~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[kathyisgr65]

She claims she came to Lit. only for the stories. If you believe that, l have bridge for you to buy.

He thinks I can read

 

[Coyote100]

He thinks I can read

She thinks she is pansexual because she has a thing for her cast iron skillet.

 

[kathyisgr65]

She thinks she is pansexual because she has a thing for her cast iron skillet.

She is really a he

 

[kathyisgr65]

She is really a he

Isn't that what it's all about
. bisexual is all about having a thing for the bi ke

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Isn't that what it's all about
. bisexual is all about having a thing for the bi ke

Thinks email is just regular mail that gets sent to Edward.

 

[Trubbycat]

Has no rhythm whatsoever

 

[Seokrocks]

Is really a dog

 

[SmokingFap]

Microwaves his Pop-Tarts.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Only smokes haddock in real life

 

[LustyScribe]

Says their seeking a Cwtch, but they're actually afraid of them.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Says they’re seeking a Cwtch, but they're actually afraid of them.

They’re afraid because Cwtches get stitches.

Doesn’t know how to write but one day … one day … their dream of being a real scribe will come true.

 

[bashfull]

Kept falling down and hurting himself. Played it off by creating "breakdancing"

 

[LustyScribe]

Has been holding that tree up for 6 months, waiting for an apple to drop.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Doesn’t scribe anything themselves, actually uses AI and ChatGPT to come up with their posts

 

[jbeardo1]

Is scared of dragons

 

[bashfull]

Is scared of dragons

The beard in his name refers to the fact that he is the cover up for his closeted lesbian gf.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Actually meant to put Ranchy Romantic in their bio, as likes to cover partners in ranch sauce

 

[bashfull]

Actually meant to put Ranchy Romantic in their bio, as likes to cover partners in ranch sauce

Hmmm...i have done peanut butter and also whipped cream...

Is always seeking the ever elusive Quidditch

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Hmmm...i have done peanut butter and also whipped cream...

Is always seeking the ever elusive Quidditch

Was caught at a Run-DMC concert plowing a groupie

 

[bashfull]

Was caught at a Run-DMC concert plowing a groupie

Was a groupie getting plowed at a Run-DMC concert.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Bashed so much he’s now only. 3/4 full

 

[HollyS]

Is actually the must responsible adult you'll ever meet.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Isn’t technically holly, but as a rare deciduous tree it’s easier to go by holly than explain

 

[bashfull]

Is an 18 yr old boy confused about his sexuality

 

[Trubbycat]

Is a rowdy extrovert at the nude beach