~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AlwaysDancing]

Is the one who told me cruises to Tahiti were tax deductible!

I just wanted to go to Tahiti with a nun once in my life.

Plays checkers by herself … loser gets her nipples clamped.

 

[HollyS]

Keeps saying it wont work, stop it

Says it may take multiple applications, but it's sure to work.

Still skeptical.

 

[HollyS]

I just wanted to go to Tahiti with a nun once in my life.

Plays checkers by herself … loser gets her nipples clamped.

I thought these were supposed to be lies??

(skip me! lol)

 

[vibes]

Says it may take multiple applications, but it's sure to work.

Still skeptical.

Wants to close the hose

 

[jbeardo1]

Doesn't want to show his right shoulder in profile pic, nor in public, because the last time he got a bit of shoulder out there was a collective splosh of mass uncontrolled spontaneous orgasms that the local city council had to call the fire brigade to help mop up.

He now wears a court mandated reverse mono bra when sunbathing to prevent accidental exposure

 

[Coyote100]

Likes to post an av that leaves people wondering what the hell is that.

 

[LustyScribe]

Holds the state record for most delivery drivers actually chased down and bitten...but that's because he he is fact actually a werewolf.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Can't scribe for shit

 

[LustyScribe]

Not my fault my writing hand is shaky because the other one is...busy!

She's been arrested 7 times for battering men with her breasts.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

He’s been arrested for committing a hit and run

 

[dropstop]

He’s been arrested for committing a hit and run

She is in Uk cause she loves tea at 5

 

[ALovelyNudist]

She is in Uk cause she loves tea at 5

Sorry but I actually do ️

 

[dropstop]

Sorry but I actually do ️

I failed big time with that lie… should I come up with some other ?

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I failed big time with that lie… should I come up with some other ?

Of course!

 

[dropstop]

Of course!

She loves to be braless in public . And blinks on every guy that notices it

 

[Booboobear84]

Used to be stop & shop before too much lsd

 

[SimonSex]

He’s kinda pissed about the Bruins this yeeah, but wicked psyched for the Celts

 

[vibes]

Knows nothing about hockey

 

[bashfull]

He’s kinda pissed about the Bruins this yeeah, but wicked psyched for the Celts

Plays Simon Says when he masturbates to the Gong Show

 

[SimonSex]

Feeds pigeons at the skateboard park

 

[Biggalute]

Still has stabilisers on his bicycle

 

[bashfull]

Still has stabilisers on his bicycle

Still can't ride a bicycle with training wheels.

 

[Trubbycat]

Still has a Big Wheel

 

[bashfull]

Teases dogs...but only when they are on tethers

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thought that karaoke was a chicken and rice dish. Lost fifty dollars on a bet to his uncle when Google proved him wrong.