Out Boast the Poster Above You

[lindi_85]

Pfft that’s nothing, my peach is rotten.

Wait… I don’t think I did that ripe

 

[Pad_Foot]

A rotten peach is close to peach schnapps, so I’ll be your official taster until I deem your peach has become too addictive

 

[Jodaily]

Iyiyiyi, too much schnapps for pad_foot!
Had to stop drinking schnapps, woke up naked in the front yard too often. My neighbor started complaining. His wife didn’t.

 

[Hotcoffee123]

By mountains, did you mean my boobs?

 

[Jodaily]

By mountains, did you mean my boobs?

Absolutely! And by magnificent you were talking about my cock right?

 

[BDA73]

It seems to be a woman pleasure but when talking magnificent you were describing the orgams I give to my wife

 

[Wand3rlust]

Or was it the orgasms I give your wife..

 

[MrPimms]

I wrote the book ‘Side Eye Orgasms: Eye Rolled” … number one Patreon: Wand3r

(Do you want the third edition signed too?)

 

[Jodaily]

I was the man 50 shades of grey was modeled around.

 

[Petereater]

I was the man 50 shades of grey was modeled around.

And I was your dominatrix

 

[Jodaily]

And I was your dominatrix

And as your sub I was actually in charge.

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

And as your sub I was actually in charge.

I actually charge Doms for my submission.

 

[Baztrachian]

I make doms submit to me.

 

[Jodaily]

I don’t have to charge my doms, they gladly give me all they have.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I pimp your doms out

 

[Jodaily]

My doms have pimped your whole family out. Made a bundle, especially for your sibs.

 

[Photog1rl]

I don’t have to pimp anyone out my subs have made me a multimillionaire.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Your subs bring me subs when I am peckish!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Your subs bring me subs when I am peckish!

Cannibal!

 

[Jodaily]

Ahhh, you’re all full of bull. I ate all your doms and subs for breakfast. A little sticky, but an interesting flavor palette.

 

[Sunlover102]

My farts smell better than your farts.

 

[Jodaily]

My cock is so long I have to wear the next longer pair of pants to keep the head from dragging on the ground.

 

[Xxllrs69xx]

My sucking action is so powerful that I can lift you off the floor by simply attaching only my mouth to your pussy.

 

[Man4mystery]

My nipples are so hard I can cut glass and iron

 

[Deadbed1968]

It only takes me 30 seconds to cook minute rice.