~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Biggalute]

Is more into kayaking.

Likes to dress up in tight white jump suits and sing ABBA songs

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Likes to dress up in tight white jump suits and sing ABBA songs

Tells everyone he went shark diving. He actually got kicked out of the pet store for putting his hand in the tank with the guppies.

 

[bashfull]

Tells everyone he went shark diving. He actually got kicked out of the pet store for putting his hand in the tank with the guppies.

Exposes himself in pet stores because he thinks the pet iguanas will get turned on

 

[AuntieDisco]

Likes to dress up in tight white jump suits and sing ABBA songs

Hey Siri! Please add tight white jumpsuit to my list of things I must acquire please.

Exposes himself in pet stores because he thinks the pet iguanas will get turned on

Was once confused as a pizza delivery dude instead of a stripper.

 

[HollyS]

Exposes himself in pet stores because he thinks the pet iguanas will get turned on

Has a well-trained pet iguana.

 

[bashfull]

Hey Siri! Please add tight white jumpsuit to my list of things I must acquire please.

Was once confused as a pizza delivery dude instead of a stripper.

*but once they opened the box and tasted the peperoni. . "

Flashes old men in public to give them a heart attack

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hey Siri! Please add tight white jumpsuit to my list of things I must acquire please.

Was once confused as a pizza delivery dude instead of a stripper.

No longer orders pizza from that one place.

Has a well-trained pet iguana.

Makes millions training small lizards.

 

[AuntieDisco]

No longer orders pizza from that one place.

Makes millions training small lizards.

Went to West Virginia only once and yet he won’t quit singing ‘Take me home, country roads’

 

[bashfull]

Went to West Virginia only once and yet he won’t quit singing ‘Take me home, country roads’

Wears daisy duke's and straw hat...and not much else

 

[AuntieDisco]

Wears daisy duke's and straw hat...and not much else

And I love great in those!

Loves twerking to ‘I like big butts and I cannot lie’

 

[13Fantasies]

And I love great in those!

Loves twerking to ‘I like big butts and I cannot lie’

Is only Eskimo by marriage.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Is only Eskimo by marriage.

Has a Birthmark in the shape of Alaska

 

[bashfull]

Has a Birthmark in the shape of Alaska

Keeps a collection of birthmarks

 

[Amanda330]

He has scream/crying/singing sessions while listening to Taylor Swift in the car on the way home from work every afternoon.

 

[Booboobear84]

He has scream/crying/singing sessions while listening to Taylor Swift in the car on the way home from work every afternoon.

Eats cheese constantly

 

[ABiGuy84]

Eats cheese constantly

Still listens to the Spice Girls

 

[Mrtenant]

Still listens to the Spice Girls

Writes poetry based on Planet of the Apes while doing deep bong hits and wagging his wee wee to his SO

 

[Photog1rl]

Writes poetry based on Planet of the Apes while doing deep bong hits and wagging his wee wee to his SO

Wishes he was @ABiGuy84's SO because he loves wee wee’s and bong hits.

 

[Mrtenant]

Wishes he was @ABiGuy84's SO because he loves wee wee’s and bong hits.

I do, I really do. Sending you photo evidence.

Oh, she really is into screaming orgasms while Litsters sing her Led Zeppelin songs. get your vocaroos going people!

 

[Photog1rl]

I do, I really do. Sending you photo evidence.

Promises, promises

Oh, she really is into screaming orgasms while Litsters sing her Led Zeppelin songs. get your vocaroos going people!

Of all the bands you could pick you chose Led Zeppelin?

 

[Mrtenant]

Promises, promises

Of all the bands you could pick you chose Led Zeppelin?

Yes. Particularly, because the Lemon Song is your favorite.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Yes. Particularly, because the Lemon Song is your favorite.

Had to be rushed to the ER because he had the carrot so far up his ass.

 

[Suzi27]

She is ready to leave Lit

 

[bashfull]

She is ready to leave Lit

Is secretly under an Alt with over 10,000 post under other Lit name

 

[SimonSex]

Has a fish fry every 3rd Tuesday of the month. This month: catfish