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[DeckardNYC]

Man dresses as woman who dresses as a man. More at 11:00.

Florida man arrested for trespassing after pitching tent in Forsyth Park and trying to pass himself of as a Georgian.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Tom: Hey Trisha, how many Deckards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trisha: I give up, Tom. How many?

Tom: We'll have to wait until after he finishes his nap, then take his gum away from him … you know, we may never actually find out.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Tom: Hey Trisha, how many Deckards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trisha: I give up, Tom. How many?

Tom: We'll have to wait until after he finishes his nap, then take his gum away from him … you know, we may never actually find out.

Holding this thread hostage. Lol

 

[Jada59]

Holding this thread hostage. Lol

She burned down the house.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Woman arrested for heckling participants of local dog and pony show. More after this.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Clarence J Brown unavailable for remake of classic film....

 

[kurrginatorX]

This just in: Man rebuilds world … out of grains of rice. More at 11:00.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Man arrested for stealing props from horror movie sets.

 

[jasonmason]

Man arrested for stealing props from horror movie sets.

Woman arrested for arson. News at 11

 

[kurrginatorX]

Tidy Bowl man resurfaces after twenty years. This and more tonight on Action News Live.

 

[MsLead]

Tidy Bowl man resurfaces after twenty years. This and more tonight on Action News Live.

The truck carrying his makeup delivery rolls over and splatters 39 pigs causing gender confusion at the troff... sp?

 

[Jada59]

The truck carrying his makeup delivery rolls over and splatters 39 pigs causing gender confusion at the troff... sp?

Caught doing semi-obscene things in a lingerie store.

 

[kurrginatorX]

She provided all the news stations with the highlight footage of all those semi-obscene things.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Bump.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Bump.

Florida man kills thread, authorities believe he is hiding in Georgia.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Florida man kills thread, authorities believe he is hiding in Georgia.

Threw a fit at the community party for orphans and gutted all the pinatas, all because Domino's forgot to deliver dipping sauce with the pizzas.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Threw a fit at the community party for orphans and gutted all the pinatas, all because Domino's forgot to deliver dipping sauce with the pizzas.

Woman arrested for striping naked in McDonald's and trying to have sex with an octogenarian; friends say they can't believe it as she was always so sweet.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Woman arrested for striping naked in McDonald's and trying to have sex with an octogenarian; friends say they can't believe it as she was always so sweet.

accidentally (perhaps) chopped down the state Christmas tree

 

[jp55665566]

Threw a fit at the community party for orphans and gutted all the pinatas, all because Domino's forgot to deliver dipping sauce with the pizzas.

Breaking News: Off-duty nurse suckles emotionally disturbed man on train. Witnesses reported he was "mumbling incoherently".

 

[DeckardNYC]

accidentally (perhaps) chopped down the state Christmas tree

Already has her holiday shopping done.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Already has her holiday shopping done.

Spray painted his user name on the African elephant at the Smithsonian

 

[DeckardNYC]

Spray painted his user name on the African elephant at the Smithsonian

She's already under contract with the Russian government to spread baseless lies during the election next year.

 

[MsLead]

She's already under contract with the Russian government to spread baseless lies during the election next year.

Decked the halls using his balls.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Decked the halls using his balls.

She painted the outside of a building using only her breasts as paint brushes.

 

[jp55665566]

She painted the outside of a building using only her breasts as paint brushes.

Exposed himself at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, after over-hearing a patron say how much she enjoyed showing off her Klimt.