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You're dating yourself...thebullet said:
But since there is a whole generation that haven't heard elephant jokes (from early 60's!)
Hear about the elephant with diarrhea?
It's all over town.
One-liners. Okay--two, tops.
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But since there is a whole generation that haven't heard elephant jokes (from early 60's!)
Hear about the elephant with diarrhea?
It's all over town.
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Sure am. Someone wrote in my hs yearbook: 'quit picking on Helen Keller'
I'll go farther back:
Mommy, Mommy, I hate this tomato juice!
Shut up and drink it before it clots!
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What's Black and white; and black and white; and black and white and black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill.
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And my all time favorite 10th grade one liner:
Call off the religion, they found the body
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Ted-E-Bare said:
Shit Ted, how old are you?
I thought we were about the same age
ya know
immature..lol
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joeys-game said:
I'm a 23 year old trapped in a body from the mid-twentieth century.
Christmas is cancelled-Joseph confessed.thebullet said:
Why wasn't Jesus born in Italy? No virgins.
Why wasn't Jesur born in Poland? Couldn't find three wisemen.
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Honey123 said:
So what's your excuse?
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Honey123 said:
Works for me.
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Honey123 said:Oh, Rob...you have no idea...
OK I may be dating myself but I just had a flash of Honey as Mary Tyler Moore in the Dick Van Dyke show.... and got a chubby from the thought too.
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Honey123 said:
When I was young and watched it I liked the way he tripped over everything. When I was in my teens and watched it I loved the way Laura (Mary) moved. My love for dancers started with her and has only blossomed since.
Not sure what his name menas but so long as I get those feelings of "damn she moves great!" he can call himself "Big Wiggly COCK that makes buffalos jealous of the dykes, queers, straights, leather freaks, perverts weirdos and assorted other twisted minds" and I'd still watch .
Heck if the show was called "The Big Wiggly COCK that makes buffalos jealous of the dykes, queers, straights, leather freaks, perverts, weirdos and assorted other twisted minds Show" I'd probably watch it more.
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screw PC
A negro falls into a well 'by accident' and then hears a voice, "Boy, are you alive?"
"Yes," he replies.
The end of a rope falls into the well, "Here, put this rope 'round your neck and we'll pull you out!"
Like I said
A negro falls into a well 'by accident' and then hears a voice, "Boy, are you alive?"
"Yes," he replies.
The end of a rope falls into the well, "Here, put this rope 'round your neck and we'll pull you out!"
Like I said
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SummerMorning said:
Ah Fuck dude..that is just so 'not okay'
redeem yourself..pull the fuckin post
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Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:
Think you can get me off?
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:
Think you can get me off?
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joeys-game said:
Whereas I read it as a redneck joke. That is to say, the ones being made fun of were the white folk.
Edited to say Klan joke? whatever. Every one knows how stupid they are.
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My favorite incredibly dumb ones...
What's black and white and can't get through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head.
What's green, has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A pool table.
What's green and has four wheels?
Grass. I was lying about the wheels.
What do vegetarian dingoes eat?
Cabbage Patch Kids.
What's black and white and can't get through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head.
What's green, has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A pool table.
What's green and has four wheels?
Grass. I was lying about the wheels.
What do vegetarian dingoes eat?
Cabbage Patch Kids.
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Boota said:
*LOL*
What's Black and White and red all over?
A penguin with a suntan
OR
A newspaper.
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gauchecritic said:
I know what your sayin man but i had to say somethin..just pisses me off!
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joeys-game said:
And who do you think it disses? The fellow being pushed into the well, or the fellow doing the pushing?
To me it disses the pusher.
[and like I said - pol-incorrect]
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SummerMorning said:
i guess it just implies somethin thats not cool!
there are millions of jokes out there, why post that one..?
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This is my favorite joke, but when I tell it I always get the timing wrong, or rather someone's always too quick and blurts out the punchline after 1 second. Happily in writing, you're responsible for your own timing:
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
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