~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Biggalute]

Been bitter since his pony died at age 11.

Has a massive Lego collection

 

[Hollybushes]

Has a tiny Lego collection

 

[Taegul]

She's on a hunger strike until East Virginia, North Virginia, and South Virginia are all recognized as states. Why does West Virginia get special treatment?!?!

 

[bashfull]

Listens to banjo music

 

[Anise_Wood_Nymph]

Is so shy and sweet!

 

[Biggalute]

Is so shy and sweet!

Once had an illicit affair with a goblin

 

[bashfull]

Once had an illicit affair with a goblin

Does cartwheels on bartops while removing clothes

 

[Anise_Wood_Nymph]

Once had an illicit affair with a goblin

Don’t give away all of my secrets!

 

[Anise_Wood_Nymph]

Does cartwheels on bartops while removing clothes

That she does and got reprimanded for!!

 

[Biggalute]

That she does and got reprimanded for!!

Was arrested for agoblin in public

 

[Anise_Wood_Nymph]

Was arrested for agoblin in public

Cuffed and chained for arresting desire!

 

[AuntieDisco]

Cuffed and chained for arresting desire!

Reenacts and sings along ‘I’m a little teapot’

 

[Anise_Wood_Nymph]

Reenacts and sings along ‘I’m a little teapot’

Short and stout?

 

[bashfull]

Short and stout?

Apparently knows Bash is a 400 lb dwarf!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Apparently knows Bash is a 400 lb dwarf!

Is always looking for someone to throw him across the moat (secretly hoping the elf sees).

 

[fakingadulthood]

Is always looking for someone to throw him across the moat (secretly hoping the elf sees).

Owns Paddy’s Pub after winning the dance marathon in season 3 of it’s always sunny. Everything since is a dream sequence of one of the gang… who knows which

 

[bashfull]

Owns Paddy’s Pub after winning the dance marathon in season 3 of it’s always sunny. Everything since is a dream sequence of one of the gang… who knows which

Enjoys eating live wasps to feel the sing and swelling prior to oral sex

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Enjoys eating live wasps to feel the sing and swelling prior to oral sex

Writes and sells lyrics to death metal bands.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Writes and sells lyrics to death metal bands.

Trains kangaroos to cut hair. Wants to open a barber shop called Barbaroo!

 

[AuntieDisco]

Trains kangaroos to cut hair. Wants to open a barber shop called Barbaroo!

Dances at random kids birthday parties in hopes of getting a slice of cake.

 

[Btq97]

Kidnaps koalas

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Dances at random kids birthday parties in hopes of getting a slice of cake.

I like cake!!!

Kidnaps koalas

Always wanted to be a security officer at a zoo ever since that day the koalas went missing.

 

[MINHink]

Kidnaps koalas

They attended a yodeling seminar hosted by Bob Saget.

 

[Light19]

I like cake!!!


Always wanted to be a security officer at a zoo ever since that day the koalas went missing.

The one who buys koalas from @AuntieDisco, reported her to @Btq97 when they had a disagreement...

 

[Coyote100]

He is about as much a virgin as the Employee of the Month at a brothel.