Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[BeautifulShadows18]

Hmmm... it sounds as though you think that's a problem...

You’re going to make me post on the What made you smile today thread

 

[Lichen2CU]

Seriously - it has been a while. I hope that nothing untoward happened in your life...

 

[Lichen2CU]

My life has been normal... well, no, that's not right. I'm not sure that's ever been right...

 

[hugh_jarce69]

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?


Asif Eyecare

 

[hugh_jarce69]

What do you called Sikh at a karaoke?

Gedupta Singh

 

[CuriousRick]

You would think after all the Jurassic Park movies scientists would learn!! A lab recently tried to combine the DNA of a crab and a cheetah. Things went sideways fast!!!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Why are dogs always digging?

(They're barkeologists... )

 

[MerryeMikee]

Can I tell you a joke about a broken pencil?

Oh, never mind, it's pointless.

 

[Lichen2CU]

*Public Service Announcement*

After intense negotiations with the Board of Dickstractors and numerous in-depth focus groups with cock holders, the decision has been made to allow Lyrical Perversion as a sub-genre of "Dad Jokes" here in this forum.

I'll start:

"She's a good girl... she loves her llama

loves Cheezits and aspargus too..."

Tom Petty "Free Falling"

You're welcome.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

*Public Service Announcement*

After intense negotiations with the Board of Dickstractors and numerous in-depth focus groups with stock holders, the decision has been made to allow Lyrical Perversion as a sub-genre of "Dad Jokes" here in this forum.

I'll start:

"She's a good girl... she loves her llama

loves Cheezits and aspargus too..."

You're welcome.

Now I have to find my thinking

 

[Lichen2CU]

"Don't go around tonight...

Well, it's bound to make you wipe...

There's a bathroom on the right"

Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising"

 

[Lichen2CU]

"Oh come, oh come, Emanuel..."

This one perverts itself...

I don't know... some church Xmas song...

 

[Lichen2CU]

"Yes, and how many times can a man turn his head
and pretend that he just doesn't see?

The answer my friend is blowing out your end
The answer is blowing out your end."

Bob Dylan "Blowing in the Wind"

 

[Lichen2CU]

"I got my first real sex dream

Thought it was about the time

Played it till my dinger bled

It was the summer of 69"

Bryan Adams "Summer of '69"

 

[Lichen2CU]

"Actin' funny but I don't why

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy"

Jimmi Hendrix "Purple Haze"

 

[Lichen2CU]

"When I say softly, slowly...

Hold me closer Tony Danza..."

Elton John "Tiny Dancer"

 

[Lichen2CU]

"You got mud on your face

You big disgrace

Kicking your cat all over the place"

Queen "We Will Rock You"

 

[Lichen2CU]

"Oh no, I've said too much...
I set it up

Let's pee in the corner

Let's pee in the spotlight..."

REM "Losing My Religion"

 

[Lichen2CU]

"Pick up the phone -

I'm here alone

Or make a social call...

Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep..."

AC/DC "Dirty Deeds (Done dirt cheap)"

 

[Lichen2CU]

"Well, since she put me down there's been owls puking in my bed

I come in late at night and in the morning I just lay in bed"

The Beach Boys "Help Me Rhonda"

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

“No I can’t forget the semen…on your face as you were leaving.
But I guess that’s just the way the story goes..”

Mariah Carey - Without You

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

“Whoaa we’re half way there. Whoaa lemon on a pear. Take my ham we’ll bake it I swear”

Bon Jovi - Living on a Prayer

 

[Lichen2CU]

“No I can’t forget the semen…on your face as you were leaving.
But I guess that’s just the way the story goes..”

Oh yeah! You ARE good at this...

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

“I got hair in my butt. I can’t hide it if I’m walking. I can pull it in the dark, if you want it”

Bee Gees - Night Fever

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Oh yeah! You ARE good at this...

Thank you!! I have a weird mind…Should we add the artist and song below?!