Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[BeautifulShadows18]

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs $2.50…
You want to know why?

Inflation

 

[Lichen2CU]

What state is known for its small drinks?
Minnesota

 

[Lichen2CU]

Something in the way she moves...

attracts me like no other udder...

"Something". The Beatles

 

[Lichen2CU]

What's love but a second hand with lotion

"What's love got to do with it" Tina Turner

 

[Shygentleman2]

What do you call a Frenchman who had been attacked by a cat ? Claude.

 

[Shygentleman2]

You can't be angry with lazy people....

They haven't done anything.

 

[MerryeMikee]

I suggested to my wife that she should embrace her mistakes...

So she gave me a big hug.

 

[jonnoback]

I went to a silent auction. I won a dog whistle and two mimes.

 

[jonnoback]

I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

 

[jonnoback]

What are Samsung security guards called? Guardians of the Galaxy.

 

[jonnoback]

The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

 

[Wisconsin1965]

Best thread

 

[Lichen2CU]

Best thread

Can I assume this comes with a "major award". Perhaps a lamp stand that appears to be a woman's leg in a fishnet stocking??

 

[Shygentleman2]

"Fra-GEE-leh? It must be Italian!"

 

[Lichen2CU]

"Fra-GEE-leh? It must be Italian!"

Of course...

 

[Wisconsin1965]

Can I assume this comes with a "major award". Perhaps a lamp stand that appears to be a woman's leg in a fishnet stocking??

That would be sooooo cool

 

[Lichen2CU]

Mr. Spock's favorite classic rock song?

"Some people call me the space cowboy...

Some call me the Vulcan of love"

The Joker - Steve Miller Band

 

[Lichen2CU]

Mr. Spock's favorite classic rock song?

"Some people call me the space cowboy...

Some call me the Vulcan of love"

The Joker - Steve Miller Band

Greetings to Wisconsin and Kathy... Welcome to dad jokes...

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

“You watched me beat til I can’t breathe”

Shawn Mendes - Stitches

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

“Gloria don’t you think you farted”

Laura Flanagan - Gloria

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

“And maybe he stinks of pee but that’s alright by me”

Deniece Williams - Let’s Hear it for the boy

 

[Shygentleman2]

How do you wash the headgear for a horse?

With a bridle shower.

 

[Lichen2CU]

Just a reminder:

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• Jan 24, 2026

*Public Service Announcement*

After intense negotiations with the Board of Dickstractors and numerous in-depth focus groups with cock holders, the decision has been made to allow Lyrical Perversion as a sub-genre of "Dad Jokes" here in this forum.

 

[Lichen2CU]

"They'll fall down gagging someday...

for making us... fart"

The Pretenders - Back on the Chain Gang

 

[Lichen2CU]

"I've got two chickens in parrot ties..."

Eddie Money - Two Tickets to Paradise