Paul is such a handsome stud!

hubby comes home some nights after a few too many pints.... fumbles at the hall door to find the right key... drops keys... tries again.......door opens and he is flung into hall... forgets alarm code to switch alarm off. Tries a few times until he gets it!! Goes into kitchen.... opens and closes kitchen cupboards until he finds a glass (bang crash wallop!)... goes to fridge... is dazzled by fridge light... finds cold water. Stumbles up the stairs.... falls.... curses...... !!! Goes to bathroom to undress and brush teeth etc..... stubs toe on the bottom of the bed... curses again!!! Falls into bed, beer breath and snoring!!!!!!

And after all that... he STILL thinks I am asleep!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :rolleyes:
 
Oh and somewhere in all that he triesshhhh to shteellll me how mutchchhhh he llllluuuuvvvvvvves me!!!!!!! :rolleyes: :heart:
 
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