Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"
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BeautifulShadows18
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Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
They lactose
They lactose
BeautifulShadows18
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Why shouldn’t you use “beef stew” as a computer password?
It’s not stroganoff
It’s not stroganoff
Midnight_Voyager26
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Why did the boss call the secretary to the printer room?
To help her get a toner ass
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To help her get a toner ass
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MerryeMikee
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How about ..
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
Shygentleman2
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Late one night, a guy is speeding down an empty road. A cop sees him fly past, gives chase, and pulls him over.
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The cop walks up and asks, “Sir, are you aware of how fast you were going?”
“Yes,” the man says. “I was trying to escape a robbery I was involved in.”
The cop raises an eyebrow. “Were you the one being robbed?”
“Oh no,” the man replies casually. “I committed the robbery. I was escaping.”
Now the cop is stunned. “So you’re telling me you were speeding and you committed a robbery?”
“Yes,” the man says calmly. “All the loot is in the trunk.”
The cop reaches for the keys. “Sir, you’re coming with me.”
“Don’t do that!” the man shouts. “I’m afraid that you’ll find the loaded gun in my glove compartment!”
The cop jerks his hand back, retreats to his cruiser, and calls for backup.
Within minutes, police cars surround the area, helicopters hover overhead. The man is dragged out, handcuffed, and marched toward a squad car.
Just before they put him in, another officer says, pointing to the original cop, “Sir, this officer says you committed a robbery, had stolen loot in your trunk, and a loaded gun in your glove compartment. But we didn’t find any of that.”
The man sighs and says, “Yeah, and I bet that liar told you I was speeding too!”
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The cop walks up and asks, “Sir, are you aware of how fast you were going?”
“Yes,” the man says. “I was trying to escape a robbery I was involved in.”
The cop raises an eyebrow. “Were you the one being robbed?”
“Oh no,” the man replies casually. “I committed the robbery. I was escaping.”
Now the cop is stunned. “So you’re telling me you were speeding and you committed a robbery?”
“Yes,” the man says calmly. “All the loot is in the trunk.”
The cop reaches for the keys. “Sir, you’re coming with me.”
“Don’t do that!” the man shouts. “I’m afraid that you’ll find the loaded gun in my glove compartment!”
The cop jerks his hand back, retreats to his cruiser, and calls for backup.
Within minutes, police cars surround the area, helicopters hover overhead. The man is dragged out, handcuffed, and marched toward a squad car.
Just before they put him in, another officer says, pointing to the original cop, “Sir, this officer says you committed a robbery, had stolen loot in your trunk, and a loaded gun in your glove compartment. But we didn’t find any of that.”
The man sighs and says, “Yeah, and I bet that liar told you I was speeding too!”
Lichen2CU
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Thank you... we like laughing around here...Lol this is some funny shit.Personal ad turns into a joke thread. Sorry couldn't help but state the obvious.
LoneMilf
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Laughter is the best aphrodisiacThank you... we like laughing around here...
Treeview
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Hehehe...hahaha...yuckyuckyuck!!!!Laughter is the best aphrodisiac
Lichen2CU
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Excellent perspective....Laughter is the best aphrodisiac
Shygentleman2
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It truly is. It's a fun feeling to sit around and enjoy the company of the other person!Laughter is the best aphrodisiac
Shygentleman2
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame, they will never meet!
It’s a shame, they will never meet!
BeautifulShadows18
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BeautifulShadows18
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I do, but I’m not sure what it is
I like when people have something other than the initial!
BeautifulShadows18
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Well, I appreciate your restraintIt is the sexual reproductive structure of a lichen. Far less "in your face" than a penis...
BeautifulShadows18
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I like subtletyI decided to go for "subtlety"...
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