Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news

[MsLead]

Hi-jacked a Starbucks truck Fast and Furious style and drove it to the Canadian border to open his own coffee cafe.

Three car pile up cuz he forgot to zip his suit....

 

[jasonmason]

Three car pile up cuz he forgot to zip his suit....

Caused a 50 pile up on the Interstate because of her cleavage

 

[HappyToBeAlive]

Caused a 50 pile up on the Interstate because of her cleavage

Stopped in the interstate to “help” a poor lady in the middle of a car pile up

 

[MsLead]

Stopped in the interstate to “help” a poor lady in the middle of a car pile up

"38 year old married man is just happy to be alive....more at 11."

 

[HappyToBeAlive]

"38 year old married man is just happy to be alive....more at 11."

“Lady in a small blue flowered nighty chasing around looking for happiness... more at 12!”

 

[MsLead]

“Lady in a small blue flowered nighty chasing around looking for happiness... more at 12!”

Makes woman laugh her ass literally off and then is disappointed.....

 

[kurrginatorX]

Assless woman is medical marvel. More at eleven.

 

[kurrginatorX]

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[kurrginatorX]

Trisha: What do you have for us tonight, Tom?

Tom: It appears that local boob Deckard was found with the following magazines in his possession, Trisha: Cute Little Kids, Naked Joey … Oh, this is terrible. Terrible, indeed.

Trisha: Wait Tom. I'm receiving a message from our producers that the magazines are about goats and kangaroos, respectively.

Tom (Looking directly into the camera): You may have gotten off this time, Deckard, but I've got my eye on you.

Trisha: Now, here's Arinda Wirrl on how to book your next vacation.

 

[MsLead]

Trisha: What do you have for us tonight, Tom?

Last minute reporting that this man appears to breathing life back into threads even as we speak. Unseen courage. Spectators cannot believe their eyes....let's speak with someone down front...Amelia? Who do you have for us?....

 

[kurrginatorX]

This just in: MsLead has been misled and missled back to her home on Mount Iwannahockaloogie. I am told that rap artist extraordinaire Snoop Dogg has validated this claim by saying that it is fa shizzle my nizzle.

 

[jasonmason]

MsLead was actually seen stopping traffic with only her cleavage

 

[kurrginatorX]

Man finally arrested for one breast reference too many. More at eleven.

 

[MsLead]

Man finally arrested for one breast reference too many. More at eleven.

Man arrested for jealous rage in Walmart after finding the cream sucked from his twinkies...pictures available on "people of walmart"

 

[kurrginatorX]

Man arrested for jealous rage in Walmart after finding the cream sucked from his twinkies...pictures available on "people of walmart"

Crazed woman on Granny-Tram mows down shoppers at Wal-Mart. More after this.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Crazed woman on Granny-Tram mows down shoppers at Wal-Mart. More after this.

Florida man arrested for dancing on cars in a tinker bell costume

 

[kurrginatorX]

Florida man arrested for dancing on cars in a tinker bell costume

Tom: Local boob Deckard reappeared after a two-week sabbatical. One unnamed source tells us he was actually in Guadalajara wrestling as … Oh, this is curious. He wore a mask with a nipple on top and called himself "The Boob." So much for originality. Now here's Stormy Daniels with today's PornView selection.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Florida man attacked on stage at The Moth by audience as his seemingly endless and pointless story approached two hours in length.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Florida man attacked on stage at The Moth by audience as his seemingly endless and pointless story approached two hours in length.

Deleted per request of Deckard.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Your post is sick and inappropriate. You should delete it.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Your post is sick and inappropriate. You should delete it.

He called me out on a sick and inappropriate post. In turn, I apologize. You're right. It was too far. It won't happen again. I hope this will not have a negative impact on future posts between us.

 

[kurrginatorX]

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[kurrginatorX]

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[bondagegirl007]

His hamster farm burned to the ground.

I almost hate myself at this point.

 

[kurrginatorX]

His hamster farm burned to the ground.

I almost hate myself at this point.

This just in: Girl with hamster fetish incarcerated after breaking and entering Harrell's Hamster Emporium and setting the little critters free.