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Captain Underpants is a cartoon based on him.
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Captain Underpants is a cartoon based on him.
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She can crush watermelons with her thighs. I mean, just look at her avatar. That's an accurate depiction. Of course, she once3 crushed a man's head, but that's another story for another time.
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He begins every morning with the Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan call to clear his throat of phlegm.
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Nobel Peace Prize, of course. Or drunk and disorderly. I forget which it was.
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He set the record this past New Years for largest firecracker exploded in his ass.
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There was video of him running naked from his exploded Florida trailer after lighting his farts in fire, and they were trying to compare with the streaker from the Super Bowl to see if he was also the streaker.
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loitering in the park with his dick in his hand
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She perfected time travel, went back to see herself as a child, but accidently ran over herself and alas, is no more.
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Got locked in a zoo and was rescued just in the nick of time from a backed up, amorous lemur.
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Got trapped by a rambunctious 150 pound tortoise with a crush on him.
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She was revealed as the secret lovechild of Leonard Nimoy and Nichelle Nichols.
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His thumb was found in a submarine sandwich.
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She was discovered by an undercover reporter to be the ring leader of all-female bum fighting.
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He was seen partying with the little green men on the latest feed from Mars.
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Purchased a new hat in advance of expedition to the South Pole
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Created and designed a new line of power ties.
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Made an Emergency Room visit "because his penis wouldn't go down"...
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His pet store proved that butterflies are not always free
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He likes to wear a tutu and hop around in public water fountains because it makes others smile.
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She was running up and down Bourbon Street screaming "where the fuck is Mardi Gras!!!"
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DeckardNYC made the prime-time news with his sensational 'Instant Poodle' powder recipe. "Just add water. Cold water. Poodles react badly to the boiling kind." were the first words our reporters got from the eccentric individual.
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Dropped an N bomb on at the local school board Zoom meeting
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Bought a two seat sports car
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This just in: Local boob Deckard has no penis. He was born with a mangina. More at eleven.
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Florida Man confesses to being the real Jack the Ripper.
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