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That's the truthIs very demanding and aggressive...
Is holy innocent virginNever EVER flirts here in Lit.
She lives in an igloo just outside of VegasNever EVER flirts here in Lit.
Is actually quite sourIs holy innocent virgin
Says he's from Ireland, but I'm pretty sure I caught him peeking in my igloo window.She lives in an igloo just outside of Vegas
My tongue was stuck to the ice.Says he's from Ireland, but I'm pretty sure I caught him peeking in my igloo window.
(That one is definitely a lie! Pretty sure I'd be stoned to death under old testament rules. )Is known to favour the stricter ways of the Old Testament when it comes to discipline
That's brilliant(That one is definitely a lie! Pretty sure I'd be stoned to death under old testament rules. )
Likes to use a Cain just because he's Abel.
Has fantasies about pregnant nuns.That's brilliant
She trained as a nun but was kicked out for looking up the priests cassock
Has fantasies about pregnant nuns.
Offers to help women check their tonsils with his special probe.Had her tonsils removed, twice.
Can do magic tricks with cucumbersOffers to help women check their tonsils with his special probe.
(Might not be a lie! )Can do magic tricks with cucumbers
He’s been smiling so long that the muscles in his cheeks hurt like hellHas no interest in men...
Has nude pictures lining the inside of that coat.He’s been smiling so long that the muscles in his cheeks hurt like hell