Pathfinder: OOC

[emipet]

...• I will never refuse a challenge from an equal. I will give honor to worthy enemies, and contempt to the rest.

Okay... I am not sure but when would say a kid, in a fit of righteous wrath (OOOOH! I sound so medieval!) Waving his knife at You in a threatening fashion to duel You for a resonable ideal (say ala Inago Montoya-esque Reasonable ideal), would that be grounds for refusal or just thwacking said kid with the side of Your sword?

 

[jack80]

Hhhmmmm, so I killed this kids Father because he was doing something evil?

Well the kid wouldn't be an "equal" per say. There would be no honor in even hurting him, but if he wouldn't let up, I would have to find a way to disarm him and might have to get a bit rough in having him back away.

But I would see Kenrick as "almost" NEVER being in this situation... but knowing our dear DM, emipet, you just gave him an idea.

 

[emipet]

ooops. Sorry. HEY! if he's a good GM, HE already thought of it...

 

[jack80]

The people of Lastwall are in trouble my good people. Our diligent pursuit to watch over the imprisoned Whispering Tyrant has been our sole goal for as long as we have existed.

But the undead of undead horrors of Ustalav and the orcish horde besiege us, and we need help. Our numbers are not infinite. We seek the able bodied and strong of mind to help us keep the horror of Gallowspire to never rise again.

I am a Paladin of Imoedae. I have come to Sandpoint to seek recruits for Lastwall warriors. Imoedae, The Inheritor, guides us always. We will never back from our duties. We will Stand firm in our guard!

People of Sandpoint I ask you. Will you help us in our honorable quest! For if you do not, then the terror of the Lich-King Tar-Baphon shall once again darken our lands!

 

[Dramaticflare]

I preserve my response to the game itself.
As for arriving in Sandpoint, I say I took various jobs shooting lightning for caravans. "Have Talons will travel."

 

[cmky]

I will not tarnish her glory through base actions.
I will be temperate in my actions and moderate in my behavior. I will strive to emulate Iomedae's perfection.

These two in particular will be fun to roleplay...

 

[jack80]

I am going to need a dm ruling on what a base action is

 

[cmky]

What's wrong, Jack? Nervous?

 

[jack80]

*sprang't look at you...* no... Me, I am full of confidence lots and lots of.....con... Did... Dence

 

[cmky]

Ha! Suspicion confirmed!

 

[missfangbanger]

sorry haven't been talking much...

*forward rolls in* evening all...sorry been catching up on whats been said.. and swear to the 6thgod i have no idea what some of it meant but hey shit happens
*smiles blushing*

hmm i think i may be in sandpoint to.....aquire (rob and cheat money in other words) money and ways to go back prepared to kill my evil uncle... that is as much as i can figure but i will be haunting the pubs and inns *hides the whisky in my cloak* but i don't have a problem or anything *giggles and grins*

 

[Rysil]

But I would see Kenrick as "almost" NEVER being in this situation... but knowing our dear DM, emipet, you just gave him an idea.

Ideas are like viruses, once they take hold, they can spread like wildfire.

I have this feverish dream where this Paladin was captured by this ruthless noble. And in an attempt to save his own life said paladin slew the noble in front of the nobles 6 year old son.

Sad story, really. The poor Paladin spends great efforts and even ends up in service to the boy as his sovereign, all in an effort to assuage his own guilt for killing the ruthless noble in front of his own son. but in the end he meets this super sexxxy ex-stripper cleric and he has fun for awhile before he dies alone on the end of the noblemans sword.

Just an Idea I had. Thought you might enjoy

I am going to put up the opening thread for the introduction to Sandpoint very soon. I am actually working on it now. Because we all have very clear ideas of what we have and who are characters are, this will be a chance for the party to assemble, and interact. The opening of the adventure will be combat, but what I would like is for all of you get into town and try to interact with each other. I will throw in the cliche bar fight if I have to, but I would rather not.

I would like to see posting like this:

One person states in a story post where they are and what they are doing. As this could cause multiple scenes at multiple locations please quote the post you are interacting with. I know this is confusing, but its more for you players to get in and interact, before the initial encounter that draws and solidifies the heroes together.

ok that being said. I will never post more than the link to the OOC thread link and any connecting threads in any story thread. As we get more threads I will add the links to those at the top so they stay connected.

Oh and for those of you giving Jack a hard time. Good luck, I have no sympathy for him. He chose to play a Paladin of all things in a group full of horny women. Dude that's like dangling steak in front of a hungry shark....woah...*light bulb* Jack you cheeky f-ing bastard. *Applauds Jack appreciatively* You my good man are a genius.

Oh and a "base action" is anything you do on base, so you have free reign to do what you....*whispers from off stage*

*Looks back at you sweating and wiping his forehead and stuttering*

"um...yeah...about....that base thing....not what I thought.....um I will have to...uuuh...talk to you in private." tugs at his collar "Is it hot in here?"

 

[cmky]

My understanding is that Ryogen is in the custody of the paladin, who is transporting her to trial. So I'll let him take the opening scene, and then take it from there. And by 'there' I mean promptly escape the custody of said paladin.

 

[Rysil]

And they're off!

Ok folks the new IC thread is up

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=802246

My understanding is that Ryogen is in the custody of the paladin, who is transporting her to trial. So I'll let him take the opening scene, and then take it from there. And by 'there' I mean promptly escape the custody of said paladin.

Sounds fine to me, I hope everyone will have fun

 

[jack80]

Yes, I am quite the genius... idiot.... moron... PLAY A PALADIN... have women flaunt themselves before you.

*smacks his head repeatedly against a wall*

And my mother wonders why she doesn't have any grandkids!

 

[emipet]

Yes, I am quite the genius... idiot.... moron... PLAY A PALADIN... have women flaunt themselves before you.

*smacks his head repeatedly against a wall*

And my mother wonders why she doesn't have any grandkids!

Um, I would suggest trying HARDER on the grandkids front? Whippeth about thine lance and sheath it verily into some willing damsel? Slaying the Evil Virginity many times wouldest commence at least one grandchilde for thine mother...


*giggle*

 

[Rysil]

Um, I would suggest trying HARDER on the grandkids front? Whippeth about thine lance and sheath it verily into some willing damsel? Slaying the Evil Virginity many times wouldest commence at least one grandchilde for thine mother...


*giggle*

OMFG!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!! DUDE!!! Jack omg!

Ok, but seriously, she's right. Start sheathing that lance.

On the bright side, the church of the 6th god allows for free sheathing, at random, for thine pleasure. Oh, and hers of course. There will be no raping, pillaging, or plundering of modest virtue...but hookers are fair game. Hey if this sounds like your kinda god? C'mon over to the church of the 6th god! (Brought to you by Good Faith Inc. of the 6th god)

But Jack I look forward to the awkwardness that will ensue, and I'll pray for yer mum.

 

[jack80]

can... I... like... just fall and be a blackguard now?! Wicked thoughts are running though my head because of a sensual bard and teasing cleric!

... I think they need a good spanking.

 

[emipet]

can... I... like... just fall and be a blackguard now?! Wicked thoughts are running though my head because of a sensual bard and teasing cleric!

... I think they need a good spanking.

*giggle* I LOVE a good spanking! Spank me! Spank me! *wiggles ass cutely*

 

[Dramaticflare]

And if you're one of them who likes to play with electricity too, Emipet, my half elf is a walking tazer.
*secretly starts doodling anti-6th god graffitti*

 

[Rysil]

And if you're one of them who likes to play with electricity too, Emipet, my half elf is a walking tazer.
*secretly starts doodling anti-6th god graffiti*

*assigns a permanent invisible stalker to follow behind Fulgarn to erase Graffiti*

watch that graffiti Mr. we don't tolerate defacin in these here parts.


I have news. I am posting here because this concerns mostly those here. The Cosmos has decided my ass is worth saving one more time. Don't ask me why, but apparently I get 5 chances. This woman I shall call only Swan, has mesmerized me pretty well. Well enough in fact that when she asked for my undying monogamous love I said yes. That is not to say a legal contract is in the future, and frankly I am appalled you sick puppies would even think such things....yet. But in the interest of one last shot in the dark, I have agreed. If you are here for my ego and my penis, sorry my ego will have to do, and besides...it's way bigger.

If any of you have found yourself outside a relationship and thinking that you need a break, when all you have done is try to chase down the next "One" for the last 16 years, and then the cosmos slaps you in the kiester and says, "How would you like something awesome?". Yeah I don't know either. I can tell you that after 4 different women that have left me with a taste in my mouth somewhere between four day old morning breath after gargling vodka for 18 straight hours (This isn't pretty), and bobbit's cock after being in the field a few more days. Yeah women generally suck me dry and when my penis and wallet are empty they find the next "Mr.Right in my cunt". So to say my track record is checkered? A lot like saying it's dark at night. But Swan is everything I didn't know existed. I had no idea women came packaged like her. So I am gonna play sucker one more time. If it's worth having it's worth working for. Maybe I am living insanity, but it beats dying.

 

[missfangbanger]

*assigns a permanent invisible stalker to follow behind Fulgarn to erase Graffiti*

watch that graffiti Mr. we don't tolerate defacin in these here parts.


I have news. I am posting here because this concerns mostly those here. The Cosmos has decided my ass is worth saving one more time. Don't ask me why, but apparently I get 5 chances. This woman I shall call only Swan, has mesmerized me pretty well. Well enough in fact that when she asked for my undying monogamous love I said yes. That is not to say a legal contract is in the future, and frankly I am appalled you sick puppies would even think such things....yet. But in the interest of one last shot in the dark, I have agreed. If you are here for my ego and my penis, sorry my ego will have to do, and besides...it's way bigger.

If any of you have found yourself outside a relationship and thinking that you need a break, when all you have done is try to chase down the next "One" for the last 16 years, and then the cosmos slaps you in the kiester and says, "How would you like something awesome?". Yeah I don't know either. I can tell you that after 4 different women that have left me with a taste in my mouth somewhere between four day old morning breath after gargling vodka for 18 straight hours (This isn't pretty), and bobbit's cock after being in the field a few more days. Yeah women generally suck me dry and when my penis and wallet are empty they find the next "Mr.Right in my cunt". So to say my track record is checkered? A lot like saying it's dark at night. But Swan is everything I didn't know existed. I had no idea women came packaged like her. So I am gonna play sucker one more time. If it's worth having it's worth working for. Maybe I am living insanity, but it beats dying.

I'm glad you've found someone *gives you big cuddle and grins* hope it all goes well or I'll be after swan in a rogue costume and have a dagger ready.

 

[Dramaticflare]

*casts "truesight" on himself and kills the stalker. Goes back to the graffitti.* this is out of character, so following Fulguran didn't help you anyway.

Congratulations. You almost convinced my black, twisted little heart that true love exists again. Almost. But I'm happy for you, even though I don't really care for either your penis or your ego; I have my own compensati-wait. Can't be that honest.
Um.
I find in 4e I've only done my job right when I dance on the line of tpk, and no I'm not deliberately changing the subject as a defensive action.

Edit: how do we want to run skills, Rysil? I've got perception training but It's not great. I wannt to notice what MFB's character Rose has been up to on those purse strings, and generally add to amusing mayhem when I do.
Like quietly attempt to intimidate her for half of it. XD

 

[Ravenloft]

If you are here for my ego and my penis, sorry my ego will have to do, and besides...it's way bigger.

As long as I get to continue stroking your ego for bonus stats, xp and the occasional loot drop, I'll be happy! Swan can have your penis, as far as I can see, she's getting shafted on THIS deal.

Er... I mean... May the blessings of Rysil be upon you, for Rysil is the font from which all good things flow! Yea verily, four score and seven years ago!

...Yeah, I better stop while I still have a head.

 

[Rysil]

How do we want to run skills, Rysil? I've got perception training but It's not great. I wannt to notice what MFB's character Rose has been up to on those purse strings, and generally add to amusing mayhem when I do.
Like quietly attempt to intimidate her for half of it. XD

I have been thinking that, because basically what you two are doing is opposed PC to PC Perc vs Stealth, and then it would be intimidate vs, oh wait those skills don't work on PC's....only magic.

So that being said you would compare her Stealth(+6) vs your Perception(+4). This means she wins. in ties you look in this order for tie breaker: Ranks, Stat bonus, stat, additional modifiers. if it's still a tie then let the two players decide how it goes in pm's before posting. worst case...use a die roller.

So you can't try to pop her stealth, but I think the sheriff beat you to it, and unless you want to make her run screaming from you *Bites his godly tongue*I am going with no magic to aid thee in thy desires.

Oh and look to the fair innkeeper as she hath used her own bardic ways to seduce thine ear. She hath compelled thee quite adequately to give her thine name....so be a good boi and do as she says...hmmmmm!