may be too much fun for a Saturday...

I’m going through my playlists listening to the lyrics

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

“she was a fax machine she kept her modem clean”

AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Ok - I'm heading to make lunch for us... But - I'll look forward to more lyrical perversions when I check back...

 

[Lichen2CU]

“she was a fax machine she kept her modem clean”

AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long!

Oh!!! That's a great one...

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

“Blinded by the light wrapped up like a douche another roamer in the night”

Mannfred Mann - Blinded by the light

 

[Lichen2CU]

*Public Service Announcement*

After intense negotiations with the Board of Dickstractors and numerous in-depth focus groups with cock holders, the decision has been made to allow Lyrical Perversion as a sub-genre of "Dad Jokes" here in this forum.

I'll start:

"She's a good girl... she loves her llama

loves Cheezits and aspargus too..."

Tom Petty "Free Falling"

You're welcome.

Just reposting this so that anyone stopping by can see what the f*** is going on around here...

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

“I gave into the fire. I know I should have farted. At least I’m being honest”

Ariana Grande - One last time

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

“I feel it in my bones enough to make my sister moan”

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Okay last one tonight…

“Bald headed woman, four legged woman two knees”

The Bee Gees - More Than a Woman

 

[Jjlali]

I cooked my friend dinner but forgot to invite him. It was a missed Steak

 

[jonnoback]

What's the best place to save your dad jokes for recycling? In a dadda-base.

 

[jonnoback]

I've got a new pen that can write under water. It can write other words too. Hopefully they won't get rejected.

 

[jonnoback]

Where do rainbows go when they've been bad? To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they've done.

 

[jonnoback]

Last one. Honestly.

Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

“Nobody gets too much hair in their armpits, much harder to comb”

The Bee Gees - Too Much Heaven

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

What state is known for its small drinks?
Minnesota