~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AuntieDisco]

Thought that karaoke was a chicken and rice dish. Lost fifty dollars on a bet to his uncle when Google proved him wrong.

Is an exceptional knitter, and runs the local ‘will knit sweaters for your pets’ club with a bunch of grannies.

 

[13Fantasies]

Is an exceptional knitter, and runs the local ‘will knit sweaters for your pets’ club with a bunch of grannies.

Lives to strike out neighborhood kids in T-ball

 

[LustyScribe]

Lives to strike out neighborhood kids in T-ball

Actually has 15 fantasies, but he's afraid those other two will scare the hell out of everybody.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Actually has 15 fantasies, but he's afraid those other two will scare the hell out of everybody.

His first fantasy scares the hell out of me.

He was upset that DapperRapper was already taken so he went with LustyScribe.

 

[AuntieDisco]

His first fantasy scares the hell out of me.

He was upset that DapperRapper was already taken so he went with LustyScribe.

Still wears those baggy jeans from the 90s.

 

[SimonSex]

Has a bottle of Pappy and will not share

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Has a bottle of Pappy and will not share

was caught with BonnieBlow between his legs

 

[LustyScribe]

Still wears those baggy jeans from the 90s.

And I ROCK them!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

is know for being impertinent and not impish.

Likes to chat, but is painfully shy and overestimates their conversational skills

 

[LustyScribe]

was caught with BonnieBlow between his legs

Has a pair of demon horns she DEMANDS her lover wear at least 3x per year

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Has a pair of demon horns she DEMANDS her lover wear at least 3x per year

Wore the horns a 4th and 5th time just for funsies

 

[Photog1rl]

Has a pair of demon horns she DEMANDS her lover wear at least 3x per year

Hates sex and only writes with expo pens.

 

[SimonSex]

Writes “poo-poo head” into every Book of Mormon when staying at a Marriott property.

 

[HollyS]

Hates sex and only writes with expo pens.

Has the tiniest breasts I've ever seen!

 

[kathyisgr65]

Holly is really George E

 

[Photog1rl]

Holly is really George E

Hates to smoke weed and post titties

 

[SimonSex]

Smokes catnip

 

[kathyisgr65]

Eats toenails for extra protein..(,cum works too)

 

[LustyScribe]

Once sheltered me from rain under her breasts.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Once sheltered me from rain under her breasts.

I'm selfless like that... Nobel peace prize nom.. anyone?

 

[SimonSex]

Has lactose intolerance but has a daily milkshake just to spite colleagues

 

[kathyisgr65]

Once sheltered me from rain under her breasts.

Can't scribe..it's all fake shit

 

[LustyScribe]

Can't scribe..it's all fake shit

AI is NOT fake! LOL

She likes to squeeze into tight, crowded elevators just to see married men squirm.

 

[kathyisgr65]

AI is NOT fake! LOL

She likes to squeeze into tight, crowded elevators just to see married men squirm.

That's not a lie
Re-read the directions

 

[Coyote100]

That's not a lie
Re-read the directions

She claims she came to Lit. only for the stories. If you believe that, l have bridge for you to buy.