Cries every time when he watches ‘The Notebook’
Oh no you don’t, was seen in the fresh produce aisle putting two grapefruits against his chest and saying ‘do these make me look big?’And topical. Double points.
(Skip me, please)
Is actually a Sub-Saharan nomad!
Her being lez routine is a double bluff to encourage more alpha males to send her dick pics...
Calls himself saltfountain. He's actually a sufferer of the slow flow phenomenon, hence becoming leader of the incels.
Has begged me for cum vids so often I've dried up now
fits into ladies size 2 dresses and has legs to pull it off.
once dressed up as Wile E Coyote and painted a fake tunnel on the side of the Matterhorn
She dressed as Roadrunner while they did it
I can tell you lies all day
Is a ventriloquist and makes toys swear at little children. “Hey!! That’s my $@&/ @$& you’re pulling on!”
Did what? Arm wrestle?
once danced at his closest relatives funeral. Now he gets zero Christmas postcards.I can tell you lies all day
Is a ventriloquist and makes toys swear at little children. “Hey!! That’s my $@&/ @$& you’re pulling on!”
Is secretly a metalhead and despises disco.
Goes around calling everyone 'me duck' as a term of endearment
I actually do listen to metal, in fact seeing Metallica in August
Been stuck in a pyramid scheme since 1997.Goes around calling everyone 'me duck' as a term of endearment
I actually do listen to metal, in fact seeing Metallica in August
Been stuck in a pyramid scheme since 1997.
Is not curious, but is inquisitive, is not a slut, but enjoys a good time. I may be wrong though!
Haggles in the charity shops
Asks the charity shop if they have the shirt in a different size!
Gardens topless outside maximum security prisons because prison riots turn her on
Calls himself 13fantasies, but he only lasts a third of one!
Plays baseball every Sunday but holds the bat upside down just to be different.
Once got lost in a fairy fort for three daysPlays baseball every Sunday but holds the bat upside down just to be different.
Claims to be a big Galute, but is actually 4' 9" and holds a doctorate in philosophy.
Wears underwear
Likes to crank up the volume when he puts on ‘highway to the danger zone’ while he’s on grocery runs.
