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[_valkyrie_]

Top Top story for the evening: DeckardNYC, the Guinness world record bearer for the largest collection of Guinness world record books.

 

[Taegul]

Top Top story for the evening: DeckardNYC, the Guinness world record bearer for the largest collection of Guinness world record books.

She was caught red-handed voting multiple times in the US presidential election and counted for 90% of all 10 votes cast for Kanye West.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Local nincompoop Taegal was at it again today when he announced he will be running as Kanye West's Vice-President in 2024.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Local nincompoop Taegal was at it again today when he announced he will be running as Kanye West's Vice-President in 2024.

Florida Man has breakdown on public street, crying and screaming about not being able to wear a mask anymore.

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC made the evening spotlight tonight by being the first person attempting to climb a mime wall.

 

[Mrtenant]

_valkyrie was reported to be bathing in the fountain at the mall with Santa

 

[DeckardNYC]

_valkyrie was reported to be bathing in the fountain at the mall with Santa

Mr Tenant was evicted when it was discovered he was running a meth lab in the apartment.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Mr Tenant was evicted when it was discovered he was running a meth lab in the apartment.

Claims that Rudy Giuliani's flatulence during the Michigan hearings was actually a satanic message telling everyone to rub spray cheese on their genitals.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Claims that Rudy Giuliani's flatulence during the Michigan hearings was actually a satanic message telling everyone to rub spray cheese on their genitals.

He stormed the floor of the Senate shouting that Howie Hawkins actually won the election.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He stormed the floor of the Senate shouting that Howie Hawkins actually won the election.

Local boob Deckard was at it again this week when he was videotaped throwing water balloons on the passers-by and exclaiming that he was the newest member of Impractical Jokers before any of them kicked his ass.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Local boob Deckard was at it again this week when he was videotaped throwing water balloons on the passers-by and exclaiming that he was the newest member of Impractical Jokers before any of them kicked his ass.

Florida Man breaks out of prison!!! Again!!!

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC made the evening highlights for unveiling an alien burial ground right under his deck, amidst renovations.

 

[DeckardNYC]

DeckardNYC made the evening highlights for unveiling an alien burial ground right under his deck, amidst renovations.

Her post on the proper etiquette for use of the fourth spoon from the right at a State Dinner went viral.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Her post on the proper etiquette for use of the fourth spoon from the right at a State Dinner went viral.

First -- and last -- in line at the Cuomo book signing in Manhattan

 

[kurrginatorX]

First -- and last -- in line at the Cuomo book signing in Manhattan

She urged everyone to put a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage, then she made like the Grinch and took them all. Yes, even the last can of Who Hash.

 

[DeckardNYC]

She urged everyone to put a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage, then she made like the Grinch and took them all. Yes, even the last can of Who Hash.

Florida Man Steals Candy from Baby!!!!

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Florida Man Steals Candy from Baby!!!!

NY Guy dresses like Flava Flav and does a spot on impression even down to the gold teeth.

 

[VoraciousValue]

NY Guy dresses like Flava Flav and does a spot on impression even down to the gold teeth.

Has been tapped to be part of a new Gladys Knight and the Pips tribute band!

 

[DeckardNYC]

Has been tapped to be part of a new Gladys Knight and the Pips tribute band!

He published his new opus: "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bong"

 

[VoraciousValue]

Plans to go to Buffalo to their first playoff game and go streaking wearing nothing but tennis shoes and a mask.

He published his new opus: "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bong"

Hahahaha!! Nice one!

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Lived to talk about his experience being manhandled by a mob of rabid Sabres fans anxious for their season to start.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Lived to talk about his experience being manhandled by a mob of rabid Sabres fans anxious for their season to start.

It was announced today that Sweet Lara is really crotchety old hag Big Birtha Bigalow, the cantankerous old woman who lives on the corner and always calls the cops to report "noise pollution."

 

[VoraciousValue]

It was announced today that Sweet Lara is really crotchety old hag Big Birtha Bigalow, the cantankerous old woman who lives on the corner and always calls the cops to report "noise pollution."

Was charged today with repeatedly calling Melania Trump and saying, "I'll wait for you, honey!"

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Was charged today with repeatedly calling Melania Trump and saying, "I'll wait for you, honey!"

He keeps referring to himself as Barron Trump’s future pimp. Price set at one goat. Lining up his clientele from China, Africa and Guatemala.

 

[TheOriginalSA]

He keeps referring to himself as Barron Trump’s future pimp. Price set at one goat. Lining up his clientele from China, Africa and Guatemala.

For cutting me, after I yell " get your ass back to bed "