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Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news

Trisha: Another day, another newscast, Tom.

Tom: Another day, another newscast, Tom, indeed, Trisha.

Trisha: What wonderful and exciting things await us tonight, Tom?

Tom: If by "wonderful and exciting" you mean "what is local boob Deckard up to lately," Trisha, the answer is this: In footage just released from this year's Halloween party, we can clearly see Deckard dressed as Jared Fogel, former Subway spokesperson and--"

Trisha: No, Tom! Tell me this is a lie.

Tom: I wish I could, Trisha. I invite our viewing audience to look on in horror, knowing that once they have seen it, they will never be able to unsee it.
 
kurrginatorX said:
Trisha: Another day, another newscast, Tom.

Tom: Another day, another newscast, Tom, indeed, Trisha.

Trisha: What wonderful and exciting things await us tonight, Tom?

Tom: If by "wonderful and exciting" you mean "what is local boob Deckard up to lately," Trisha, the answer is this: In footage just released from this year's Halloween party, we can clearly see Deckard dressed as Jared Fogel, former Subway spokesperson and--"

Trisha: No, Tom! Tell me this is a lie.

Tom: I wish I could, Trisha. I invite our viewing audience to look on in horror, knowing that once they have seen it, they will never be able to unsee it.
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WOW...JUST WOW...

OK, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY....
 
Trisha: Well, Tom, after that major Deckard fiasco, I hope we can continue with our broadcast.

Tom: Broadcast is the operative word, Trisha. It seems Literotica hottie MsLead was found exposing herself to the masses earlier tonight across several threads. Viewership was up, however, which made officials at Literotica turn a blind eye to the whole affair.

Trisha: More like a blind breast, wouldn't you say, Tom?

Tom: If we weren't on the air, Trisha, I'd say, "Show us more, MsLead," but since we are on the air, I can't say that at all. But again, if we weren't, I'd be all like, "Show-us-more! Show-us-more!"

Trisha: We get it, Tom. You want to see more.

Tom: I'm just saying, Trisha. If we weren't on the air, that's what I'd say. That's all. And now, how to keep your petals nice and pink with Rose Madder.
 
kurrginatorX said:
Trisha: Well, Tom, after that major Deckard fiasco, I hope we can continue with our broadcast.

Tom: Broadcast is the operative word, Trisha. It seems Literotica hottie MsLead was found exposing herself to the masses earlier tonight across several threads. Viewership was up, however, which made officials at Literotica turn a blind eye to the whole affair.

Trisha: More like a blind breast, wouldn't you say, Tom?

Tom: If we weren't on the air, Trisha, I'd say, "Show us more, MsLead," but since we are on the air, I can't say that at all. But again, if we weren't, I'd be all like, "Show-us-more! Show-us-more!"

Trisha: We get it, Tom. You want to see more.

Tom: I'm just saying, Trisha. If we weren't on the air, that's what I'd say. That's all. And now, how to keep your petals nice and pink with Rose Madder.
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Florida man. Enough said.
 
kurrginatorX said:
Trisha: Well, Tom, after that major Deckard fiasco, I hope we can continue with our broadcast.

Tom: Broadcast is the operative word, Trisha. It seems Literotica hottie MsLead was found exposing herself to the masses earlier tonight across several threads. Viewership was up, however, which made officials at Literotica turn a blind eye to the whole affair.

Trisha: More like a blind breast, wouldn't you say, Tom?

Tom: If we weren't on the air, Trisha, I'd say, "Show us more, MsLead," but since we are on the air, I can't say that at all. But again, if we weren't, I'd be all like, "Show-us-more! Show-us-more!"

Trisha: We get it, Tom. You want to see more.

Tom: I'm just saying, Trisha. If we weren't on the air, that's what I'd say. That's all. And now, how to keep your petals nice and pink with Rose Madder.
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He did a segment on egg pickling but thought they said brain pickling and well.....its newsworthy as you can see!:cattail:
 
MsLead said:
Kidnapped and held so his hair could be harvested and sold at a high price
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There's a big to do at the Moose Lodge. They are featuring a giant cake with a burlesque dancer who will pop out of it. Guess who? Yep!
 
Jada59 said:
There's a big to do at the Moose Lodge. They are featuring a giant cake with a burlesque dancer who will pop out of it. Guess who? Yep!
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Sparks a revolution of pink pussy hat wearers leading to the first female president of the usa
 
Romance Cover Model Turns to Wrestler Sues Amazon Claiming Kindle Ruined His Career - And Heaving Bodices.
 
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