~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[curious_slut]

Once described Silence of the Lambs as "simply OK."

Lies, not truths! The TV show was way better!

Has watched Jaws, on VHS specifically, 82 times.

 

[Live_Oak]

Lies, not truths! The TV show was way better!

Has watched Jaws, on VHS specifically, 82 times.

Holds her arms up and yells “WHEEEE” on elevators. So annoying!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Holds her arms up and yells “WHEEEE” on elevators. So annoying!

Lives in a Oak Tree where he fills his own special holes

 

[Taegul]

Don’t believe his lies. He is most definitely a witch.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Is really the Hamburgler less his disguise

 

[bashfull]

Keeps wondering if Quidditch is real

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Has a secret love of pickleball and even has a special outfit he wears when he plays.

 

[bashfull]

Has a secret love of pickleball and even has a special outfit he wears when he plays.

Is not really an imp...but rather a succubus!

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Right. bashfull is gonna take his horse down to Old Towne Road and ride til he can't no more.

 

[Taegul]

She's following bashfull on a Vespa and scooping up every present that horse of his leaves behind.

What have they been feeding that horse?!?!

 

[lilmissdarling]

He keeps stealing the cheese out of my fridge and replaces it with yellow playdoh . I've changed the locks thrice.

 

[Taegul]

Don't tell her this, but she simply looped a bicycle lock through both the handles of the refrigerator and the freezer so both the doors open together. All her cheese belongs to me.

 

[Taegul]

Don't tell her this, but she simply looped a bicycle lock through both the handles of the refrigerator and the freezer so both the doors open together. All her cheese belongs to me.

He's convinced that anyone who reacts to his posts with like, love, or laugh really wants to have sex with him. Those who respond with "wow" want to bring a friend along too. Sad and anger have no meaning as they've never been used on one of his posts on Lit. Ever.

 

[bashfull]

He's convinced that anyone who reacts to his posts with like, love, or laugh really wants to have sex with him. Those who respond with "wow" want to bring a friend along too. Sad and anger have no meaning as they've never been used on one of his posts on Lit. Ever.

Wants to have sex with everyone and sometimes even uses melted butter in a sandwich bag

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Wants to have sex with everyone and sometimes even uses melted butter in a sandwich bag

How would you have even thought about that if you haven't tired it


Rides his horse nude at night to secretly toughen his balls for his Mistress.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

How would you have even thought about that if you haven't tired it


Rides his horse nude at night to secretly toughen his balls for his Mistress.

He owns the horse and records him!

 

[Coyote100]

He owns the horse and records him!

She caught pneumonia at a nudist colony in Iceland.

 

[Taegul]

He always pours the milk into the bowl before pouring the cereal in. Straight savage, I tell ya.

 

[SimonSex]

Has memorized the entire Dr. Bronner’s soap bottle label

 

[Sageboundtight]

He owns the copyright to the famous game Simon says.

 

[Taegul]

He's a Cher impersonator in Reno, Nevada.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

He's really a millionaire, but poses as a regular joe to find someone who loves him for who he is. It's been a long time, but he's still trying.

 

[SimonSex]

Has Yosemite Sam mud flaps on his Prius

 

[Taegul]

He's actually a mime and never says anything.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Once sold baseball caps to eskimos