Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Lichen2CU]

Thanks,,,

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Thanks,,,

Not watching the game? We finally have a game!

 

[Lichen2CU]

So... I walked almost 8 miles today... I'm pretty wiped out...

 

[Lichen2CU]

There's a game?

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

So... I walked almost 8 miles today... I'm pretty wiped out...

For fun?!

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

There's a game?

Haha, it became a game late in the 3rd quarter….

 

[Lichen2CU]

Well... yes. More of a "life style choice". I was hunting...

 

[Lichen2CU]

I'm not a football fan - but I respect your life choices as well...

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Well... yes. More of a "life style choice". I was hunting...

Hunting for?

 

[Lichen2CU]

Today I was mentoring a younger person on their first ever rabbit hunt. No rabbits were harmed.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

I'm not a football fan - but I respect your life choices as well...

I actually feel that my team needs me! I’m going to go scream at the TV like they can hear me calling plays, or rather my colorful language

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Today I was mentoring a younger person on their first ever rabbit hunt. No rabbits were harmed.

I have a couple pet rabbits..
And if I’m being honest…they are ferocious creatures

 

[Lichen2CU]

Well - keep up the play calling.... I'm headed to the medicine cabinet for drugs and then to bed - but very nice to see you...

 

[Lichen2CU]

I have a couple pet rabbits..
And if I’m being honest…they are ferocious creatures

They can be aggressive....

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Well - keep up the play calling.... I'm headed to the medicine cabinet for drugs and then to bed - but very nice to see you...

Nice to see you too! Hope you have some good drugs

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

They can be aggressive....

Vicious!!

 

[LoneMilf]

I have a couple pet rabbits..
And if I’m being honest…they are ferocious creatures

Vicious!!

Are they from Caerbannog by any chance?

(watch from the 2-minute mark for the impatient)

 

[Jjlali]

Whats a clocks favourite Time?
Hands down it’s 6:30.

 

[Lichen2CU]

How did the party girl find her way home after the watersports orgy?

(She used her cumpiss... )

 

[Lichen2CU]

Official name for people who waste your time?

("Clocksucker",,, )

 

[Lichen2CU]

Take me down to pothole city

Where my rim got bent...

And the roads are shitty

Guns N' Roses - "Paradise City"