~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[bewitcher]

Is horny af and so desparate

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Is very demanding and aggressive...

 

[HollyS]

It's actually a grumpy gorilla named Gus.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

She's disliked by most men in lit because of her prudish posts...

 

[HollyS]

Never EVER flirts here in Lit.

 

[bewitcher]

Is very demanding and aggressive...

That's the truth

 

[bewitcher]

Never EVER flirts here in Lit.

Is holy innocent virgin

 

[Biggalute]

Never EVER flirts here in Lit.

She lives in an igloo just outside of Vegas

 

[Biggalute]

Is holy innocent virgin

Is actually quite sour

 

[HollyS]

She lives in an igloo just outside of Vegas

Says he's from Ireland, but I'm pretty sure I caught him peeking in my igloo window.

 

[Biggalute]

Says he's from Ireland, but I'm pretty sure I caught him peeking in my igloo window.

My tongue was stuck to the ice.

When not on lit she divides her time between crocheting and teaching at Sunday school

 

[HollyS]

Just enrolled in Sunday school. (When told he was too old, he protested that it didn't stick the first time, so he needs to try again!)

 

[Biggalute]

Is known to favour the stricter ways of the Old Testament when it comes to discipline

 

[HollyS]

Is known to favour the stricter ways of the Old Testament when it comes to discipline

(That one is definitely a lie! Pretty sure I'd be stoned to death under old testament rules. )

Likes to use a Cain just because he's Abel.

 

[Biggalute]

(That one is definitely a lie! Pretty sure I'd be stoned to death under old testament rules. )

Likes to use a Cain just because he's Abel.

That's brilliant

She trained as a nun but was kicked out for looking up the priests cassock

 

[HollyS]

That's brilliant

She trained as a nun but was kicked out for looking up the priests cassock

Has fantasies about pregnant nuns.

 

[Series 6]

Has fantasies about pregnant nuns.

Had her tonsils removed, twice.

 

[HollyS]

Had her tonsils removed, twice.

Offers to help women check their tonsils with his special probe.

 

[LustyScribe]

Offers to help women check their tonsils with his special probe.

Can do magic tricks with cucumbers

 

[HollyS]

Can do magic tricks with cucumbers

(Might not be a lie! )

Once lost his nib for days, and found he wasn't lusty at all when he couldn't scribe.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Has no interest in men...

 

[fakingadulthood]

Has no interest in men...

He’s been smiling so long that the muscles in his cheeks hurt like hell

 

[LustyScribe]

He’s been smiling so long that the muscles in his cheeks hurt like hell

Has nude pictures lining the inside of that coat.

 

[Darkrhytm]

Thinks his penis is a writing tool leading to unintended consequences

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has never been there same since he pulled a hat from a rabbit.