~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[crazychemgirl]

Was last seen crying and screaming at the front row in a Kelly Clarkson concert.

Does the Jack Sparrow run on every first date to show potential partners how much fun she is

 

[AuntieDisco]

Does the Jack Sparrow run on every first date to show potential partners how much fun she is

precisely like this!
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Was last seen chasing the ice cream truck down the street.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

precisely like this!
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Was last seen chasing the ice cream truck down the road.

Was last seen driving an ice cream truck scared for her life.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Was last seen driving an ice cream truck scared for her life.

Was last seen doing the Macarena in the middle of a busy road while directing the traffic

 

[bashfull]

Trips people on the dance floor

 

[AuntieDisco]

Trips people on the dance floor

Loves jingling his ass after the Brazilian Butt Lift procedure.

 

[Biggalute]

Loves jingling his ass after the Brazilian Butt Lift procedure.

Wishes she was from Derry

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Was once caught licking a badger

 

[Biggalute]

Was once caught licking a badger

Has often been confused for an Italian snack

 

[AuntieDisco]

Wishes she was from Derry

You’re supposed to tell a lie

Has often been confused for an Italian snack

Was once part of the Oompa Loompa.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

You’re supposed to tell a lie

Was once part of the Oompa Loompa.

Likes to eat miniature food so she can feel like a giant

 

[Hotcoffee123]

Likes to talk like a pirate while receiving oral.

 

[Biggalute]

You’re supposed to tell a lie

Was once part of the Oompa Loompa.

Once made the news for flashing the Canadian hockey team

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Once made the news for flashing the Canadian hockey team

Once made the news for being flashed at by the Canadian hockey team.

 

[bashfull]

Once made the news for being flashed at by the Canadian hockey team.

Once made the news for flashing the Canadian hockey team.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Once made the news for flashing the Canadian hockey team.

Name is literal. Chock full of bashing… definitely a goon on the hockey team

 

[bashfull]

Serves as the water boy for the hockey team.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Dies the hockey team all strings

 

[fakingadulthood]

Still has amateur eligibility as a pothead

 

[bashfull]

Sneaks into adult theaters

 

[SimonSex]

Is the bad seed from a strict Mormon family

 

[AuntieDisco]

Is the bad seed from a strict Mormon family

Was last seen licking pastries on display at a gas station.

 

[Biggalute]

Was last seen licking pastries on display at a gas station.

Once lived in an igloo just outside Vegas

 

[AuntieDisco]

Once lived in an igloo just outside Vegas

And it would still be there had you not stolen it by saying ‘can I borrow some ice?’

 

[bashfull]

Doesn't like disco

Has a secret crush on the boogeyman