curious_slut
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Can only reach orgasm when wearing a papal mitre.
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Is a succubusIs actually a sexy devil
Was last seen with the floaties on in the community pool.Secretly Mr Thomas, my 3rd grade science teacher.
A rubbish dancer - yes youWas last seen with the floaties on in the community pool.
AuntieDisco, the lovable inventor, created a revolutionary dance-slash-fitness app that went viral overnight.Was last seen with the floaties on in the community pool.
Loves waiting in queuesA rubbish dancer - yes you
I really wish this was the truthAuntieDisco, the lovable inventor, created a revolutionary dance-slash-fitness app that went viral overnight.
Using cuting edge AI tech, it personalizes the danceworkouts of millions of people every day.
Her invention sparked a global fitness craze, earning her billions!!
She's gone on to use her newfound riches to fund sculptors all around the world, having them craft the most extravagant pieces for her to climb.
Dyes her hair blond but is actually a redheadLoves waiting in queues
Never actually liked any disco songsI really wish this was the truth
Dyes her hair blond but is actually a redhead
She invented the phrase "hung jury".Is so dull that he gets thrilled when he’s picked for jury duty.
Been bitter since his pony died at age 11.She invented the phrase "hung jury".