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[DeckardNYC]

For cutting me, after I yell " get your ass back to bed "

He came forward and disclosed his real name is Kenneth, and he knows the frequency.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

He came forward and disclosed his real name is Kenneth, and he knows the frequency.

Wrote a cookbook and titled it “To Serve Man”
any chance you’re a fan of The Twilight Zone?

 

[VoraciousValue]

Wrote a new highly critical biography of Harry S Truman, referring to him as "a complete prick."

Wrote a cookbook and titled it “To Serve Man”
any chance you’re a fan of The Twilight Zone?

Are you referring to the Twilight Zone episode where Barbara Bel Geddes kills her husband with a leg of lamb, then cooks it and serves it to the police when they come round? That's just an awesome plot idea to me.

 

[mulehead61]

Wrote a new highly critical biography of Harry S Truman, referring to him as "a complete prick."



Are you referring to the Twilight Zone episode where Barbara Bel Geddes kills her husband with a leg of lamb, then cooks it and serves it to the police when they come round? That's just an awesome plot idea to me.

Stealing a cigar shipment from Cuba

 

[DeckardNYC]

Stealing a cigar shipment from Cuba

Leading march for democracy in Mulebania

 

[_valkyrie_]

In a blatant cases of mistaken identity, New York City man DeckardNYC saw himself confound for an anonymous Florida man who, keenly interested in getting tased, streaked through local airport in his underwear waiving nunchucks.

 

[DeckardNYC]

In a blatant cases of mistaken identity, New York City man DeckardNYC saw himself confound for an anonymous Florida man who, keenly interested in getting tased, streaked through local airport in his underwear waiving nunchucks.

She started running after the anonymous Florida Man screaming "I secretly love you" as she tore off her own clothes.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Are you referring to the Twilight Zone episode where Barbara Bel Geddes kills her husband with a leg of lamb, then cooks it and serves it to the police when they come round? That's just an awesome plot idea to me.

[She is referring to the episode starring Ted Cassidy who played Lurch on The Addams Family where aliens land and they have a book called "To Serve Man" which turns out to be a cookbook.]

Local boob Deckard was up to his old hijinks again today. It seems he bet someone he could place his wet penis against a flag pole and it could not stick. Authorities had to be called to the scene.

 

[DeckardNYC]

[She is referring to the episode starring Ted Cassidy who played Lurch on The Addams Family where aliens land and they have a book called "To Serve Man" which turns out to be a cookbook.]

Local boob Deckard was up to his old hijinks again today. It seems he bet someone he could place his wet penis against a flag pole and it could not stick. Authorities had to be called to the scene.

Florida Man caught on camera in Capitol with lectern!

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Florida Man caught on camera in Capitol with lectern!

Kurrg & Deckard together again for much-anticipated reunion tour, titled Florida Man's Boob.

 

[Just4AFriend]

Masked woman in mink hoodie filmed stealing from Sally down by the seashore!!

 

[kurrginatorX]

This just in ... charges have been filed against Just4AFriend after a video was leaked to the internet where the individual casually stated that there was no friend and s/he was reaping all the rewards. More as this story progresses.

 

[DeckardNYC]

This just in ... charges have been filed against Just4AFriend after a video was leaked to the internet where the individual casually stated that there was no friend and s/he was reaping all the rewards. More as this story progresses.

Winning the Nobel Piece Prize.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Will be hosting a new telethon to raise funds for a very underserved group: The Fans of Tom Brady.

Winning the Nobel Piece Prize.

I hope he got a really nice piece if he's winning the Nobel for it!

 

[fma20fma]

hi

for saving a critical person by cpr procedure.

 

[mickyp123]

for saving a critical person by cpr procedure.

Claiming his back was broken by Clint Eastwood

 

[DeckardNYC]

Claiming his back was broken by Clint Eastwood

Nominated for an Academy Award for his home porn movie.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

He’s the guy trying to surf in the background of Jim Cantore’s live shot during oceanside hurricane coverage

 

[mickyp123]

He’s the guy trying to surf in the background of Jim Cantore’s live shot during oceanside hurricane coverage

Makes snow angels while naked every morning to keep young

 

[BellaMiles]

Breaking news!

Woman survives conflagration; arson suspected as Fire Chief speaks of possible "flame thrower" as blaze's source.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Breaking news!

Woman survives conflagration; arson suspected as Fire Chief speaks of possible "flame thrower" as blaze's source.

Stranger in town accidentally admits they're in the Witness Protection Program. Some VIPs named Nick and Tony are expected to arrive soon.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Stranger in town accidentally admits they're in the Witness Protection Program. Some VIPs named Nick and Tony are expected to arrive soon.

Man bites dog. More at eleven.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Man bites dog. More at eleven.

Dog "Bobbitts" man. Sorry at 11.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Dog "Bobbitts" man. Sorry at 11.

Local Boob Deckard was at it again today when he pretended to be a troll living under the bridge pictured in his avatar. In true troll fashion, he would not allow anyone to pass unless they gave him all their riches. Not thinking this through thoroughly enough, Deckard was surprised when the citizenry banded together and whipped him unmercifully with their phone charger cords.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Tried to fuck a brick shithouse after saying, "It's built like a brick shithouse!"

Dog "Bobbitts" man. Sorry at 11.

Nice!!