Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Shygentleman2]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says " hey, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?". The pirate says" aargh, it's driving
Me nuts"

 

[Lichen2CU]

Why did the conspiracy theorist "pull his story out of his ass"?

(He had been anal-izing the data... )

 

[LoneMilf]

Why did the conspiracy theorist "pull his story out of his ass"?

(He had been re-anal-izing the data... )

Works better without the 're'

 

[Lichen2CU]

Works better without the 're'

Thanks - good suggestion... . Done. Hi... and welcome to dad jokes...

 

[LoneMilf]

Thanks - good suggestion... . Done. Hi... and welcome to dad jokes...

Thanks. I've been here from the start - just lurking

 

[Lichen2CU]

Thanks. I've been here from the start - just lurking

Oh - even better. Thank you for making your presence clear...

 

[Shygentleman2]

Thanks. I've been here from the start - just lurking

Hopefully you're enjoying our antics!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Dog-gy don't like it...

Rockin' the cat spa, rockin' the cat spa

The Clash - "Rock the Casbah"

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

“ I know that pizza goes with broccoli”

Ozzy - Crazy Train

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

“You need coolant, baby I’m not fooling”

Led Zeppelin- Whole Lotta Love

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

“When I’ve shown you that I just don’t care, throwing butt juice in the air”

Sheryl Crow - Strong Enough

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

“I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch this guy”

R Kelly - I believe I can fly

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

“You need coolant, baby I’m not fooling”

Led Zeppelin- Whole Lotta Love

“When I’ve shown you that I just don’t care, throwing butt juice in the air”

Sheryl Crow - Strong Enough

“I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch this guy”

R Kelly - I believe I can fly

This is the weirdest karaoke shit I have ever seen.
I think hooked on fonics phucked you up...

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

“Later we’ll have some fuckin pie and do some caroling”

Brenda Lee - Rockin Around the Christmas Tree

 

[LoneMilf]

Hopefully you're enjoying our antics!

I am - although I'm not a fan of the new 'lyric perversion' entries. And there are so many of them

 

[Rascal69]

it does get old fast

 

[Lichen2CU]

This is the weirdest karaoke shit I have ever seen.
I think hooked on fonics phucked you up...

You're welcome...

 

[Lichen2CU]

I am - although I'm not a fan of the new 'lyric perversion' entries. And there are so many of them

Sorry you don't like these... I'm just a life-long fan of lyrical perversion. Well... maybe I should stop at "perversion"...

 

[Lichen2CU]

it does get old fast

Regular old dad jokes are still welcome, of course... feel free to post some!

 

[Lichen2CU]

She will fry
She will fry
She will fry

Propane

Eric Clapton - "Cocaine"

 

[Lichen2CU]

It's not fair...

to deny me

The cross-eyed bear that you gave me

Alanis Morisette - "You Oughta Know"

 

[Deadbed1968]

She will fry
She will fry
She will fry

Propane

Eric Clapton - "Cocaine"

That would be an excellent Weird Al song!

 

[Deadbed1968]

‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix

 

[CuriousRick]

I just bought a new 90" tv from Facebook marketplace. It was only $5 but the volume is stuck on max. It was an offer I can't turn down

 

[Shygentleman2]

I am - although I'm not a fan of the new 'lyric perversion' entries. And there are so many of them

Not really my cup of tea either. I'm more in the classical dad joke corner.