~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[HollyS]

Is it wrong I’m now imagining what’s under the habit?

Is an accountant who sabotages tax returns by saying cruises to Tahiti are tax deductible

Is the one who told me cruises to Tahiti were tax deductible!

 

[vibes]

Offered me some "white glue" to keep my tongue attached, but I'm skeptical!

Keeps saying it wont work, stop it

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is the one who told me cruises to Tahiti were tax deductible!

I just wanted to go to Tahiti with a nun once in my life.

Plays checkers by herself … loser gets her nipples clamped.

 

[HollyS]

Keeps saying it wont work, stop it

Says it may take multiple applications, but it's sure to work.

Still skeptical.

 

[HollyS]

I just wanted to go to Tahiti with a nun once in my life.

Plays checkers by herself … loser gets her nipples clamped.

I thought these were supposed to be lies??

(skip me! lol)

 

[vibes]

Says it may take multiple applications, but it's sure to work.

Still skeptical.

Wants to close the hose

 

[jbeardo1]

Doesn't want to show his right shoulder in profile pic, nor in public, because the last time he got a bit of shoulder out there was a collective splosh of mass uncontrolled spontaneous orgasms that the local city council had to call the fire brigade to help mop up.

He now wears a court mandated reverse mono bra when sunbathing to prevent accidental exposure

 

[Coyote100]

Likes to post an av that leaves people wondering what the hell is that.

 

[LustyScribe]

Holds the state record for most delivery drivers actually chased down and bitten...but that's because he he is fact actually a werewolf.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Can't scribe for shit

 

[LustyScribe]

Not my fault my writing hand is shaky because the other one is...busy!

She's been arrested 7 times for battering men with her breasts.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

He’s been arrested for committing a hit and run

 

[dropstop]

He’s been arrested for committing a hit and run

She is in Uk cause she loves tea at 5

 

[ALovelyNudist]

She is in Uk cause she loves tea at 5

Sorry but I actually do ️

 

[dropstop]

Sorry but I actually do ️

I failed big time with that lie… should I come up with some other ?

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I failed big time with that lie… should I come up with some other ?

Of course!

 

[dropstop]

Of course!

She loves to be braless in public . And blinks on every guy that notices it

 

[Booboobear84]

Used to be stop & shop before too much lsd

 

[SimonSex]

He’s kinda pissed about the Bruins this yeeah, but wicked psyched for the Celts

 

[vibes]

Knows nothing about hockey

 

[bashfull]

He’s kinda pissed about the Bruins this yeeah, but wicked psyched for the Celts

Plays Simon Says when he masturbates to the Gong Show

 

[SimonSex]

Feeds pigeons at the skateboard park

 

[Biggalute]

Still has stabilisers on his bicycle

 

[bashfull]

Still has stabilisers on his bicycle

Still can't ride a bicycle with training wheels.

 

[Trubbycat]

Still has a Big Wheel