Out Boast the Poster Above You

[Coyote100]

I always catch the roadrunner, but let him go free because he is so cute.

 

[SusanHoward]

My Acme toys NEVER explode.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Then my factory's putting out defective merchandise. I apologize, @SusanHoward - we'll make the bang up to you.

 

[SusanHoward]

…and not just a little "Boom!" at the bottom of some arroyo.

 

[Graybear1826]

The *BOOM* you get from my "product" will make your sign read "AGAIN PLEASE?"

Or not...I'm an optimist.