One-liners. Okay--two, tops.

[TheEarl]

Dadaism at its best

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?




































































"Robin, get in the car."

The Earl

 

[SummerMorning]

i guess it just implies somethin thats not cool!

there are millions of jokes out there, why post that one..?

Why not post it? It reflects a genuine state of eurocentric culture. We can't deny that - ugly tho it is.

OK - a nice joke (I'll try):

...

I couldn't do it.

 

[joeys-game]

Whats red and green and spins?
Kermit in a blender.

 

[Honey123]

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

----


What's wrinkled and smells like ginger?



Fred Astaire's face....

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't:

10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:

Think you can get me off?

Gee honey, of course I can get you off - just as long as you are really open for the deposition. Open wide now.

 

[Honey123]

Gee honey, of course I can get you off - just as long as you are really open for the deposition. Open wide now.

So long as you don't think it's a long shot....

 

[elfin_odalisque]

What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common/

They can both smell it but they can't taste it.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

So long as you don't think it's a long shot....

Let me be the judge of that. Do you want to cum clean?

 

[Honey123]

Let me be the judge of that. Do you want to cum clean?

I personally think I have a good chance of getting off...how 'bout you?

 

[thebullet]

Mommy, Mommy I don't like running around in circles

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I personally think I have a good chance of getting off...how 'bout you?

Sure, babes, as long as you don't hide anything from me.

 

[Honey123]

Sure, babes, as long as you don't hide anything from me.

It's all in my briefs...

 

[Honey123]

What is Helen Kelleher's deaf dog's name?

What difference does it make, it's not like he can hear her anyway....

 

[elfin_odalisque]

It's all in my briefs...

So, you want to make a clean breast of it then?

 

[Honey123]

So, you want to make a clean breast of it then?

Well, if you take me to the side-bar, perhaps we can talk...

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Well, if you take me to the side-bar, perhaps we can talk...

Well, only if you can lose your briefs for a while. Can you slip them off?

 

[Honey123]

Well, only if you can lose your briefs for a while. Can you slip them off?

and where would I put them?

 

[elfin_odalisque]

and where would I put them?

The side-bar would be a good start. If you've got the balls!

 

[Honey123]

The side-bar would be a good start. If you've got the balls!

Are we playing golf now?? Do you have a big enough putter?

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Are we playing golf now?? Do you have a big enough putter?

Definitely not! It is important that the holes are not obscured by man-made obstructions.

 

[Honey123]

Definitely not! It is important that the holes are not obscured by man-made obstructions.

except if they vibrate....

since neither one of us has "balls", perhaps mud wrestling is in order

 

[Guest]

A man was walking down the street in San Francisco when he saw another man lying in the street next the curb. "Are you hurt? Should I go for help?"

'No. I just found this parking space, and sent my wife to buy a car."

 

[elfin_odalisque]

except if they vibrate....

since neither one of us has "balls", perhaps mud wrestling is in order

You feel one-on-one contact would get us up close and personal? As your advisor I recommend baring yourself to the court.

 

[Honey123]

You feel one-on-one contact would get us up close and personal? As your advisor I recommend baring yourself to the court.

bare or bar?

 

[gauchecritic]

I was at the shop today and bought a pack of batteries... but they weren't included.