~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[curious_slut]

Can only reach orgasm when wearing a papal mitre.

 

[Coyote100]

The only slutty nun on Literotica.

 

[SimonSex]

Runs a catfish noodling tour outfit

 

[bashfull]

Uses a bowl of noodles for perverted actions

 

[SimonSex]

Is fucking ‘dis custard

 

[AlexBailey]

SimonSex is an accomplished penis ventriloquist. They can make a cock talk with a variety of accents and personalities.

 

[curious_slut]

They host an outdoor orgy on the third Wednesday of every month. The park rangers are starting to cotton on to something.

 

[bashfull]

Has applied to be a park ranger

 

[Biggalute]

Can burp the Star Spangled Banner

 

[curious_slut]

Is actually just a horny AI

 

[CuriousRick]

Construction is finished

 

[PassionsFlame]

He's a ghost cat and curiosity killed him.

 

[bashfull]

Is actually a sexy devil

Is a succubus

 

[AlexBailey]

Enters “succubus” when forms ask for occupation.

 

[bashfull]

Fantasizes about sucking a bus

 

[InThe312]

Secretly Mr Thomas, my 3rd grade science teacher.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Secretly Mr Thomas, my 3rd grade science teacher.

Was last seen with the floaties on in the community pool.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Was last seen with the floaties on in the community pool.

A rubbish dancer - yes you

 

[vagrantx]

Was last seen with the floaties on in the community pool.

AuntieDisco, the lovable inventor, created a revolutionary dance-slash-fitness app that went viral overnight.
Using cuting edge AI tech, it personalizes the danceworkouts of millions of people every day.
Her invention sparked a global fitness craze, earning her billions!!
She's gone on to use her newfound riches to fund sculptors all around the world, having them craft the most extravagant pieces for her to climb.

 

[Amanda330]

A rubbish dancer - yes you

Loves waiting in queues

 

[AuntieDisco]

AuntieDisco, the lovable inventor, created a revolutionary dance-slash-fitness app that went viral overnight.
Using cuting edge AI tech, it personalizes the danceworkouts of millions of people every day.
Her invention sparked a global fitness craze, earning her billions!!
She's gone on to use her newfound riches to fund sculptors all around the world, having them craft the most extravagant pieces for her to climb.

I really wish this was the truth

Loves waiting in queues

Dyes her hair blond but is actually a redhead

 

[JamieDuly]

I really wish this was the truth

Dyes her hair blond but is actually a redhead

Never actually liked any disco songs

 

[AuntieDisco]

Is so dull that he gets thrilled when he’s picked for jury duty.

 

[Taegul]

Is so dull that he gets thrilled when he’s picked for jury duty.

She invented the phrase "hung jury".

 

[AuntieDisco]

She invented the phrase "hung jury".

Been bitter since his pony died at age 11.