~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Biggalute]

Likes to crank up the volume when he puts on ‘highway to the danger zone’ while he’s on grocery runs.

Is a Sunday school teacher

 

[AuntieDisco]

Is a Sunday school teacher

Is my TA in the class for Sunday school

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Is my TA in the class for Sunday school

Makes the best handover sandwiches...like ever

 

[Biggalute]

Is my TA in the class for Sunday school

That would be a great job, apart from the children and the religion

Makes the best handover sandwiches...like ever

Has many secrets buried under the patio

 

[AuntieDisco]

That would be a great job, apart from the children and the religion

Yeah I’m more likely to self combust if I set my foot in a church or something similar

Has many secrets buried under the patio

Whenever his name is called out in a waiting room, he stands up and says ‘I’m a real boy!’

 

[Biggalute]

Yeah I’m more likely to self combust if I set my foot in a church or something similar

Whenever his name is called out in a waiting room, he stands up and says ‘I’m a real boy!’

She yodels in the shower

 

[Polranny]

His lute is actually smaller

 

[HollyS]

His lute is actually smaller

Eats Cocoa-Puffs for breakfast.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Eats Cocoa-Puffs for breakfast.

Will only wear socks on her left foot

 

[bashfull]

Will only wear socks on her left foot

Has secret crush on one of the 7 dwarves!

 

[HollyS]

Has secret crush on one of the 7 dwarves!

Is secretly one of the seven dwarves.

 

[Biggalute]

Is secretly one of the seven dwarves.

She bares an uncanny resemblance to Snow White

 

[MindYaBitness]

Has secret crush on one of the 7 dwarves!

False: it's all of the seven dwarves!

She bares an uncanny resemblance to Snow White

He's a big bad wolf

 

[Biggalute]

False: it's all of the seven dwarves!


He's a big bad wolf

She'll blow and blow....your house down

 

[Photog1rl]

She'll blow and blow....your house down

I heard from a friend that heard from her brothers cousins nephew that he’s actually a little galute.

 

[Biggalute]

I heard from a friend that heard from her brothers cousins nephew that he’s actually a little galute.

She once fell on her ass trying to flash the local ice hockey team

 

[ABiGuy84]

She once fell on her ass trying to flash the local ice hockey team

Has a huge Care Bears collection.

 

[HollyS]

Jas a huge Care Bears collection.

Knows this because he sells black market counterfeit Care Bears.

 

[bashfull]

Knows this because he sells black market counterfeit Care Bears.

Cages and sells real bears

 

[AuntieDisco]

Cages and sells real bears

Sings ‘wheels on the bus go round and round’ every time he rides a bus.

 

[bashfull]

Awaits strangers to grope her on buses. Speaking of which...I'm a stranger

 

[ABiGuy84]

Knows this because he sells black market counterfeit Care Bears.

One of my Biggest clients who by them.

 

[Biggalute]

Awaits strangers to grope her on buses. Speaking of which...I'm a stranger

Is barred from every bus the city

 

[Surferdude1891]

But not the short ones

 

[AuntieDisco]

But not the short ones

Is more into kayaking.