~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Biggalute]

The one who buys koalas from @AuntieDisco, reported her to @Btq97 when they had a disagreement...

Was once 'slow hand clapped' by a gorilla when dancing at the zoo

 

[AuntieDisco]

Was once 'slow hand clapped' by a gorilla when dancing at the zoo

Wears his leprechaun outfit and dances on top of the bar at St. Paddy’s day causing chaos and anxiety for the pub owners. Once even fell on a crowd while doing it. The 4 people under him were in critical condition in the hospital for days.

 

[Biggalute]

Wears his leprechaun outfit and dances on top of the bar at St. Paddy’s day causing chaos and anxiety for the pub owners. Once even fell on a crowd while doing it. The 4 people under him were in critical condition in the hospital for days.

Shit! You were there? (sort of did happen )

Has suffered frost bite in the most delicate places, all for the sake of art.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Shit! You were there? (sort of did happen )

Has suffered frost bite in the most delicate places, all for the sake of art.

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Skip me!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

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Skip me!

Skipping.

Shit! You were there? (sort of did happen )

Has suffered frost bite in the most delicate places, all for the sake of art.

Didn’t play, only commented. Skipping.

Wears his leprechaun outfit and dances on top of the bar at St. Paddy’s day causing chaos and anxiety for the pub owners. Once even fell on a crowd while doing it. The 4 people under him were in critical condition in the hospital for days.

Am i supposed to skip again? I’m getting confuzzled.

Was once 'slow hand clapped' by a gorilla when dancing at the zoo

Holds the world record for smallest galutes.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Skipping.

Didn’t play, only commented. Skipping.

Am i supposed to skip again? I’m getting confuzzled.

Holds the world record for smallest galutes.

Has excellent comprehension since he was supposed to work with this

Has suffered frost bite in the most delicate places, all for the sake of art.

 

[Sappho_CGN]

@AuntieDisco

owns a harem of men

 

[AlwaysDancing]

@AuntieDisco

owns a harem of men

Tells children about shark attacks so she can have the beach to herself.

 

[Biggalute]

Has excellent comprehension since he was supposed to work with this

Don't know about anyone else, but I'm bleedin ' confused

 

[Biggalute]

Tells children about shark attacks so she can have the beach to herself.

Once, but only once, stopped dancing

 

[AuntieDisco]

Don't know about anyone else, but I'm bleedin ' confused

It’s okay, I should’ve used caveman linguistics

Once, but only once, stopped dancing

Is not allowed to ride the rollercoaster because he’s not as big as he thinks he is.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

It’s okay, I should’ve used caveman linguistics


Is not allowed to ride the rollercoaster because he’s not as big as he thinks he is.

Scams people into taking her online Linguistics for Caveman course … and has made a fortune.

 

[Biggalute]

Scams people into taking her online Linguistics for Caveman course … and has made a fortune.

Spends most days wearing ballet tights, all in the name of 'dancing '

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Spends most days wearing ballet tights, all in the name of 'dancing '

And *snap* I look good!

(Skip me, please)

 

[stevesthename]

Spends most days wearing ballet tights, all in the name of 'dancing '

He actually also owns a bigger mandolin, pipe organ and symphony orchestra, but the lute worked better in an avatar context.

 

[fakingadulthood]

He actually also owns a bigger mandolin, pipe organ and symphony orchestra, but the lute worked better in an avatar context.

Steve’s not the name, it’s one of countless aliases used by a nameless specter

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Steve’s not the name, it’s one of countless aliases used by a nameless specter

Spends his free time jotting down fables and falsehoods to use on this thread.

(Glances at reflection in mirror) …” What?!”

 

[AuntieDisco]

Spends his free time jotting down fables and falsehoods to use on this thread.

(Glances at reflection in mirror) …” What?!”

Misses the days of flash mobs.

 

[blueeyedgirl69]

Misses the days of flash mobs.

Only eats brown M&Ms.

 

[Mrtenant]

Only eats brown M&Ms.

Has hairy hobbit feet

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has hairy hobbit feet

Changes his socks sixteen times a day because his toes hurt.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Changes his socks sixteen times a day because his toes hurt.

Doesn’t have any feelings in his toes since the frostbite incident

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Doesn’t have any feelings in his toes since the frostbite incident

Cries every time the last little piggy goes wee wee wee all the way home.

 

[Saltfountain]

Cries every time the last little piggy goes wee wee wee all the way home.

Thought the jury would return not guilty verdicts...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thought the jury would return not guilty verdicts...

And topical. Double points.

(Skip me, please)